Vending Machine

[Carlee10]

You get a grip!

*PIC*

[Molten]

The vending machine breaks, so I guess...
You get to fix it.

*Waits to put in coin*

[Protronie]

Comes along with big wrench to fix vending machine... after a few whacks the machine spits out a repair bill for Melton and a bunch of coins for me. :p

*Puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pie in the face. The machine didn't like you whacking it :D

*puts coin in slot

[DonRotolo]

You get a fork (and napkin) for the Pi

*PIC*

[Schnabel]

You get a fortune cookie!

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get an "e" to put on the end of your pi.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Spork (Fear it :ahh: )

*drops a penny in the slot

[Protronie]

You get a Thought of the day quote. "If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed...go back to bed and try again."

-p :cool:

*puts coins in the slot*

[Molten]

You get a haircut.

*Puts in coin*

[flyingcrayons]

gets a cow, and your change

puts in a rupee (the indian kind not teh zelda kind)

[James1902]

get's a collection of all the calvin and hobbes comics ever made:cool:

PIC

[EricH]

You get bacon that's ticking... KABOOM!!

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a Batarang.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get some ABC gum (Already Been Chewed) :ahh:

*drops in a coin

[Carlee10]

You get a piccolo.

*PIC*

[Karibou]

You get a birdhouse

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

you get a caribou!

PIC

[EricH]

You get a moose.

*puts in a plugged nickel*

[Molten]

you get an ordinary nickel

*Puts in Coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get slimed

*puts in coinage

[Carlee10]

You get a sunburn.

*PIC*

[Molten]

you get a poker chip.

[DonRotolo]

*(....machine waits for coin....)*
...
....
.....
......
...(continues waiting)
....
.....
......
...(etc.)
*(you get poked by machine)*
!!
*grudgingly puts in coin*


.

[acdcfan259]

Fruit snacks get stuck.....

[Karibou]

After much shaking of the vending machine in attempt to get the fruit snacks...

You get a potted plant

*PIC*

[James1902]

You get a record of the plants last thought..."not again!"

*PIC*

<i'm on a hitchikers spree in this thread:D >

[EricH]

You get a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. DON'T PANIC. (And don't forget your towel.)

*PIC*

[MiniNerd24]

I'm sorry I don't know what *PIC* means but
put in a cantelope

[EricH]

I'm sorry I don't know what *PIC* means but
put in a cantelopeShort for *Puts in coin*. The way the game works is you put (xyz) in, usually a coin, and the next person says what the vending machine gives you.

In this case, you get your cantaloupe back smashed up, along with a message that it won't fit in the slot.

*PIC*

[UndergroundVoid]

You get something unexpected.

*PIC*

[vivek16]

you get a very nasty rash and three broken eggs.

pic

[Carlee10]

You get some balm for the rash, and a chicken to give you more, unbroken eggs.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a chew toy for your big cat

*puts in a quarter, two pennies and a dime

[Carlee10]

You get your two pennies back(don't you know that pennies are useless?)

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get $100.00 in pennies. Now lets talk about useless :D

*puts a half dollar in slot

[James1902]

you get a quaterback...it looks like Tom Brady

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

you get a quaterback...it looks like Tom Brady

*PIC*

Yeah Tom Brady!!!!!!!!

You get an aspirin.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a headache.

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

you get ghosts to bust...

PIC

[Molten]

You get a new box of crayons. Lets hope these don't fly off as well.

*PIC*

[Karibou]

The machine rejects your coin, so you get it back

*PIC*

[jimbot]

The machine takes your coin and then your wallet, but gives you a complimentary pen.
*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get one of those new-fangled picture shows.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get an eyeful of sand.

