CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #155

[Billfred]

Finally!

Here are the scores:

EddieMcD 119
Wayne Doenges 117
MissInformation 111
Rich Wong 111
JaneYoung 107
Boiler 101
Al Skierkiewicz 97
GaryV1188 79
InfernoX14 79
Travis Hoffman 77
Koko Ed 76
KathieK 72
Steve W 68
EricS-Team180 65
Lukevanoort 62
Skimoose 62
Cuog 61
Mocat1530 56
Joe Matt 53
Hiteak 53
EricH 52
Andy Baker 50
Mister_Juggles 46
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 42
Jay H 237 40
BlondeNerd 38
Dave Scheck 36
Dlavery 33
Andrew Blair 33
Raymaniac 33
Icurtis 31
Goober!!! 29
Greg Needel 25
Michelle Celio 25
Schnabel 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
taylort 21
Jessica Boucher 19
Barry Bonzack 18
Artdutra04 18
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Dorienne 16
kramarczyk 15
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Bcahn836 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Zyik 12
Alex Cormier 12
whytheheckme 11
Dylan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Don Rotolo 9
Pavan 9
Elgin Clock 8
cooker52 8
anna~marie 7
Kyle 7
Nuttyman54 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
114ManualLabor 1
Adam Richards 1
Alexa Stott 1
AndyB 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
GUI 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Kelly 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/16148

Due to my rather hectic schedule of late, the deadline remains (in theory) at Friday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[GaryVoshol]

In a nefarious plot to make their event number one in the off-season, a rogue crew from Battlecry attempts to make off with the IRI field carpet during a cleverly-timed blackout. They were thwarted by Andy Baker, who singlehandly jump-started the generator by sheer force of mind control. This photo was taken just as the lights were warming up.

[JaneYoung]

as can be clearly seen -
the rugged IRI volunteers go to great lengths to prepare for the upcoming fun and competition.

[Travis Hoffman]

Wishing to once and for all demonstrate his superior gastrointestinal fortitude to the world, Dave Lavery ships in the world's largest cannoli for his 2007 IRI eating contest against Amanda Morrison.

In a related story, Indianapolis engineers recently completed their temporary modifications to Lawrence North's brand-new Olympic sized swimming pool. It is said the reflection of the chrome-plated flush lever can be seen from outer space.

[cooker52]

Volunteer 1: On the count of three, we drop then roll it out.
Volunteer 2: But we just did it up, why do it again.
Volunteer 1: Because we left my car keys in there

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy Bake, not satisfied with an ordinary pea shooter, developed this mega shooter. I one breath he succcessfully launched a 16 pound bowling ball out the Purdue Armory doors. Three cars were destroyed and five people had to be taken to the hospital, for hearing loss, resulting from the sonic boom.

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/c51/c51952d0830bc9e45122c22e285ee3bb_m.jpg
This time we're gonna have a water game! NO MATTER WHAT!

[Schnabel]

I just sat back and watched as they did the work, then I took the credit.

[kramarczyk]

Indiana robotics disciples during construction of Beatty Shrine. Completion is scheduled to coincide with his next championship victory...

See shrine model here...
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32705

[EricS-Team180]

...a rare view of a large Indiana Segmented worm. Living relics from the Cambrian explosion, these worms are fileted, dried, and then unrolled into large pieces of industrial carpet. Indiana Worm wrestling has a small but vibrant cult following. This picture was, most likely, taken at such an event.

[taylort]

"Let's do the wave!"

[Dan Petrovic]

There are two things that you can always count on FIRST kids to do.

1) Listen to directions when his/her bottle of Mountain Dew is on the line.
2) Dance to Cotton Eyed Joe.

No one knew what to do when the DJ started testing his sound equipment.

[Nuttyman54]

"Ok guys, everybody go to the left"
"Whose left, my left?"
"No, my left, your right"
"If I'm right, then it's my left?"
"Wrong, it's your right"
"Who's right?"
"You're right"
"So it's my left?"
"Forget this, I'm leaving..."
"Where'd he go?"
"He left."

<not part of entry> inspired by Abbott and Costello </not part of entry>

[Pavan Dave]

Andy: Guys, we have a really small task for you!
Volunteers: *Cheers*
Andy: We ONLY have to move a carpet inside, and dinner's on me.
Volunteers: Thats easy...
Andy: If you follow me, I'll show you the carpet.
*volunteers march to see the carpet*
*Andy runs to his car*
Andy: I'll be back in a bit with the food! Enjoy!
Random Volunteer: Now I know why Andy's bringing the food.

[DonRotolo]

1.
As they prepared to utilize the world's longest battering ram, the guy in the middle noticed that the door was already open...

2.
I thought this rug was supposed to be 30 x 60, not 15 x 120....

Don

[CraigHickman]

"Are you sure your prototype doesn't break the 72 by 72 box?"

[Joe G.]

Beatty is caught on tape as they try to transport their hidden "celing hanger" attatchment used to lift 3 robots into the pits before anyone gets the same idea.

