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carolynn4848
01-09-2008, 19:31
you get an old control system

*PIC* (puts in cat)

sgreco
01-09-2008, 19:45
You get a dead mouse on your doorstep.

You also get juke box, a rusty hub cap and a box of OxyClean.

ATannahill
01-09-2008, 20:15
puts in crayon

Wayne Doenges
02-09-2008, 07:14
You get a coloring book. Unfortunately all the pictures are colored in :(

*puts in Milk Duds

sgreco
02-09-2008, 07:24
Machine eats them and gives you a chewed up dollar bill.

You also get a bar of soap, a few golf clubs and a half brown shrub.


*PIC*

carolynn4848
02-09-2008, 11:02
you get a coin back with a note saying "I'm hungry!"

feeds machine then *PIC*

ATannahill
02-09-2008, 15:09
you get crayons

PI empty water bottle

Wayne Doenges
03-09-2008, 07:09
You get sprayed with water. Since you put in the bottle, you have nothing to put it in :)

*puts in 5 pieces of copper wire

carolynn4848
03-09-2008, 15:15
you get 4 pieces of copper wire back (machine eats the ther one)

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
04-09-2008, 07:09
You get a set of pom poms

*puts in three kittens

carolynn4848
04-09-2008, 07:17
(why did i get pom poms? I'm on the Green Reapers, we have enough.)

you get a litter box

*PIC*

Taylor
04-09-2008, 14:17
you get a scotch tape dispenser


*pic*

carolynn4848
04-09-2008, 16:34
you get a note saying that the machine misses Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil comes and talks to the machine about its feelings

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
10-09-2008, 07:18
You get the bill for Dr Phil's house call

*puts in 5 dimes

carolynn4848
10-09-2008, 10:23
you get a letter from the machine saying that it is sad.

pic

Wayne Doenges
11-09-2008, 07:18
You get a box of tissues

*puts in a slightly used dollar bill

Taylor
11-09-2008, 12:10
You get twenty-seven 3/4" hardwood cubes.


*PIC*

carolynn4848
11-09-2008, 14:41
you get a piece of pie

*PIEC* (puts in Edward Cullen)

ReapersRule
11-09-2008, 14:47
you get an Aro doll


pic

ATannahill
11-09-2008, 18:43
you get a shopping cart

puts in piece of carpet

Protronie
11-09-2008, 21:05
You get sued by the vending machine company for repeatedly jamming the machine.

*PIC*

tim_reiher
11-09-2008, 23:03
You get a ball of dust.

After losing their lawsuit, and having massive legal fees to repay, the vending machine company needed to cut back a bit...

<Puts in Computer>

Wayne Doenges
12-09-2008, 07:14
You get a Kil-a-Byte pin

*puts in 10 dimes

Taylor
12-09-2008, 07:44
You get eight bits

*puts in telephone cord*

ReapersRule
12-09-2008, 22:16
you get a telephone.


*puts in a slice of pizza with metal shavings and axle greece toppings*

Wayne Doenges
13-09-2008, 08:12
You get a bottle to Pepto Bismol :ahh:

*inserts 5 washers (1/4-20 size)

ATannahill
13-09-2008, 15:09
you get 5 screws that are too big for the washers

puts in 5 gig thumb drive(if you are a stickler on it doesnt exsist than it is homemade)

sgreco
13-09-2008, 15:56
You get 4 bags of grain, a rotisserie chicken and a baseball.

*PIC*

carolynn4848
13-09-2008, 21:22
you get a singing parret (i dont know why)

*PIBS* (Bella Swan)

ReapersRule
14-09-2008, 12:42
you get a James and Victoria doll.


puts in D-Fence 2.0
(for anyone who doesn't know, that's our team's second robot that we built)

carolynn4848
16-09-2008, 07:03
you get a smack to the head. WHY on earth would you put in the ROBOT?? i love you to death and you may be my best friend, but what is wrong with you??????? (jk i <3 you as a friend)

*puts in ReapersRule*

Wayne Doenges
16-09-2008, 07:16
You get a bumper sticker that says "Robots Rule'

*inserts christmas lights

Molten
16-09-2008, 15:54
Get to work long hours untangling.

PIC

ATannahill
16-09-2008, 17:12
you get a beaver's tail

puts in crossing gate

Wayne Doenges
16-09-2008, 17:16
You get a choo choo

*puts in puppy

EricH
16-09-2008, 17:50
You get a cat-and-dog fight. Good luck breaking it up!