*PIC*

[Alex.Norton]

You get some water, no container, just water

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a ticket to Cedar Point amusment park. It expired yesterday :(

*puts coin in slot

[Molten]

you get a link (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/index.php)

*Puts in coin*

[Dolan]

You get Pie






*puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a roll of PINK duct tape :D

*drops coin in slot

[Karibou]

You get a kitten <33

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a platypus. They're much cooler, and they have poison on their back legs.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

And you get a narwhal. (How did it get in a vending machine? The world may never know...:p)

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get some Ritalin for your bunny.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get an A/C to D/C converter :D

*drops in a silver dollar

[Karibou]

You get a piece of scrap metal
*PIC*

And you get a narwhal.
o.O Hmm, I WONDER where that idea came from... :D xD

[Carlee10]

You get a bolt for your metal.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a screw for the bolt.

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a wrench for the screw and bolt.

[Wayne Doenges]

Since you didn't put in a coin, you get NOTHING :D

*drops in a Golden Ticket

[Carlee10]

You get a chocolate bar!!!!!!!!!

*PIC*

[SlaminSwimster]

Get bananas

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a game hint--your fault for waking Dave up...

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a goofy hat. Sorry, had to get you a new one. You've had that pic for too long.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a slap on the wrist for being mean. Apoligize to Eric. NOW.

(Just kidding!)

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

You get a green dot for demanding what is right.

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a soda.

*PIC*

(Oh, and Molten... I did just get a new hat. I only wear it at work, though.)

[Molten]

You get an apology.

Sorry, I just recall there being a thread about his hat quite some time ago.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get Slimed :D

*puts coin in slot

[Carlee10]

You get a towel and a bar of soap.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get an angry tiger. You know they don't like baths.

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

you get a black eye

PIC

[Dan Petrovic]

You get two coins! Lucky you!

*puts in a coin*

[Carlee10]

You get one coin back.

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get another tiger joke!!

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get another hand so you can clap

*puts in a Dime

[Carlee10]

You get 10 pennies!

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get to refill the machine.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Ghost Busters T-Shirt. Size XSmall

*inserts a dollar bill

[tim_reiher]

You get a two-dollar bill, cut in half.

<PIC>

[Carlee10]

You get a pirate.

*PIC*

[Molten]

you get a cowboy

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get the rest of The Village People.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a disco ball

*puts a coin in the slot

[flyingcrayons]

you get pie!!!!

PIC

[tim_reiher]

You get some chocolate-flavored whipped cream for the pie. And some strawberries. Yum.

<<Puts in a token>>

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a rabbit's foot :ahh:

PIC

[Molten]

You get the rest of the rabbit.

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Remember, only count to three!

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

You get a five

*pic*

[Karibou]

You get a clam

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a baby.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a mischievous six year old child, wondering worriedly where his pet tiger, which once resided right in your avatar, has gone to.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a piece of Lexan

*drops in a quarter

[Molten]

You get a "Get out of jail free card"

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get the missing tiger from my avatar.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a "big box" of Mike and Ikes for your generosity.

<Puts in Coin>

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a can of Spuddies (rewatched 'Over the Hedge' last night)

*puts in a dollar bill

[Bomberofdoom]

You don't get your dolar back, we're saving it for when the dolar comes back to itself.

*Puts in a NIS* (as in New Israeli Sheqel)

[Molten]

you get a canary of doom

*Modifies machine to work without coins*

[acdcfan259]

I steal all the chips.




...comes back for the cookies.

[tim_reiher]

You get a brand spankin' new vending machine which now accepts various coinages. The old vending machine's owner almost went bankrupt following the modification, so changes had to be made...

*Puts in Rupee*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' video game (can you guess why?)

*drops in a Euro

[Carlee10]

You get a videogame system to play "Legend of Zelda"

*Puts in euro*

[James1902]

You get 1.31 USD

*PIC*(puts in chesse)

[Karibou]

The cheese gets sliced, and you get it back

*PIC* (puts in cat :D )

[EricH]

You get a VERY, VERY, VERY angry cat.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a large dog, cowering and frightened by this intimidating sounding kitty.