[KathieK]

Student #1: Don't you just love it when they assign these jobs to the rookie students? He he he
Student #2: Yeah, when I heard them explaining that we had to "roll out the red carpet" at IRI, I knew what was coming!

[Taylor]

The struggling 4th-year team has stumbled upon a way to win the IRI, now if only they can find a tall bridge over a river....

[Goober!!!]

Person that just came in-"Ohh no a HUGE snake some one hit the fire alarm!!!":D :D :D

[EddieMcD]

"See, this is what happens when Andy Baker oversleeps: all the students are stuck doing his job."

[EricH]

So what do we do with this thing? Use it as a lever to move Earth?

[Rich Wong]

Three FIRST Guinness Books of records were made at the 2003 IRI event:

1. Biggest sandwich ever made: a 55-foot “Big O’Crispy**” for the IRI volunteers.
2. Heaviest sandwich ever made: 350 pounds before the horseradish sour cream
3. Fastest consumption of a sandwich: The Big O'Crispy was eaten by 30 IRI volunteers in 35 minutes.


(**Big O’crispy- hand hammered pork tender loin sandwich with onion, pickles & ketchup, tomato, horseradish sour cream.)

[skimoose]

Is that a roll of carpet you've got there, or are you just happy to be at IRI again. :eek:

[Billfred]

Posted during daylight!

First place goes to:

"See, this is what happens when Andy Baker oversleeps: all the students are stuck doing his job."

Second place goes to:

Is that a roll of carpet you've got there, or are you just happy to be at IRI again. :eek:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Rich Wong
2) Nuttyman54
3) taylort
4) EricS-Team180
5) kramarczyk
6) KathieK
7) Wayne Doenges
8) cooker52
9) JaneYoung
10) GaryV1188

And the (heart)burn award...

Wishing to once and for all demonstrate his superior gastrointestinal fortitude to the world, Dave Lavery ships in the world's largest cannoli for his 2007 IRI eating contest against Amanda Morrison.

In a related story, Indianapolis engineers recently completed their temporary modifications to Lawrence North's brand-new Olympic sized swimming pool. It is said the reflection of the chrome-plated flush lever can be seen from outer space.

Which means the scores are...


EddieMcD 129
Wayne Doenges 119
Rich Wong 113
MissInformation 111
JaneYoung 109
Boiler 102
Al Skierkiewicz 97
GaryV1188 81
Travis Hoffman 80
InfernoX14 80
Koko Ed 77
KathieK 74
Steve W 68
EricS-Team180 67
Skimoose 67
Lukevanoort 62
Cuog 61
Mocat1530 56
Joe Matt 53
EricH 53
Hiteak 53
Andy Baker 50
Mister_Juggles 46
Cody Carey 45
efoote868 42
Jay H 237 40
BlondeNerd 38
Dave Scheck 36
Dlavery 33
Andrew Blair 33
Raymaniac 33
Icurtis 31
Goober!!! 30
Greg Needel 25
Michelle Celio 25
Schnabel 24
taylort 23
Rich Kressly 22
KenWittlief 21
KelliV 21
“Big Mike” 21
Jessica Boucher 19
Barry Bonzack 18
Artdutra04 18
Arefin Bari 18
Josh Goodman 18
kramarczyk 17
wpdrummer 17
Gary Dillard 17
Thegathering 17
Kyle A 17
Dorienne 16
Rohith Surampudi 13
Nehalita 12
Bcahn836 12
65_Xero_Huskie 12
Zyik 12
Alex Cormier 12
whytheheckme 11
Don Rotolo 10
Dylan 10
cooker52 10
Pavan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Dhoizner 9
Nuttyman54 9
Elgin Clock 8
anna~marie 7
Kyle 7
Stephi Rae 6
Rick Tyler 6
Danielle H 6
Eric W. Jones 5
Imajie 5
Tytus Gerrish 5
Ewankoff 5
Killerofkiller 5
trilogism 5
KarenH 4
LordTalps 4
Beth Sweet 4
Conor Ryan 4
SizzelChest330 4
EricRobodox 3
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
ALIBI 2
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Daniel Brim 2
Graduns340 2
JBotAlan 2
Jonathan Norris 2
kawelch 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
114ManualLabor 2
Alex Burman 2
Astronouth7303 2
Courtneyb1023 2
fluffy 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Marc P. 2
MattD1Drift 2
Ogre 2
Peter Matteson 2
robotcanuck1676 2
Adam Richards 1
Alexa Stott 1
AndyB 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Djalamose 1
Eldarion 1
eshteyn 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
GUI 1
huff_dragon 1
i_am_Doug 1
Jack K. 1
Jeff 888 1
Kelly 1
looneylin 1
Miketwalker 1
Team1591 1
technoL 1
tony.dalia.195 1
waiakea2024 1
Wetzel 1
whlspacedude 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1
rocketperson44 1


Onward!