CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #152

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

Unfortunately, my spreadsheet is currently on the blink. I'll update this when I can get the last contest's scores fixed.

But I do have the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23488

As always, the deadline is (nominally) Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[whytheheckme]

Greg: HA! I can do it in COMMAND LINE! Look at you using your GUI.....

[Dan Petrovic]

"Okay, you go around the right. We'll take the left and go for the flag."
"Got it."
"Aww crap, I was sniped."
"Fall back! Fall back!"

[Nuttyman54]

Greg: Erm, guys...what does it mean by "The Matrix Has You"?

[Zyik]

-If we can just finish this mod the students will never beat us at starcraft again.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/a75/a751f2bac878c5a1188b181b8c0b5149_m.jpg
GREG: Man! Is it just me or is the CD updates taking longer longer every day to get done?

[Wayne Doenges]

Greg: "OK, the information I'm picking up from the camera looks great.
Man in blue shirt: "Yea, the program is working too. It's tracking the light."
Man in white shirt: "Should I be picking up the Total Gym infomercial?"

[JaneYoung]

Who would have guessed that the words associated with couch would be 'triple geek'?

[GaryVoshol]

The proctor's hidden camera catches Greg copying during the Intro to C programming exam.

[Cynette]

Ok, thats enough, would you stop IMing me already! I'm sitting right next to you!

[cooker52]

Guy in blue shirt: Is that your robot code for the camera!?
Guy in Red: No, that's what your face looks like in C.

[EricH]

Mr. Ross: So why is our control-check robot PINK?
Joe (on the left): I don't know. Hey, stop ruining the code!
Mr. Steele: Ask the girls why it's pink. And Joe, I thought you were the one putting the bugs in!
Joe: I'm not doing it.
Mr. Ross: You did it though--your CVS server is down again.
Joe: My CVS server??
Mr. Steele: OK, calm down, both of you. We still have to get the camera working so the other two programmers can have the robot for the other sensors. We still have ten hours before ship...

[Jessica Boucher]

When faced with the choice of sleeping or taking the time to set up a picture so it looks like you are working while sleeping, the latter prevails.

[Bcahn836]

Guy in red- I can't believe this stuff
guy in blue- your telling me back in my day we were entering code on stone with a hammer and chisel.
guy in red- for what? programing dinosaurs?

[DonRotolo]

Red shirt: Hey, I got the camera working!
Blue shirt: Hey, I got the swerve code working!
White shirt: Hey! I got Windows working! :p

[BlondeNerd]

Guy in red: What's that?
Guy in blue: *Quickly minimizes* Umm...nothing
Guy in white: I told you, looking up cheat codes does NOT make you a better video game player!!

[Schnabel]

How many software engineers does it take to program a robot?

[EricS-Team180]

a sneak peek of the judges from the new reality show...So You Think You can Program?!?

[taylort]

Guy in Blue: "Look, Ma, no hands!"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"You know, I have heard other team's software people actually get a table. Why don't we have a table?"

[Rich Wong]

At the Beach Bot computer lab the mentors learned about the advanced programming that is required to operate the robotic camera.
It takes multi-processing, complex algorithms, spatial perception and teamwork to work the camera’s function.

Joe, “Pan left, pan left, you need to pan left!”

Steele, “Don’t tell me how to pan young man.
I was panning before you know how to walk.
Worry about your tilt. Tilt is for sissies.”

Greg,” You need to pan the camera to your other left.”

[efoote868]

white: Yep.
red: Yep.
blue: Yep.

[Travis Hoffman]

Shortlee aftur this pick wuz takin, Greg "Gramur Curmudgoon" Ross cood bee herd cakling "AWL YOU'RE WERDS ARRRRRRRRRRR BEELONG TWO US!!!!!" as his "lern2spel_j00dummies.pwned" spel chek viroos spreaded two CD users' kompootors everyware.

......loks likke it cood uze a littel werk.....

[KathieK]

"So how many more hours can we surf the net before somebody realizes we aren't doing anything???"

[EddieMcD]

"The Beach-Bots were up to their most nefarious scheme ever trying to hack the CD Unofficial Caption Contest. Luckily, they all got a BSOD: the Billfred Screen of Death. On a side note, this also preoccupied Billfred enough so EddieMcD could sneak in yet another entry after the 'deadline'."

[Steve W]

The lest you know, the lower you go.

[lukevanoort]

Greg: Okay guys, I've had enough of this. Its a tonsure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsure) and there is no way that it could be interfering with the camera.
Guy in white: Hey the camera's working now.
Guy in blue: Greg must've turned his head.
Greg: I'm not bald!

[Billfred]

This will work at some point.

First place goes to...

Greg: "OK, the information I'm picking up from the camera looks great.
Man in blue shirt: "Yea, the program is working too. It's tracking the light."
Man in white shirt: "Should I be picking up the Total Gym infomercial?"

Second place goes to...

When faced with the choice of sleeping or taking the time to set up a picture so it looks like you are working while sleeping, the latter prevails.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) whytheheckme
2) InfernoX14
3) Zyik
4) GaryV1188
5) mocat1530
6) cooker52
7) Bcahn836
8) BlondeNerd
9) EricS-Team180
10) Travis Hoffman
11) KathieK
12) EddieMcD

And the burn award...

Red shirt: Hey, I got the camera working!
Blue shirt: Hey, I got the swerve code working!
White shirt: Hey! I got Windows working! :p

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 115
Wayne Doenges 114
MissInformation 111
Rich Wong 109
JaneYoung 104
Boiler 100
Al Skierkiewicz 96
GaryV1188 76
Travis Hoffman 74
Koko Ed 73
InfernoX14 72
KathieK 69
Steve W 68
EricS-Team180 65
Skimoose 62
Cuog 61
Mocat1530 56
Lukevanoort 56
Joe Matt 53
Hiteak 51
Andy Baker 48
Mister_Juggles 46
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 42
Jay H 237 40
EricH 40
Dave Scheck 36
BlondeNerd 36
Dlavery 33
Raymaniac 32
Andrew Blair 31
Icurtis 29
Goober!!! 29
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Schnabel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 21
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
Jessica Boucher 17
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Barry Bonzack 16
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Bcahn836 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Zyik 12
Dylan 10
Alex Cormier 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
Don Rotolo 8
Pavan 8
whytheheckme 8
anna~marie 7
Kyle 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
cooker52 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
Nuttyman54 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
kramarczyk 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
114ManualLabor 1
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Kelly 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!