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
17-09-2008, 07:18
You get a funny hat. Oh, sorry, didn't see you already had one :D

*puts in 5 $1's

carolynn4848
17-09-2008, 13:58
you get a pet rock

*PIC*

Carlee10
17-09-2008, 15:51
You get some pebbles cause your rock produced offspring.

*PIC*

Schnabel
17-09-2008, 18:18
You get a brownie!

PIC

ReapersRule
17-09-2008, 18:39
you get a spork


*puts in drill press*
why do i love putting in random stuff so much?

carolynn4848
18-09-2008, 07:11
you get a drill

*Puts in mentor*

Wayne Doenges
18-09-2008, 07:13
You get three freshman students :ahh:

*puts in a roll of duct tape

Taylor
18-09-2008, 09:35
You get a phaser or a blaster.

*pic*

Molten
18-09-2008, 16:36
You get a season of Naruto episodes.

James1902
19-09-2008, 01:56
you get nothing because you didn't *PIC*:p

*PIC*

carolynn4848
19-09-2008, 11:07
you get a cookie

*PISCL* (puts in stupid cover letter)

ReapersRule
19-09-2008, 14:12
You get a smart cover letter


*puts in set of Allen wrenches*

whytheheckme
19-09-2008, 21:51
You get SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*puts in Snowman Pencil*

ReapersRule
20-09-2008, 14:36
you get hit by a snowball.

*puts in school principal who hates the robotics team*
he is SO strange. and mean.

ATannahill
20-09-2008, 17:49
You get a referal (demirit for the old people).

Puts in beta test results.

ReapersRule
21-09-2008, 18:13
I jump out of the machine and hit you over the head with the test results you just put in

*puts in mountain dew*

Protronie
21-09-2008, 23:10
You get a empty Mt Dew bottle back and a thank you note.

*pic*

Wayne Doenges
22-09-2008, 07:12
You get a FIRST manual

*puts in $.02

ReapersRule
22-09-2008, 14:09
You get a smack on the head for offering your opinion.


*puts in Mr. Cox (the teacher at our school who helps the team*

ATannahill
22-09-2008, 16:31
You get a flat screen TV.

Puts in said flat screen TV.

Wayne Doenges
23-09-2008, 07:18
Machine keeps flat screen and you get a black and white TV :D

*drops in two antacids

carolynn4848
23-09-2008, 14:02
gets tums

*puts in the 3 freshman I got for puting in the mentor*

EricH
23-09-2008, 14:54
You get a filed part.

*PIC*

carolynn4848
24-09-2008, 07:06
you get an un-filed part

*PI Cookie*

Wayne Doenges
24-09-2008, 07:08
You get crumbs :)

*inserts two seniors

ReapersRule
24-09-2008, 14:22
You get two college students who think FIRST is battlebots (I know, I'm SO evil lol)


*puts in saw*

ATannahill
24-09-2008, 21:19
you get a drill

puts in taco bell wrapper

Wayne Doenges
25-09-2008, 07:14
Machine hits you for eating the burrito.

*inserts 5 programmers :ahh:

Taylor
25-09-2008, 08:00
You get a mobius strip covered in hexadecimal characters



*puts in a folding chair*

Dan Petrovic
25-09-2008, 11:04
You push the cake button, the machine returns "Vend"... but nothing comes out!


*puts in coin that is too small for the slot*

Wayne Doenges
26-09-2008, 12:09
Coin falls out the bottom of the machine and you get nothing :D

*inserts correct size coin

carolynn4848
26-09-2008, 14:01
you get a teacher

*PI my evil doctor*

(hey, what is it with everyone putting in people, did i start a new trend?)

ReapersRule
26-09-2008, 14:07
You get a tetnus shot.


*PI driver*

Carlee10
26-09-2008, 16:09
You get a won match.

*PI brother*

Wayne Doenges
28-09-2008, 08:05
You get a pony
(A little girl had a t-shirt that said "will trade brother for pony)

*inserts a programmer and a human player

Taylor
29-09-2008, 08:41
You get a mechanical error that neither of them can fix.

*Puts in Dr. Henry Kissinger*

Wayne Doenges
30-09-2008, 12:18
You get a 1000 page speech

*insert a cat and a dog

carolynn4848
30-09-2008, 14:37
you get rain

*pic*

Carlee10
30-09-2008, 19:48
You get mud.

*PIC*

carolynn4848
01-10-2008, 06:55
you get pre-chewed cake.

