CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #175

[Billfred]

I can feel the buzz building already.

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 58
Wayne Doenges 57
EddieMcD 48
KathieK 46
boiler 42
EricS-Team180 41
JaneYoung 37
Al Skierkiewicz 36
kramarczyk 32
GaryVoshol 32
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 26
EricH 24
Greg Needel 24
Rich Wong 22
skimoose 21
BlondeNerd 18
Don Rotolo 18
InfernoX14 17
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
raymaniac 13
MissInformation 10
joshsmithers 10
Pavan 10
Tottanka 9
Barry Bonzack 8
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Libby K 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
3dude_2231 6
Schnabel 6
Tim Delles 5
zinefer 5
Dave Scheck 4
KarenH 4
Rosiebotboss 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Cynette 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Richard 3
Danielle H 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KTorak 2
Rich Kressly 2
Zyik 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
Conor Ryan 1
basicxman 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/16601

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Dave: Welcome to Referee Training 101: Seeing Things from the Robot's Point of View Without Onboard Cameras. Any questions?

Aiden: Do eyes count as cameras?

Dave: Uh...no.

Aiden: Aren't legs not powered by the 12V battery? If so, wouldn't that disqualify me as a robot?

Dave:...um...hmm...Guess who'll be on the GDC soon?

[Taylor]

Mr. Lavery: "I wonder if we could put one of those things on Mars...."

[GaryVoshol]

The GDC conducts Head Referee tryouts. It is unclear exactly what Aidan Browne is attempting here, but he got the job anyway.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

And you thought the GDC doesn't have fun!?!

[Cynette]

Aidan: I am autonomous. I must follow the white line. Do not look left. Do not look right. Follow the line, follow the line. Note to self...next year don't lose bet with Dave just before kickoff... I am autonomous. I must follow the white line...

[Travis Hoffman]

YAYS I HAS A WIDDLE BIKE! MR. WAVERY SAY I CAN HAS FIVE CHEEZBURGERS IF I PEDDLES REAL FAST! YAYS!!! ZOOOOOM ZOOOOOOM!

[skimoose]

Ramming Speed! :p

Ummm, Aidan kudos on wearing your safety glasses, but you forgot your bike helmet. ;)

[JaneYoung]

Aidan mantra whispered under his breath:

drive it like you stole it, drive it like you stole it...

Aidan: Dave, where's my little bell? I want my little bell.

(a few minute later)

mantra resumes: drive it like you stole it ding ding, drive it like you stole it ding ding....

[Chief Pride]

sad part is.... the robots in autonomous scored more!

[3dude_2231]

it's a new AndyMark thingey,
it's called the "Andy BIKER"
it's a new 21 speed shifter:D


//baker=>biker, get it??

[Tottanka]

"Burned to be wild"

[Wayne Doenges]

Due to recent budget cuts NASA has had to trim back on their simulations.
Here we see an astronaut (green shuttle) manuevering around a simunlate Mars and it's two moons.
The white line, on the floor, is the projected flight path. As you can see this astronaut needs more simualtion time. He crashed because he was off course.

[Rosiebotboss]

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

[EddieMcD]

"Aidan Browne: the only person ever to score those darned 10-point balls."

[KathieK]

Aidan: I think this new system of having tryouts before you can be a referee is a bit ridiculous!

[Greg Needel]

Little did Aidan know when he did this that he would be inspiring his friend george bush's (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21254) Iraq Strategy; Go full forward towards your goal with your eyes closed and never look back.

[kramarczyk]

Moments before the impromptu demonstration showing the stability disadvantages of a three wheel drivetrain.

[Rich Wong]

Not an entry (hmmm.... Bill has not render a judgment yet! Let me sneak this in.....)

Aidan, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...."

The exhaustion caught up with Aidan, in the middle of the Kickoff demo while Dean was speaking, he just closed his eyes.

[Libby K]

Aidan: We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed!

[Billfred]

Kamen might not be able to spell "ludicrous", but I can spell "results".

First place goes to:

Aidan mantra whispered under his breath:

drive it like you stole it, drive it like you stole it...

Aidan: Dave, where's my little bell? I want my little bell.

(a few minute later)

mantra resumes: drive it like you stole it ding ding, drive it like you stole it ding ding....

Second place goes to:

"Aidan Browne: the only person ever to score those darned 10-point balls."

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Cynette
2) Travis Hoffman
3) 3dude_2231
4) Libby K
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Rosiebotboss
7) Greg Needel
8) kramarczyk

And the burn award...

The GDC conducts Head Referee tryouts. It is unclear exactly what Aidan Browne is attempting here, but he got the job anyway.

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 60
Wayne Doenges 59
EddieMcD 53
KathieK 47
JaneYoung 47
boiler 43
EricS-Team180 41
Al Skierkiewicz 37
GaryVoshol 35
kramarczyk 34
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 26
Greg Needel 26
EricH 25
Rich Wong 23
skimoose 22
BlondeNerd 18
Don Rotolo 18
InfernoX14 17
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
raymaniac 13
MissInformation 10
joshsmithers 10
Tottanka 10
Pavan 10
Libby K 9
3dude_2231 8
Barry Bonzack 8
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Schnabel 6
Cynette 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
KarenH 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Richard 3
Danielle H 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KTorak 2
Rich Kressly 2
Zyik 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1


Onward!

[Greg Needel]

"Aidan Browne: the only person ever to score those darned 10-point balls."

I would like to point your attention to this photo http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/18038

[EddieMcD]

I would like to point your attention to this photo http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/18038

Oh please, that's clearly photoshopped. :p