CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #153

[Billfred]

Posted during daylight!

Here's the scores...

EddieMcD 115
Wayne Doenges 114
MissInformation 111
Rich Wong 109
JaneYoung 104
Boiler 100
Al Skierkiewicz 96
GaryV1188 76
Travis Hoffman 74
Koko Ed 73
InfernoX14 72
KathieK 69
Steve W 68
EricS-Team180 65
Skimoose 62
Cuog 61
Mocat1530 56
Lukevanoort 56
Joe Matt 53
Hiteak 51
Andy Baker 48
Mister_Juggles 46
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 42
Jay H 237 40
EricH 40
Dave Scheck 36
BlondeNerd 36
Dlavery 33
Raymaniac 32
Andrew Blair 31
Icurtis 29
Goober!!! 29
Michelle Celio 25
Greg Needel 23
Schnabel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 21
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
Jessica Boucher 17
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Barry Bonzack 16
Artdutra04 16
Dorienne 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Bcahn836 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Zyik 12
Dylan 10
Alex Cormier 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Elgin Clock 8
Don Rotolo 8
Pavan 8
whytheheckme 8
anna~marie 7
Kyle 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
cooker52 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
Nuttyman54 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
kramarczyk 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
114ManualLabor 1
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Kelly 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23289

As always, the deadline is (theoretically) Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/50b/50b4dac622c8d631ba8c82d6086bc5f3_m.jpg
GREG: For my next Battlebot I intend to defeat my opponents by confusing them when I place a robot on the field that is already in pieces and they won't know what to do and will give up! It's brilliant!

[Alex Cormier]

"Hey Andy, you call this an omni wheel?!!?"

[raymaniac]

Greg attempts to once again explain simple mechanics to the animators, who still dont get it.



<not part of entry>and I would know :D </not part of entry>

[Al Skierkiewicz]

There used to be this stuff known as 16mm film and it came on a reel that looked just like this. I swear!! Ask any of the old guys they'll tell you. You know Al, Wayne, Steve, maybe even Dan Green!

[Andrew Blair]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/50b/50b4dac622c8d631ba8c82d6086bc5f3_m.jpg

Yeeeaaahhhhh...so, this sucks. I'm gonna go reinvent it.

[whytheheckme]

OK... So, lesson for today. Do not give a freshman the team credit card number to order Mecanum wheels from AndyMark.

[Hiteak]

Lets see if you can make a "Greg" button out of this.

[Dan Petrovic]

"I can't believe he dressed like that and brought an omni-wheel to prom"

[EricH]

"So, you programmers, you know what this is?"
"Nope, sorry Greg."
"It is...YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!"
":eek:"
"I knew you'd like it."

[Wayne Doenges]

Student off camera: "Hey Greg, what are you making?"
Greg: "If everything goes right, I'm going to take this AndyMark TM Omni-Wheel and create a new rack and pinion steering for our new robot."
Student off camera: "There is no way you can do that."
Greg: That's what they said about the Wright Brothers when they took a bicycle and made an airplane out of it."

Ask any of the old guys they'll tell you. You know Al, Wayne, Steve, maybe even Dan Green!
Which Wayne are you referring to Al?

[GaryVoshol]

Act now and we will throw in one wheel for free! You must call within the next 10 minutes! Operators are standing by.

[Travis Hoffman]

Hey hey! Instead of pies, can I throw these at Steve Warren at this year's RaChaCha Ruckus fundraiser? Huh huh huh? Can I? Can I? Oh please oh please oh please....

[kramarczyk]

You want me to build a unicycle bot??? With this?!?

[Andy Baker]

Hmmmm... my next BattleBot: The Spinning Omni-Wheel of Death!

mmmmuahahahahahaha!



AB

[JaneYoung]

Greg's Show 'n' Tell

Ok boys and girls
- listen up -
here's the nuts and bolts of it:
t-h-i-s is a wheel...
not just any wheel.
This is the wheel that's going to take you places.
Trust me, I know.

[Ian Curtis]

Greg: Okay Andy, done installing the video camera and wireless transmitter into the omniwheel.

Andy G.: Great! Now all we have to do is slip it into Beatty's toolbox on Saturday in Atlanta while they're off winning another national title. Then next year, we'll know exactly what they're doing, so we can build the perfect defensive robot, and finally take the gold away from those pesky midwesterners!

[DonRotolo]

Friends, step right up, for a limited time only you too can have this here wheel for only $29.95 plus shipping and handling, don't delay as this offer is limited and these will sell out fast...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Which Wayne are you referring to Al?

Any Wayne knows!