*PI annoying person*

ReapersRule
01-10-2008, 07:05
You pop out of the machine again. Sorry, no annoying people may be put in.


*PI laptop*

Taylor
01-10-2008, 08:26
you get a map of Atlantis.

*inserts four feet of #25 chain*

Wayne Doenges
01-10-2008, 09:06
You get a crab drive

*inserts Dave Lavery

James1902
01-10-2008, 14:04
you get confusion and frustration until January:ahh:

*Puts in inflatable clown*

EricH
01-10-2008, 14:06
You get Rich Kressly. (You have to have been on CD for a while to get that one...)

*Puts in inflatable clownfish*

Wayne Doenges
02-10-2008, 07:59
You get a plastic Nemo (YOU FOUND HIM!!!)

*inserts Woodie Flowers

Molten
02-10-2008, 15:31
You get a peace sign.

*PIC*

ReapersRule
02-10-2008, 15:57
You get a hippie


*PI kitten*

Wayne Doenges
03-10-2008, 12:01
You get a hairball :ahh:

*inserts a Segway

Carlee10
03-10-2008, 15:46
You get a mall security gaurd.

*PI engineer*

Schnabel
03-10-2008, 15:56
You get a giant bridge to no where.

Puts in Lego Man :]

carolynn4848
05-10-2008, 10:39
you get lego pieces.

*PI my bff*

1337Nerd
06-10-2008, 22:54
You get an angry best friend.

*puts in a piece of metal roughly made into the size and shape of a coin*

Protronie
06-10-2008, 23:02
You get a piece of scrap metal roughly shaped like a coin but with a $49,999.95 price tag on it cause some person from the east village called it art.

*puts in a Confederate dollar*

-p :cool:

Wayne Doenges
07-10-2008, 12:05
You get an Oragami swan

*inserts metal shavings

James1902
07-10-2008, 13:58
you get a shop vac

*PIC*

ReapersRule
07-10-2008, 14:44
I come out and hand you $1 million. Thanks for getting me out!!!


*ties up carolynn4848 in ropes impossible to escape from and puts her in the vending machine*

carolynn4848
07-10-2008, 14:46
ReapersRule, You cheated. After I posted this you edited yours to make my post impossable, so my post still stands as is and you lose. (I'm not kidding either)

I pull a Hudini (sp?), jump out, say BOO!!!!!!!!!, and...

*PI ReapersRule and a cat*

EricH
07-10-2008, 15:22
You BOTH get BUSTED! Charges are cruelty to animals, torture, cruel and unusual punishment, vandalism...

*PIC*

blackiceskier
07-10-2008, 20:24
gets a long and winded message from a stranger that is toatly useless


*PUTS IN COIN*

ATannahill
07-10-2008, 20:42
you get a hammer

puts in my electrical sub team leader.

DonRotolo
07-10-2008, 21:48
You get a roll of electrical tape. And a pounding headache...

*PIC*

Protronie
07-10-2008, 21:55
You get rtfgnow wrapped in electrical tape with a impression of a hammer on his forehead. :eek:

*pic* :cool:

carolynn4848
08-10-2008, 06:58
you get a cookie

*PI other mentor*

Wayne Doenges
08-10-2008, 07:07
You get an Andy Baker clone (The real one has work to do)

*inserts three $2 bills

ReapersRule
10-10-2008, 12:48
You get a counterfiet $6 bill. The government catches you with it, and you go to jail.


*PI my bff tied up so she can't possibly escape without my help*

EricH
10-10-2008, 13:00
You get arrested again. (Insert list of charges here.)

*Puts in Houdini to help your friend*

Taylor
10-10-2008, 13:08
You get appendicitis.

*puts in F9 key*

ReapersRule
11-10-2008, 14:34
You get an F8 key and an F5 key.


*puts in Green Reaper suit complete with scythe, pom-poms, and safety glasses*

Wayne Doenges
12-10-2008, 10:59
You get a clone of yourself :D

*inserts 3' of PVC pipe and three 1/4-20 bolts

ATannahill
12-10-2008, 11:40
You get a thank you note from a team whose pvc pipe broke at Mission Mayhem

puts in old broken pipe

Carlee10
12-10-2008, 17:24
You get a new pipe.

*PI parade*

ReapersRule
13-10-2008, 12:44
You get water, then it is stolen.


*PI pony*

Wayne Doenges
14-10-2008, 07:17
You get a little brother :D

*inserts 10' of Chrome Moly pipe

EricH
14-10-2008, 10:10
You get your own 2007 robot.

