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Billfred
08-10-2007, 20:45
It's still Monday!

Here are the scores:

Wayne Doenges 50
Travis Hoffman 42
KathieK 35
EricS-Team180 34
boiler 32
lukevanoort 30
EddieMcD 30
Greg Needel 21
GaryVoshol 21
JaneYoung 21
rocketperson44 20
Rich Wong 18
EricH 16
skimoose 16
InfernoX14 15
kramarczyk 15
BlondeNerd 14
cooker52 14
Don Rotolo 14
Jay H 237 13
Al Skierkiewicz 12
raymaniac 11
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
joshsmithers 8
Nuttyman54 8
Libby K 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
Kristian Calhoun 4
MissInformation 4
Schnabel 4
"Big Mike" 4
Tottanka 4
Bcahn836 4
Cynette 4
Otaku 3
Barry Bonzack 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Danielle H 3
3dude_2231 2
artdutra04 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KarenH 2
KTorak 2
taylort 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
SSMike 2
wpdrummer 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24151

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern. (And with this week being USC's fall break, perhaps I'll be well-rested to judge it for once!)

Go!

Al Skierkiewicz
08-10-2007, 22:13
JVN demonstrates the nightmare all good engineers have from time to time...All of the gremlins in the world gather to cast spells on the one thing you need to get working in the next two minutes. We must be especially careful of the one they call "Murphy". He is trying to hide in the back row with the number 37 around his neck.

EricH
09-10-2007, 00:26
MC: 3...2...1...GO!!
Robots: *charge from the back*
*Mascots flee*
JVN: Oh, rats...WHO SCREWED UP THE MATCH CONTROL THIS TIME????

kramarczyk
09-10-2007, 06:48
JVN fan club meeting

Chief Pride
09-10-2007, 07:58
Representative symbol league, UNITE!

Taylor
09-10-2007, 07:59
John Vielkind-Neun: THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!?

GaryVoshol
09-10-2007, 08:52
Calling Maurice Zendak - one of your Wild Things is loose!

Travis Hoffman
09-10-2007, 09:07
JVN, aka "The IFI Dork", takes to the starting blocks in the 100-meter stumble and wheeze event at the 2007 Lame Mascot Olympics.

3dude_2231
09-10-2007, 14:16
this picture demonstrates why Autonomy is a bad idea:
'cause when you start thinking on your own, bad things happen!!

Tottanka
09-10-2007, 15:13
Now you can see the more attractive side of FIRST.
And next year's game: Eacg team's human playes is a mascot. Every team builds a crane-robot 15 meters high, with one arm.
The team that grabs the most mascots in a game wins. You know, like those machines with cute bears...
http://rarebirdfinds.typepad.com/rare_bird_finds/images/2007/06/05/candy_machine.jpg

Wayne Doenges
10-10-2007, 07:12
Mascots: "John, John, he's our man, if he can't do it, no one can."
John: "What are they going on about, I'm just tying me shoelace."

JaneYoung
10-10-2007, 13:10
Mascot Training 101 is going well - except for one student.

Girls: psst, John, it's time to dance, step away from the robot and put down that tool - here comes the coach.

JVN: Picky, picky, picky.

Girls: That's the spirit!

EricS-Team180
11-10-2007, 09:19
Having finally outgrown his fear of clowns,
JVN is none-the-less haunted with obsessive thoughts of being followed by F.I.R.S.T. mascots...

Rich Wong
13-10-2007, 10:06
(Peter Framptom song “Show me the way” playing in the back ground)
“… I want you JVN to show us the way, everyday, I want you JVN to show us the way, everyday…”


Anonymous coach: “Wow, "This I want to be a JVN” Fan club is really popular!”

raymaniac
13-10-2007, 21:09
At the Sesame Street tryouts

SSMike
13-10-2007, 22:13
Tiger Mascot: I can jump Higher than you!

joshsmithers
13-10-2007, 23:11
The DJ had planned it for weeks. As JVN steps onto the field, he would put on DSK's hit song, Johnny V-Neun (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3563935310819623557), and call the mascots onto the field to perform the routine the had practiced to perfection.

JVN, used to the exaltation, gets on his knees and bows toward the crowd. This action proves how "down to earth" a superstar can be.

Barry Bonzack
13-10-2007, 23:33
If only Lee Corso did "FIRST Gameday" every Saturday in March... Sooo many mascot heads to try on to pick regional championship winners.

EddieMcD
14-10-2007, 03:43
"No mascots were harmed in the making of this picture. However, a crazed FIRST mentor came pretty darn close."

Greg Needel
14-10-2007, 09:29
girl in plaid skirt: Hey it isn't every day you see the full moon at a robotics competition.

Billfred
14-10-2007, 10:47
If only Lee Corso did "FIRST Gameday" every Saturday in March... Sooo many mascot heads to try on to pick regional championship winners.

<obviously not an entry>

That'll be one -infinity for Mr. Bonzack. (As any follower of the Gamecocks knows, we disagree with Mr. Corso's views (http://www.letsshowcorso.com). ;))

KathieK
14-10-2007, 13:15
Girl in plaid skirt: I TOLD you he didn't know how to do the cha cha slide!

Billfred
14-10-2007, 20:55
It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:
JVN demonstrates the nightmare all good engineers have from time to time...All of the gremlins in the world gather to cast spells on the one thing you need to get working in the next two minutes. We must be especially careful of the one they call "Murphy". He is trying to hide in the back row with the number 37 around his neck.
Second place goes to:
Calling Maurice Zendak - one of your Wild Things is loose!
Honorable mentions go to:

1) boiler
2) EricH
3) Wayne Doenges
4) JaneYoung
5) EricS-Team180
6) joshsmithers
7) EddieMcD
8) Greg Needel
9) Barry Bonzack (though he's still getting a -infinity)

And the burn award...

Girl in plaid skirt: I TOLD you he didn't know how to do the cha cha slide!
(I mean really, if someone doesn't know how to do the cha cha slide....

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges 52
Travis Hoffman 43
KathieK 38
EricS-Team180 36
boiler 34
EddieMcD 32
lukevanoort 30
GaryVoshol 26
Greg Needel 23
JaneYoung 23
Al Skierkiewicz 22
rocketperson44 20
Rich Wong 19
EricH 18
skimoose 16
kramarczyk 16
InfernoX14 15
BlondeNerd 14
cooker52 14
Don Rotolo 14
Jay H 237 13
raymaniac 12
joshsmithers 10
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Libby K 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Tim Delles 5
Barry Bonzack -infinity
Tottanka 5
Dave Scheck 4
Kristian Calhoun 4
MissInformation 4
Schnabel 4
"Big Mike" 4
Bcahn836 4
Cynette 4
Otaku 3
3dude_2231 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Danielle H 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KarenH 2
KTorak 2
taylort 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
wpdrummer 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
zinefer 1
Onward!