<Puts in Eritrean nakfa> (this machine clearly is quite advanced :))

[Molten]

You get a complaint from the machine. "Please don't make me convert all these various coins."

*PIC*

[James1902]

You get a machine that complains less to replace the whiney machine

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a mini tumbleweed, complete with its own mini JVN.

<Puts in dollar bill, gets dollar bill spit back out, straightens out dollar bill, tries again, bill gets rejected again, kicks the machine, the machine starts whining again, shakes the machine in frustration, the machine stops whining again, digs in pocket for four quarters, inserts quarters in one at a time, and with the previously built up rage that had been experienced now slowly subsiding, walks away from the machine>










:)

[acdcfan259]

The machine gets a visit from Dr. Phil and in his "professional" opinion suggests the machine be checked into an insane asylum.

[Wayne Doenges]

* Installs a new machine that is impervious to harm. Should you abuse the machine, it will take your picture and then fall on you. The picture is for the police to identify the body :D

* drops in a new 1 dollar bill

[Carlee10]

You get four super-shiney quarters.

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

You get a sunglass. (A pair costs $2)

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get the other sunglass.

[Karibou]

*machine begins begging for coin*

[acdcfan259]

*worries this new machine may also need a visit from Dr. Phil*

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

Gets a look of relief from the machine, which was about ready to have another mental breakdown.

<Puts in a dollar bill.........................................


















..........................and this time it goes in without incident>


(I think this machine deserved a break, after all :))

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a 3 cubic inches of Lexan

*drops a super-shiney quarter

[James1902]

*picks up the super shiny quarter off the ground and puts it in the machine*

[Molten]

You get a not-so-shiny half-dollar

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

The machine is tired of taking all this abuse, and takes a self-help empowerment class. It gives you nothing until you give it an apology and a hug, then its gives you a doughnut.

*PIC*

[Taylor]

Bag of Doritos.


*pic*

[Vince lau]

you get 2 peice deep fried chicken and fries

note: i wanted to try it in Japan but was too scared :D

"PIC"

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Black belt

*puts coin in slot

[Carlee10]

You get a purple belt!!!

*PIC*

[Taylor]

you get a swift kick in the rear

*PIC*

[Molten]

you get a lawsuit. (never kick your student, what do they teach you teachers?)

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a lawyer. Somebody's got to file the lawsuit...

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a glove... that doesn't fit.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a $500 fine, and an earful from a wizened old judge who gives light sentences, but always makes sure that "kiddies" (what he calls you) walk away with a life lesson learned.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a big stick to go beat boiler with (just kidding....partly.).

*PIC*

[Dan Petrovic]

you get an iTouch so you can post on forums with it like I am doing right now. :D

*inserts coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a map to IRI :D

*inserts a dollar bill

[Molten]

You get your dollar back. This machine only takes coins.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get an unlimited amount of time to be on CD. Lucky you!!

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a good night's sleep.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bad nights sleep :ahh:

*inserts a dollar coin

[James1902]

you get an energy drink

*PIC*

[Joe G.]

You get kissed by a pig

*Puts in several coins*

[Molten]

You get turkey bacon. ^_^

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a 3-day hiatus from the world in Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get an 8-track tape of AC/DC :ahh:

*puts in a penny

[Karibou]

You get a roll of duct tape

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

you get an oboe

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a box of crayons

*puts coin in slot

[1337Nerd]

You get an axe of capitalism to the face.

*puts in coin*

[acdcfan259]

You get a pat on the back for that awesome quote.

*PIC*

[jimbot]

You recieve a round of applause for giving someone a pat on the back for using an awsome quote.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a stick of dynamite, with a fuse that has been lit and is burning.

Then, you get some firecrackers, too.

<PIC>

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a fire extinguisher

*PIC

[Protronie]

You get a cute little pink Tribble.

{PIC}

[Molten]

You get a dvd of The Smurfs Season 1.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get time!!!!!