*PIC*

Taylor
14-10-2008, 13:43
You get a pair of tetra earrings from 2005

*Puts in 2003 Chairman's Award banner*

vivek16
16-10-2008, 08:51
you get poked in the eye

*puts in lots and lots of quick hardening cement*

Wayne Doenges
16-10-2008, 09:15
You get flattened by the machine as it falls over from to much cement :ahh:

*Replaces machine

*inserts UL Safety Award

Taylor
17-10-2008, 14:41
You get a bag of potato chips.

*puts in one half gallon of unpasteurized apple cider*

ATannahill
17-10-2008, 15:17
you get very expensive apple juice

puts in money I saved by buying regular apple juice

Spartan151
17-10-2008, 15:27
gets a bag of apples

puts in a box of random parts

Eric Finn
17-10-2008, 18:03
You get a robot with parts randomly stuck on.

*puts in a pair of safety goggles*

Wayne Doenges
18-10-2008, 18:06
You get a hand full of metal shavings

*inserts two rookie freshman :)

carolynn4848
18-10-2008, 18:36
You get Hudini(sp?) and Me. (Thanks EricH for putting him in, you get a cookie in the mail)

*PI ReapersRule and our mentor and ReapersRule's brother*

Wayne Doenges
22-10-2008, 15:18
You get a rusty scythe :ahh:

*inserts 5 team buttons

Carlee10
22-10-2008, 17:37
You get one ginormus cybercards button.

*PI golden bough*

flyingcrayons
22-10-2008, 18:33
you get a copy of "the man with the golden gun"

puts in a bus token

Wayne Doenges
23-10-2008, 12:25
You get a toy bus

*inserts 10 white crayons

flyingcrayons
23-10-2008, 18:30
gets three crayons,

1 black, 1 silver, and 1 orange


PI a penny

Wayne Doenges
24-10-2008, 09:21
You get a gum drop. What did you expect for a penny?

*inserts 5 wheel bearings

carolynn4848
27-10-2008, 14:02
you get a cookie

*PI a cookie*

ReapersRule
27-10-2008, 14:05
you get crumbs


*PI vex kit*

flyingcrayons
27-10-2008, 20:16
you get a sneak peek at last year's game

PI emoticon

Wayne Doenges
28-10-2008, 07:15
You get a smiley face pillow

*inserts trackball

Carlee10
28-10-2008, 12:04
You get a ton 0' fun!!!!

*PIfield*

flyingcrayons
28-10-2008, 13:23
you get corn

PI metallica CD

Wayne Doenges
29-10-2008, 07:13
You get a pair of ear plugs :D

*inserts a Hippo

sgreco
29-10-2008, 09:20
Gets rhino, a zebra, and a polka dotted clown suit.

*PIC* (puts in clown)

flyingcrayons
29-10-2008, 14:43
you get children scared out of their minds

puts in friend

Wayne Doenges
30-10-2008, 07:10
You get a bag of Gummi Bears :D

*inserts old O/I

Taylor
30-10-2008, 10:34
you get a copy of LabView

*inserts vending machine*

James1902
30-10-2008, 16:45
you get two really confused vending machines

*Puts In Marsh mellow launcher*

flyingcrayons
30-10-2008, 17:10
gets exploding bacon... ;)

PI robot

Wayne Doenges
31-10-2008, 07:12
One vending machine walks off

*inserts a copy of the FIRST Overdrive rules

JAZAD1
31-10-2008, 12:15
you get a penalty

*puts in a cookie*

Wayne Doenges
01-11-2008, 06:18
You get a happy machine :)

*inserts 3 seniors

ReapersRule
02-11-2008, 09:31
You get 3 freshmen who think FIRST is like Battlebots


*PI Clean Reaper Suit (our River Rage 12 costume)*

carolynn4848
02-11-2008, 16:57
You get a biohazard suit. (what we wore)

*PI ReapersRule's 2 cats, Princess and Hazel*

Wayne Doenges
05-11-2008, 11:55
You get a fur ball :eek:

*inserts Andy Baker :D

James1902
06-11-2008, 00:54
Andy Baker's inherent Awesomeness is too much for the vending machine and it explodes. Andy Baker feels bad about this and builds a new vending machine, (using three paper clips, a 2 foot long piece of string and a half stick of gum) so we could continue with our game. The vending machine then dispenses a nice refreshing beverage of your choice.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
06-11-2008, 07:04
You get a pound of bacon :)

*inserts a red herring

Carlee10
06-11-2008, 12:16
You get Dave Lavery.

