CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #191

[Billfred]

Man, a tie for the lead--we'll have to see who has the X-factor.

Here are the scores:
Travis Hoffman 98
GaryVoshol 98
Wayne Doenges 90
EddieMcD 89
JaneYoung 88
boiler 85
KathieK 76
Al Skierkiewicz 61
EricS-Team180 61
EricH 57
Don Rotolo 51
Rich Wong 50
kramarczyk 50
skimoose 49
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
BlondeNerd 29
Barry Bonzack 22
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
KarenH 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
Danielle H 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
taylort 4
basicxman 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rich Kressly 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
Rick TYler 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
blakcheez 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1
blaxbb 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29722

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern. Of course, since I'll be in New York City at the deadline (unless Amtrak really drops the ball), judging may be a little funny.

Go!

[EricH]

Atlas falls.

[vhcook]

"Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Fun_Ball

[JaneYoung]

Little Eddie in his own special play room with bff Trackball decides to play Red Rover.
Little Eddie: Red Rover Red Rover, I call Trackball ov-oomph!
oh geesh, what was I thinking?
Trackball: you were thinking? Heeeey, wanna try bowling?

[KarenH]

Tired from playing with robots and trackballs all day, Koko Ed falls asleep and dreams he's licking a giant cherry ice cream cone. But a taste reminiscent of old sneaker soles startles him awake.

[GaryVoshol]

Koko Ed demonstrates his idea for a shooter robot. The team quickly realizes they will need an actuater stronger than Ed's tongue. Then Ed quoted Psalm 12:4:Who have said, "With our tongue we will prevail; Our lips are our own; who is lord over us?"

[EricS-Team180]

Ed: mmmmm! what an interesting texture! ...kind'a tastes like chicken :p

[Taylor]

Supermentors aren't born - they're hatched.

[Wayne Doenges]

Ed dreams of an endless field of cherries. He tries to eat as many as he can.
When he finally awakens, he discovers that all his pilows are gone :ahh:

[basicxman]

Koko Ed: simbotics!! what did i tell you about launching trackballs in my face, oh god this is heavy, i need to work out...ok..ok...get your robot to get this off of me!

[Rich Kressly]

Ball 1, Ed 0

[Travis Hoffman]

Unfortunately for Ed, Giant Carnivorous Rudolph had a hankerin' for bald men that day....

[Rick TYler]

Ed starring in the Nashua Community Players stage version of The Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

[DonRotolo]

Koko Ed, in a sugar fit, attempts to lick the flavor out of a trackball.

Don

He's so sweet, he'd just make the ball sweeter...

[kramarczyk]

Ed attempts to determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of an Overdrive trackball.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Cmon Ed, you know you're not supposed to lick anything that has been outside in the wintertime, no matter how much it looks like a big cherrie Tootsie Pop.

[Graham Donaldson]

Team membe: "How low can you go, Mr. Patterson?"

Ed: "Well, kids let's see. (takes ball). All right, here we go, here we go...almost through...uh oh...oh no..."

THUD!

Ed: "Check the COG on the robot, ok?"

[Diriye]

Darn it, I KNEW I shouldn't have added Quik-Gro to the poof balls!

[Barry Bonzack]

Since Big Mike was no where to be found, Ed needed a hug from the next best thing.

[EddieMcD]

"And thusly, nobody would ever question the size of Koko Ed's balls again."

[Billfred]

It's pretty obvious that I invoked the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule on this contest. As I'm sure Rich Wong will attest, Manhattan is serious business.

First place goes to:

Darn it, I KNEW I shouldn't have added Quik-Gro to the poof balls!

Second place goes to:

Team membe: "How low can you go, Mr. Patterson?"

Ed: "Well, kids let's see. (takes ball). All right, here we go, here we go...almost through...uh oh...oh no..."

THUD!

Ed: "Check the COG on the robot, ok?"

Honorable mentions go to...

1) vhcook (1776)
2) JaneYoung
3) KarenH
4) GaryVoshol
5) basicxman
6) Travis Hoffman
7) Don Rotolo
8) EddieMcD

And the (freezer) burn award goes to...

Cmon Ed, you know you're not supposed to lick anything that has been outside in the wintertime, no matter how much it looks like a big cherrie Tootsie Pop.

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 100
GaryVoshol 100
EddieMcD 91
Wayne Doenges 91
JaneYoung 90
boiler 86
KathieK 76
Al Skierkiewicz 64
EricS-Team180 62
EricH 58
Don Rotolo 53
kramarczyk 51
Rich Wong 50
skimoose 49
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
BlondeNerd 29
Barry Bonzack 23
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Diriye 10
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
basicxman 6
Danielle H 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
taylort 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rick TYler 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


Onward!