CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #181

[Billfred]

Here we go again! Here are the scores:


Travis Hoffman 69
Wayne Doenges 67
boiler 62
JaneYoung 62
EddieMcD 62
GaryVoshol 55
KathieK 54
EricS-Team180 51
Al Skierkiewicz 50
kramarczyk 39
Rich Wong 39
skimoose 34
EricH 33
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 29
rocketperson44 28
Don Rotolo 27
BlondeNerd 23
InfernoX14 17
Barry Bonzack 15
cooker52 15
raymaniac 15
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Libby K 9
Schnabel 9
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Richard 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Danielle H 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Zyik 3
basicxman 3
SSMike 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Rich Kressly 2
sishu7 2
Tetraman 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
blakcheez 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29303

We're finally roughly caught up, so the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST.

Go!

[raymaniac]

A Christmas Eve caption contest and a big guy with some four-legged, hooved mammals...Big Mike must be Santa!

[dlavery]

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
because they all had severe spinal cord injuries after Big Mike said "It's my turn to be jockey!"

[DonRotolo]

Big Mike shows that he's really just a little kid at heart.

Don

Big Mike can cause spinal cord injuries just with his world-famous bear hugs

[GaryVoshol]

Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see Hoss Cartright reliving his childhood days.
Of course the horses were much bigger back then.

[Taylor]

I know you're all wondering, and yes, that is a full-grown Clydesdale.

[JaneYoung]

The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

[KathieK]

Big Mike: "Let's see, if I start off at 42.349905 and -71.076072 and head towards kickoff, it will only take me... 342.242026 days to get there!"

Big Mike unknowingly reveals the answer to game hint #2!

[Schnabel]

Neigh, Get off me, neeeiigghh

[EricS-Team180]

Big Mike: "I'M a COWBOY!!!! ...On a STEEL ...ummm errr... HOBBY HORSE I Riiiiiiiiide! I'm wanted <shrieks> WANTED!!!!

Dead or Alive!!!!!!"

[EricH]

Which is faster: Big Mike afoot, or Big Mike on a horse?

[Barry Bonzack]

Dave already declared caption contest on this one... and since I have bowl game travel to worry about tomorrow, I shall default to my last caption.

<Entry> (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=652723&postcount=8)



...Okay. fine. you twisted my arm. I'll make a new one.


<actual entry>
Horsey Horsey go to town.
Horsey Horsey Don't...Fall.... Dow- oh nevermind.

[Lil' Lavery]

Poor horse.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

This is one of the ways that Fisher Price tests to failure, everyone of it's products. It's not scientific but it works.

[Rich Wong]

This spy picture showed Big Mike testing and confirming that the new 2008 game pieces are durable and indestructible.

Home Depot is planning to stock over 100,000 rocking horse just before the kickoff.

[SSMike]

Big Mike: the first man in FIRST to ever lose a race to a wooden horse
-or-
I don't think that I've ever seen anyone losing a race to a horse witout a rider.

/not part of post/ go with the bolded one /not part of post/

[Libby K]

Well, I guess Big Mike FINALLY got that pony he wanted for Christmas!

[kramarczyk]

If you think this is silly you should see his sidekick's costume.

[Rich Kressly]

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum ...

[Joe G.]

Black horse (in Nelson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Muntz) voice) Ha Ha

[Travis Hoffman]

Here we see Big Mike and his dainty mare, Powder Puff, crossing the finish line as the runner up entry in the 1st Annual Home Depot Large Guys on Little Horsies Race. The winner, Travis Hoffman, completed the race on his noble steed, Black Lightning (pictured to the left), about an hour prior to this photo being taken. Trav's due to come back from dinner at Chipotle any time now just to make sure Mike didn't crash and burn negotiating the last hairpin turn toward the home stretch in the Plumbing Department.

[EddieMcD]

"It's the Mafia's new method of horse-related 'accidents'."

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Home Depot supports its workers who compete in the Olympics. Hearing this, Big Mike decided to try out for the equestrian events. Unfortunately just after this photo was taken, the poor little pony was smushed into tiny fragments, causing Mike to call out, "Hi Ho Sliver, Away!"

Second place goes to:

The Boss:

The mane problem with Mike is that we never know when he is doing a demo and when he is just horsing around. Not complaining, the merchandise is trotting right out the door. We may have to pony up with a nice bonus this year.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) raymaniac
2) boiler
3) KathieK
4) EricS-Team180
5) Travis Hoffman
6) EddieMcD
7) Don Rotolo
8) Lil' Lavery
9) Al Skierkiewicz
10) Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
because they all had severe spinal cord injuries after Big Mike said "It's my turn to be jockey!"

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 71
Wayne Doenges 68
JaneYoung 67
GaryVoshol 65
boiler 64
EddieMcD 64
KathieK 56
EricS-Team180 53
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Rich Wong 41
kramarczyk 40
skimoose 34
EricH 34
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 29
Greg Needel 29
Don Rotolo 29
BlondeNerd 23
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
Barry Bonzack 16
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Schnabel 10
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Richard 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Danielle H 4
SSMike 4
Alan8or 3
Otaku 3
dlavery 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rich Kressly 3
Zyik 3
basicxman 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
sishu7 2
Tetraman 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
blakcheez 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1


Onward!