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bottle to put time in :D

*puts coin in slot

[Molten]

You get a free wish.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get 2 more free wishes!!

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a genie to manage all of those wishes for you.

<PIC>

[Karibou]

You get a parakeet

*PIC*

[Zak698]

You get a Intel Core Duo

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pair a dime (paradigm) :D

*puts coin in slot

[Schnabel]

You get an apple.

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a sippy cup full of ketchup.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a shot glass full of mustard.

<PIC>

[Molten]

You get a plain burger.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get some chesse.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Big Mac (TM)

* inserts a dollar

[Carlee10]

You get a ginormus Coke/Diet Coke/Dr.Pepper/Pepsi mixed drink.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a non-food related item!

Lets say... a puppy.

<PIC>

[Molten]

You get a leash.

*PIC*

[Joe G.]

You get whatever AAAAAAAA-000000001 on this machine is.

PIC

[phr34kR]

You get a pineapple and a fluorescent light bulb.

PIC

[Taylor]

You get 1.5 liters of magic smoke

PIC

[Molten]

You get .....Sorry, it got stuck on the little hook. You would have gotten a feast(aka Snickers bar)

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get serenaded. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS2XLI8U9aw)

*Puts in a Pop-Tart*

[riskkeeper205]

You get your pop-tart back but toasted.



Puts in a cookie

[tim_reiher]

You get nothing back. The machine ate your cookie.

<PIC>

[Carlee10]

You get the real Cookie Monster(who has been in the Witness Protection program inside this machine since the coming out of his evil veggie loving twin!!!)

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get to clean out the machine. The cookie monster made a real mess in there.

*PIC*

[jimbot]

you get stuck in the machine and must live for 3.14 days inside while living off the leftover cookies from the cookie monster.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get cookie crumbs :)

* inserts a dollar

[Protronie]

You get a carton of milk to go with the cookie crumbs. :D

{swipes debit card}

[Schnabel]

You get two coins.

PIC

[acdcfan259]

You get Young MC's 1989 album, Stone Cold Rhymin'.

Just Bust a Move.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get "bust-a-move" the video game.

*PIC*

[bloodknight2077]

A Person walks up to you and laughs saying " WOW, you paid how much for this conversation?" ;)

*Inserts coin, and steps away*

[gorrilla]

that person gets slapped in the face for laughing at the machine


puts in coin!

[Carlee10]

You get a kiss on the cheek to make up for the slap on the face.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Hungry, Hungry Hippo game

* inserts two quarters

[Molten]

Gets a half dollar.

*PIC*

[Protronie]

Gets 1/2 a dollar bill that been cut in two.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

Gets arrested by the goverenment for cutting up legal U.S. tender.

*Puts in new, whole, unharmed quarter*

[Molten]

gets ice cuffs. What else for a water bandit?

*Puts in 1/2 a dollar bill that been cut in two.*

[Schnabel]

Gets a quarter of a half of a quarter.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

Gets a real fork and spoon (now you can lose the spork)

* drops in a silver half dollar coin

[Carlee10]

Gets an Eagle(which is a type of jet, I think.)


*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get a schooling in military aircraft.

*PIC*

[Protronie]

You get a copy of Combat Flight Simulator and a flight quality joy stick...
Now come get your schooling in military aircraft combat. :cool:

I feel the need for speed!

[Molten]

You get a turtle with rockets strapped to its back.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a jar of slime :ahh:

*drops in 10 dimes

[Carlee10]

You get slime repellent

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a stuffed Hungry Hippo (feed it)

*puts coin in slot

[acdcfan259]

You get an antique can of spam.

*Puts in walrus*

[carolynn4848]

you get fish

*PIM* (Puts in monkey)

[Protronie]

The machine starts jumping around making banging sounds thens spits out banana peels.

Puts in a Oreo cookie... :p

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a glass of milk. Unfortunately you used your last Oreo cookie :D

* puts in five washers

[carolynn4848]

you get 5 coins

*PIC*

[Protronie]

you get a package with five washers.

