CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #185

[Billfred]

Before I completely freeze!

Here are the scores:

GaryVoshol 79
Travis Hoffman 78
boiler 76
JaneYoung 75
Wayne Doenges 72
EddieMcD 71
KathieK 60
EricS-Team180 56
Al Skierkiewicz 55
Rich Wong 46
kramarczyk 43
EricH 40
skimoose 38
Don Rotolo 33
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 29
Greg Needel 29
BlondeNerd 23
Barry Bonzack 20
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
cooker52 15
Alan8or 14
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Schnabel 10
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
Danielle H 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rich Kressly 3
Zyik 3
basicxman 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
sishu7 2
Tetraman 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
blakcheez 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture*

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29746

*before George's impromptu one takes root and keeps me from using it in the future!

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[BlondeNerd]

Billfred, trying to be "cool" with frozen precipitation.

[EricH]

So THAT'S where that snowball I threw a few days ago went!

[DonRotolo]

Nanook, in his college days.

[npoe]I can always FedEx some snow down to SC if you need it...[/]

Don

[Travis Hoffman]

Extra Strength Head and Shoulders for the win!

:p

[Taylor]

One of the early signs of brain damage due to hypothermia is uncontrollable Joe-Matt-posing.

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see a picture of Billfred auditioning for a famous dandruff shampoo. Unfortunately he didn't get the job. The reason: "not enough hair" :D

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Snow? Snow!?! Ya call that snow? Why I remember a snowstorm we had I think it was in '08 maybe, it was snowing so hard you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. The cows all gave ice cream cause the snow was so deep and we had to move the mailbox to the top of that old maple tree out front just so the post office could find it.

[GaryVoshol]

Billfred tries the "Joe Matt" pose during an extreme cold spell* and freezes that way until Spring**.

* - well, extreme cold for SC
** - Or approximately 7:09 pm Jan. 21, when he thawed enough to post the contest.

[JaneYoung]

Come rain, snow, sleet, or hail -
Billfred's humor will prevail.

[Danielle H]

How many times do I have to tell you, if you pose with that silly face for that long, it'll freeze that way...
We wouldn't want that, now, would we?

[skimoose]

In the distant FIRST future....

"OK Kids. Here's a picture of me when I was a young FIRST mentor."

WOW! Winters sure were bad back in the days before Global Warming, Mr. Leverette.

[Joe Matt]

Billfred puts the final nail in the coffin for that pose, and we move on and enjoy life in our new Joe Matt Pose free world.

[Travis Hoffman]

Billfred puts the final nail in the coffin for that pose, and we move on and enjoy life in our new Joe Matt Pose free world.

[not an entry]

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How the Joe Matt Pose used to make me smile.
And I knew if it had a chance
That it could make some people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But Columbia snow made Billfred shiver
The Joe Matt Pose, he did deliver.
Snowflakes on his bald head;
Yet another Pose, we did dread.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I saw this pic, I rolled my eyes.
But something told me deep inside
This was the day the Joe Matt Pose died.

[/not an entry]

Apologies to original theme of song - if Weird Al can spoof it....

[EricS-Team180]

Next time on Fight Quest:

BillFred, introduces you to the USC campus, now a hot bed of digit wrestling, in: "Thumbs of Fury"

[kramarczyk]

Billfred gets the official word from GQ... mutton chops are back!!! :ahh:

[Spiffizzle]

Billfred traveled Columbia with intent to introduce the Joe Matt Pose to the natives and become their emperor...

However, it turned out to be a "Snow Pose," and has been adopted as a ritual to bring about precipitation.

[Matt Attallah]

Always rember kids, hair doesn't go away - it just moves south. :D

[EddieMcD]

"Billfred's working way too much." Riiiiiggghhhttt...

[KathieK]

Wanting the sympathy vote from the northern teams, Billfred sprinkled some coconut flakes around and declared it a "snowstorm". Yeah, right.

[Schnabel]

Bilfred to himself,
"I wish I was as cool as Joe Matt"

[Rich Wong]

Bill," Yes! With an average snowfall of 0.3 inches a year in Columbia, South Carolina, tomorrow looking like a school closing day.
This means total school domination by the FRC team!"

[Billfred]

Everyone,

I'm sorry to keep pushing the judging back; I've literally been putting in ten-hour days for multiple days in a row, and have had little to no chance to sit down and do this. I should be able to get it Tuesday. :]

[Billfred]

These aren't your dad's scores, these are energy scores!

TURBOSCORES!

First place goes to:

In the distant FIRST future....

"OK Kids. Here's a picture of me when I was a young FIRST mentor."

WOW! Winters sure were bad back in the days before Global Warming, Mr. Leverette.

Second place goes to:

Billfred gets the official word from GQ... mutton chops are back!!!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) JaneYoung
3) Joe Matt
4) Spiffizzle
5) Rich Wong (tell me he didn't look that statistic up...)
6) Danielle H
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) BlondeNerd
9) KathieK

And the burn award...

"Billfred's working way too much." Riiiiiggghhhttt...

Which means the scores are...

GaryVoshol 81
Travis Hoffman 79
boiler 77
JaneYoung 77
EddieMcD 74
Wayne Doenges 73
KathieK 62
Al Skierkiewicz 57
EricS-Team180 57
skimoose 48
kramarczyk 48
Rich Wong 48
EricH 41
Don Rotolo 34
lukevanoort 30
rocketperson44 29
Greg Needel 29
BlondeNerd 25
Barry Bonzack 20
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
cooker52 15
Alan8or 14
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Alex Cormier 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Danielle H 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
wpdrummer 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
Bharat Nain 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rich Kressly 3
Zyik 3
basicxman 3
artdutra04 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
sishu7 2
Tetraman 2
Joe Matt 2
Spiffizzle 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
blakcheez 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Elgin Clock 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1
Matt Attallah 1


Onward!

[Rich Wong]

5) Rich Wong (tell me he didn't look that statistic up...)


Actually the reported number was 0.32 inches annually, but I was too lazy to type the extra digit.
:D