[Rich Wong]

Greg, “The next item I would like to review with the team is
the use of these omni wheels vs. the mecaaacan,
I meant meccanan,
ah ... meccacan,
ah ... macanun,
no... it's mecaman.

Oh just use omni wheels.”

[GUI]

"Okay, which one of you wiseguys used metric fasteners?"

[Greg Needel]

"hey guys see this omni wheel? In addition to it's maneuverability it also doubles as a robo-ninja throwing star....hmmm I wonder how hard I need to throw it to reach South Carolina."

[Billfred]

"hey guys see this omni wheel? In addition to it's maneuverability it also doubles as a robo-ninja throwing star....hmmm I wonder how hard I need to throw it to reach South Carolina."
<obviously not an entry>

Wrong direction (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?p=631831#post631831), Needel. :p

[cooker52]

The latest development and discoveries in omni-wheels shows that if anybody takes the time to build these need to get a life. I didn't make this. No, it was the animators.

[EddieMcD]

"Unfortunately, one of the students mistook the wheel for a dartboard. Greg had his safety glasses on, but his forehead protectors were nowhere to be found. Now the doctors have to remove needle-headed darts from Greg Needel's head."

[artdutra04]

Greg: "Uh, guys, wasn't this wheel supposed to be on the robot?"
Student: "We had to fix something, we'll put it back on soon."
Greg: "Ship date was two days ago."

[BlondeNerd]

"The wheels on the 'bot go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round
The wheels on the 'bot go 'round and 'round
All through the town

[lukevanoort]

Greg: Who ordered this thing.
Someone else: Oh, we got it from 25.
Greg: Wait seriously? You got this from 25?
Someone else: Yeah, whats so strange about that?
Greg: Why would a team as bright as 25 give up such something that gives such wicked awesome back massages. Much better than Pint Sized Chaos'
Someone else:...

[Nuttyman54]

Homer Simpson voice: "MMmmmmm...Omni's.....*droool*"

[Taylor]

The peak of nerdidity: Listening to Dean Simmons and the Kamens, playing air guitar with an omniwheel and using a metric wrench as a pick. While wearing safety glasses (although, true to his rock 'n roll rebel nature, he is wearing tinted ones), no less. I'm sure he'll pick up a joystick and use it as a microphone.

[Barry Bonzack]

If anyone mentions anything to me about the "No tinted safety glasses" rule, I'll throw this at them.

[KathieK]

Greg practices his latest lame pickup (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3511) line, "Hey girls, wanna check out my wheels?"

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I slacked off. After my trip from Columbia to DC to Boston to Worcester to Boston, I was beat.

First place goes to:

You want me to build a unicycle bot??? With this?!?

Second place goes to:

Greg: Who ordered this thing.
Someone else: Oh, we got it from 25.
Greg: Wait seriously? You got this from 25?
Someone else: Yeah, whats so strange about that?
Greg: Why would a team as bright as 25 give up such something that gives such wicked awesome back massages. Much better than Pint Sized Chaos'
Someone else:...

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Koko Ed
2) Andrew Blair
3) BlondeNerd
4) artdutra04
5) EddieMcD
6) Greg Needel
7) Hiteak
8) InfernoX14
9) EricH
10) Travis Hoffman
11) Andy Baker
12) Barry Bonzack
13) iCurtis

And the burn award...

OK... So, lesson for today. Do not give a freshman the team credit card number to order Mecanum wheels from AndyMark.

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 117
Wayne Doenges 115
MissInformation 111
Rich Wong 110
JaneYoung 105
Boiler 101
Al Skierkiewicz 97
GaryV1188 77
Travis Hoffman 76
Koko Ed 75
InfernoX14 74
KathieK 70
Steve W 68
EricS-Team180 65
Skimoose 62
Lukevanoort 61
Cuog 61
Mocat1530 56
Joe Matt 53
Hiteak 53
Andy Baker 50
Mister_Juggles 46
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 42
EricH 42
Jay H 237 40
BlondeNerd 38
Dave Scheck 36
Dlavery 33
Andrew Blair 33
Raymaniac 33
Icurtis 31
Goober!!! 29
Greg Needel 25
Michelle Celio 25
Schnabel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 21
Barry Bonzack 18
Artdutra04 18
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
Jessica Boucher 17
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Dorienne 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
kramarczyk 12
Nehalita 12
Bcahn836 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Zyik 12
whytheheckme 11
Alex Cormier 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Don Rotolo 9
Elgin Clock 8
Pavan 8
anna~marie 7
Kyle 7
cooker52 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
Nuttyman54 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
114ManualLabor 1
Adam Richards 1
AndyB 1
Alexa Stott 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Kelly 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
GUI 1


Onward!