*pic*

[Carlee10]

You get some cold medicine.

*PIC*

[Schnabel]

You get a laptop, a 12 year old laptop with an amazingly fast modem!

PIA (Puts In Air)

[ATannahill]

you get helium filled bowling balls

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bowling pin

*puts in 5 gummi bears

[sgreco]

You get a bowling pin

*puts in 5 gummi bears

Eats 4 gummi bears, and saves one for later.

Gets a robot that doesn't drive straight.

*Puts coin in

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a better robot controller

*puts coin in slot

[MiniNerd24]

You get a FIRST symbol teething ring.

*puts in coin.

[ATannahill]

you get a letter from the IRS, dare you open it?

Puts in banana

[Protronie]

You get a hungry ape.

*pic*

[Carlee10]

You get nubes to feed it with(J/K)!!

*PIC*

[sgreco]

You get a solved Rubik's cube. And a pile of assorted pieces of useless scrap metal.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a joy buzzer

*inserts two quarters

[carolynn4848]

you get two dimes

*pic*

[Taylor]

you get 6.8 metric tonnes* of magnesium sulfide


%puts in 4 bamboo shoots%



*spelling in honor of the upcoming 2012 Olympic Games host site

[acdcfan259]

You get a government official at your door.

*PIC*

[ATannahill]

you get a severed hand

puts in 6 shoes

[MiniNerd24]

you get a gift card to Wal-mart

[Wayne Doenges]

Since you didn't put anything into the machine you get nothing.

*inserts credit card

[sgreco]

Gets a gumball machine and a rotary dial phone.


Puts in a dolllar bill.

[carolynn4848]

you get 4 quarters

*PIC*

[ATannahill]

you get a coupon for advanced auto parts

puts in deanim

[sgreco]

Gets a new pair of jeans and a denim jacket.

You also get a a jar full of bobby pins and a howler monkey.

*Puts in an unknown radioactive isotope...* (just to get it out of my hands...)

[acdcfan259]

You get a yearning to know what everything in Half-Life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_(series)) really means.

*Puts in dog hair*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a nekked dog :D
(I love Half ife)

*inserts silly putty

[sgreco]

You get silly puddy covered in dirt.

You also get a a covered wagon, a pinwheel and an oriental rug.

*PIC*

[carolynn4848]

you get cookies

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get a can of peaches!

Well, peach chunks.

In light syrup.

Fortified with Vitamins A & C and Calcium.

Yummy.

<PIC>

[Carlee10]

You get cottage cheese to go with your peaches.

*PIC*

[Protronie]

You get a used burf-bag with cottage cheese & peaches.

*pic*

[Karibou]

You get textbooks. A two-foot, 40lb stack of textbooks (quite similar to mine, to be exact)

*PIC*

[sgreco]

You get a scottish highland cow, a coconut tree and marinated mushroom.


*Puts In Coin*

[carolynn4848]

you get a fully-inflated track ball (i wonder how it got through the slot thing?)

*PIC* (puts in cow)

[ATannahill]

you get an ounce of milk and a burt steak

puts in trig homework

[Dolan]

you get more trig homework



*PIC*

[sgreco]

You get a brand new edition of microsoft office, a wooden flute and a pet rock.

*PIC*

[Protronie]

you get a DVD set of the best anime of all time Initial D :D

*pic*

-p :cool:

[James1902]

You get a full Initial D arcade video game.

*PIC*

[sgreco]

You get a pumkin, a box full of assorted paper clips, and some purple nail polish.

*PIC*

[Schnabel]

You get a jar full of nothing. Don't open it, then it will be filled with something!!!

Puts In a few Bytes.

[ATannahill]

you get a bear's arm

puts in keys to dave's car

[Carlee10]

.....you get arrested for stealing dave's keys......

*Puts in new control system*