*PIpickle*

Wayne Doenges
07-11-2008, 06:06
You get a gerkin :rolleyes:

*inserts a sheet of T6 aluminum

carolynn4848
07-11-2008, 13:59
You get a cookie.

*PI ReapersRule's books* (So now she has something to do in the machine)

EricH
07-11-2008, 14:15
You get ReapersRule. Seems that after the last time in the machine, she got one on getting out of vending machines.

*Puts in two Oinks*

Wayne Doenges
08-11-2008, 07:06
You gat a plate of green eggs and ham

*inserts one deflated trackball. Everyone knows a fully inflated one won't go in :D

carolynn4848
08-11-2008, 13:36
You get cats

*PI ReapersRule because she dosnt realize that her 2 cats just got out of the machine*

ReapersRule
11-11-2008, 18:44
The machine won't accept me. A message pops up saying "This person is too smart and pretty to go inside"


*PI carolynn4848 and a starving lion*
HA HA!!! I'm so mean. BTW, for anyone who doesn't know, carolynn4848 and I are BFFs.

Wayne Doenges
12-11-2008, 07:10
You get a very well fed carolynn4848 :rolleyes:

*insets 1501's monocoqued base

carolynn4848
12-11-2008, 14:17
Thanks!!!!! I love the fact that the second I get put into the machine, I get out.

You get a cookie

*PI ReapersRule's cats, but not her*

Carlee10
12-11-2008, 15:59
You get a thank-you note.

*PI contacts*

lilBcos
12-11-2008, 23:19
Machine goes crazy and shoots quarters at you

*puts in coin*

Taylor
13-11-2008, 09:44
Machine goes coin and shoots crazy at you.

*Puts in diploma*

Wayne Doenges
13-11-2008, 12:21
Machine gives you nothing. You are below it's notice. It has a diploma :D

*inserts 3 Howler Monkeys

Carlee10
13-11-2008, 14:09
You get a cookie for insulting Taylor.....

*PIenrichment*

Wayne Doenges
14-11-2008, 12:23
You get a satisfied sigh

*inserts four subway tokens

tim_reiher
14-11-2008, 16:20
You get a 12 oz. can of pure awesome.

<Puts in Rabbit>

Carlee10
14-11-2008, 20:03
You get some wabbit stew.....

*PI rain*

Burmeister #279
15-11-2008, 21:41
You get mold growing in the machine

*PI a gallon of gas*

Cyberphil
15-11-2008, 21:45
You get burnt.

Put in a universe.

MasterRobot
16-11-2008, 06:28
gets the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything


puts in a CD-ROM

Wayne Doenges
16-11-2008, 08:44
You get a pair of ear plugs.

* inserts an LP

carolynn4848
16-11-2008, 17:05
You get a cookie for putting in a monkey.

*PI ReapersRule so she can get her cats, but now she can't get out*

EricH
16-11-2008, 17:40
You get ReapersRule and her cats. Remember about that book on getting out of vending machines?

*Puts in coin*

carolynn4848
17-11-2008, 10:42
You get a cookie

*PI ReapersRule because she forgot how to get out of the machine*

DonRotolo
18-11-2008, 19:57
You get instructions.

*PIC*

ReapersRule
18-11-2008, 20:37
I pop out. I figured out another way to get out!!! HA HA carolynn4848!!!


*PI carolynn4848 tied up so even Houdini could not escape and 20 starving lions, tigers, and bears.

EricH
18-11-2008, 21:19
You get a VERY, VERY well fed carolynn4848 and a bunch of lion, tiger, and bear skeletons.

*PI Chuck Norris*

Wayne Doenges
19-11-2008, 07:23
You get a lot of kindling.

*inserts three Ninja's

ReapersRule
20-11-2008, 14:07
You get 3 fish.
My vex team's name this year was the Ninjafish. We love randomness.


*PI my vex robot*

carolynn4848
20-11-2008, 14:12
You get a cookie

*PI Broken Watches' Robot (at Savage Soccer they called us the Broken Wrenches, but whatever)*

Carlee10
20-11-2008, 20:17
You get a paper.

*PI letters*

Wayne Doenges
21-11-2008, 07:03
You get a bowl of alphabet soup

*inserts 2 Cim motors

carolynn4848
21-11-2008, 13:53
You get a Sims 2 game.

