CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #179

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday!

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 66
Wayne Doenges 64
EddieMcD 58
boiler 57
KathieK 53
JaneYoung 50
EricS-Team180 49
Al Skierkiewicz 49
GaryVoshol 43
kramarczyk 36
Rich Wong 35
lukevanoort 30
EricH 29
Greg Needel 29
skimoose 27
rocketperson44 26
Don Rotolo 23
BlondeNerd 22
InfernoX14 17
cooker52 15
raymaniac 15
Jay H 237 13
Tottanka 12
Barry Bonzack 12
joshsmithers 12
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
MissInformation 10
Libby K 9
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Cynette 7
Koko Ed 7
Schnabel 7
Alex Cormier 7
Rosiebotboss 6
KarenH 6
zinefer 6
Andy Baker 6
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Tim Delles 5
"Big Mike" 4
wpdrummer 4
taylort 4
Danielle H 4
Dave Scheck 4
Bcahn836 4
Michelle Celio 3
Zyik 3
Richard 3
Otaku 3
Alan8or 3
SSMike 3
Bharat Nain 3
Rich Kressly 2
Beth Sweet 2
KTorak 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
dhoizner 2
ChrisH 2
artdutra04 2
Tetraman 2
basicxman 2
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Conor Ryan 1
andrew348 1
Elgin Clock 1
Steve W 1
114ManualLabor 1
KelliV 1
JBotAlan 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
Jessica Boucher 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24635

Now, seeing as I made a colossal error this week, the timing will be a little funny for the next few (roughly between now and Kickoff). For this one, the deadline will be Tuesday, December 18, at midnight Eastern. All the other rules still apply.

Go!

[EricH]

Dan: How did I get stuck with this...Grrr...Hmmm...Wonder if I can build a robot to do this for me?
Tytus: Shut up and get back to work. We need those to trade for the "Dave says that's pimp" buttons.

[synth3tk]

"Tell me I can't make useful items for the robot"

[Barry Bonzack]

There has got to be a way to get this type of technology on swampthing...

[Greg Needel]

Dan: I think you are right Tytus, these "I love flame throwers" buttons will be a hot item.

[Taylor]

You've heard "every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?
Well,
Every time a FIRSTer puts on safety glasses, another button is born.

Judging by Dan's lack of safety glasses, he's tired of his job.

[Wayne Doenges]

Dan *mumbling to himself* "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges."

[basicxman]

Advertiser: This latest button making technology is fool-proof, faster and way easier to learn.

It's just Dan hasn't quite got the hang of it yet

[Joe G.]

Dan: Stupid 08 game. I hate it when FIRST makes us make our own gamepieces.

[skimoose]

Dan: See you really can make a button with a real piece of thumb in it, but for most people, you can only do that twice. Now somebody please get the FIRST aid kit. :rolleyes:

[Rich Wong]

Dan,” I never knew that this machine is so useful!
I can squeeze any juice,
core my pineapples,
make biscuits and
cut cookie dough with this contraption.
What is for again?”

[Richard Wallace]

"For better dexterity, I have developed a bionically-enhanced multi-axis hyper-opposable thumb. Allow me to demonstrate: First, I will remove my existing, low-tech thumb -- like THIS!"

[GaryVoshol]

Don't buttonhole your members into set roles. Let them expand their horizons.

[JaneYoung]

Somewhere around the 200th button, Dan realized that the whole behind-the-scenes spirit preparation could use a little boost.
Dan: What we need is a button trebuchet. That would really launch our marketing campaign!

[DonRotolo]

And you thought we recruited new members? <evil laugh> No, we use these mind-control buttons!

[npoe] just couldn't resist[/]

Don

[EricS-Team180]

Dan: Hey look! we can slice french fries with this thing!

Tytus: <scrambling for a blow torch> mmmmmmm...Well there's no corn oil in the shop... let's heat up some 3-in-1! I'm starving!

[Travis Hoffman]

If you crushed thousands of Mountain Dew cans on your forehead for your team's recycling program only to begin having thoughts of torching acres of swampland and incurring accidental self-imposed injuries, you, too, would find a new method to get the job done! Luckily, Dan isn't Tytus and realized the error of his ways before it was too late.

[Ian Curtis]

Dan: You know Tytus, I'm not so sure this DanTytus venture was such a good idea. AndyMark's Performance Wheels look like they could hold up a truck. These... for a lack of better a phrase... don't.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I don't get it, I just don't get it! They told me this was so easy a freshman could do it. It says Badge-A-Minute right on it and I have been here for it seems like hours. Tytus, can you show me again? I promise to get it this time.

[EddieMcD]

"So this is where Tytus gets all his 'I love Brandon Marcus' buttons..."

[kramarczyk]

muttering... "I wish these were bearings... I wish these were bearings..."

[KathieK]

Dan (thinking to himself...): "all those years of college and I'm making buttons???"

[BlondeNerd]

Easy Button? Yeah right

[Billfred]

Hah, made it under the wire!

First place goes to:

Somewhere around the 200th button, Dan realized that the whole behind-the-scenes spirit preparation could use a little boost.
Dan: What we need is a button trebuchet. That would really launch our marketing campaign!
(Bad puns and marketing--a match made in heaven.)

Second place goes to:

You've heard "every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings"?
Well,
Every time a FIRSTer puts on safety glasses, another button is born.

Judging by Dan's lack of safety glasses, he's tired of his job.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) rocketperson44
2) skimoose
3) Richard
4) Rich Wong
5) GaryVoshol
6) Don Rotolo
7) iCurtis
8) EddieMcD
9) EricS-Team180
10) EricH

And the burn award goes to...

Dan: I think you are right Tytus, these "I love flame throwers" buttons will be a hot item.

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 67
Wayne Doenges 65
boiler 62
JaneYoung 60
EddieMcD 60
KathieK 54
EricS-Team180 51
Al Skierkiewicz 50
GaryVoshol 45
kramarczyk 37
Rich Wong 37
EricH 31
lukevanoort 30
skimoose 29
Greg Needel 29
rocketperson44 28
Don Rotolo 25
BlondeNerd 23
InfernoX14 17
cooker52 15
raymaniac 15
Jay H 237 13
Barry Bonzack 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Libby K 9
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Schnabel 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Richard 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Danielle H 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Zyik 3
basicxman 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
KTorak 2
Rich Kressly 2
Tetraman 2
iCurtis 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
blakcheez 1


Onward!