*PI a cookie*

ReapersRule
21-11-2008, 13:59
You get crumbs and a thank you note from me.


*PI my vex robot's RX*

DonRotolo
21-11-2008, 20:32
You get a channel 65 crystal and part of the antenna wire.

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
21-11-2008, 21:45
You get some loose change and pocket lint :D

*inserts ear wax :eek:

Burmeister #279
21-11-2008, 22:46
You get some delivery guy really mad at you.

*PI myself*

ReapersRule
22-11-2008, 22:45
A rogue battlebot is in the machine with you. It attacks!!! A book on escaping vending machines appears and you run away screaming. This is why we all hate battlebots.


*PI my dead VEX bot*
I didn't murder it!!! :yikes:

Wayne Doenges
24-11-2008, 07:33
You get a tomb stone (with extra pepperoni)

*inserts four kittens

Carlee10
24-11-2008, 20:55
You get one awesome puppy dog!!!!!

*PI finished report*

Wayne Doenges
25-11-2008, 07:05
You get a graded paper. C+ :(

*inserts 100 pennies :ahh:

carolynn4848
25-11-2008, 14:06
You get a dollar bill.

*PI the website that is annoying me*

Nickelhead
25-11-2008, 16:24
You get permission to fix the website!

*PI a package of time*

mftaberner
25-11-2008, 16:27
You get a rapidly aging penguin

*PI a blank stare*

Wayne Doenges
26-11-2008, 07:04
You get a blank slate

*inserts ten golf balls

Nickelhead
26-11-2008, 17:43
You get a REALLY broken windshield!

*PI nothing

mftaberner
26-11-2008, 17:44
You get a single piece of antimatter

*PI the resulting explosion

carolynn4848
27-11-2008, 11:26
You get a cookie

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
01-12-2008, 12:09
You get a super ball

*puts in 5 rabid pigeons :ahh:

James1902
01-12-2008, 14:09
you get 5 ANGRY rabid pigeons who are now flying at you very quickly.

*PI all of the leftovers I have in my fridge*

carolynn4848
02-12-2008, 14:49
You get five months of bills.

(At the risk of sounding redundent...) *PI ReapersRule*



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EricH
02-12-2008, 14:53
You get BUSTED again. This time, it's the FIRST Segway Police. Distinct lack of GP, repeated rule breaking, and too little imagination. They're followed by the normal police. See previous posts for the charge lists...

*PI a crowbar*

Wayne Doenges
03-12-2008, 07:07
You get a drunk black bird :ahh:

*inserts 10 loose screws :D

carolynn4848
03-12-2008, 14:20
You get a drunk bluebird.

*PI Scrap Paper*

Milaki
06-12-2008, 21:43
You get a note that reads "go get some coins"

PI random nickle on the ground

Wayne Doenges
07-12-2008, 07:16
You get some hand sanitizer "Clean the nickle next time"

*inserts 8 lost marbles

carolynn4848
08-12-2008, 16:55
You get 8 found marbles.

*PI a cookie*

Wayne Doenges
10-12-2008, 07:11
You get a note from the machine "I'm sick of cookies" :D :ahh:

*inserts various pieces of T6 aluminum

Carlee10
10-12-2008, 15:46
You get some "awesome" wooden nickels!!!!

*PI annoying person"

Joe Schornak
12-12-2008, 00:10
Alas, after 20 minutes of strong effort, the unnamed annoying person jams in the coin slot, resulting in a now inoperable vending machine, an even more annoyed potential victim, and all of 1200 seconds gone to waste. You go home and mope in a corner, sparking off a completely unforseeable yet oddly related chain of events that results in the extinction of a previously unknown subspecies of narwhal.

What a day.

*Insert one slightly peeved Rodent Of Unusual Size*

EricH
12-12-2008, 00:25
You get a message back from the machine saying that it is broken and cannot take anything other than coins, along with one very annoyed ROUS.

*PIC*

joshy1323
12-12-2008, 00:29
you get bitten in the hand by the apparently rabid rodent that stayed at the machine and you die. there are many adoring attendants at your funeral and everyone sees how truely loved you were. you will be greatly missed and i am very sorry.


*i weld the coin slot shut and set up various traps so that no one else will waste time on this thread the way i have*

Wayne Doenges
12-12-2008, 07:09
Disables traps and uses a dremel tool to removed the welds from the coin slot. Has a vending machine mechanic repair the machine to it's full potential.

*inserts a one dollar bill to test the machine

BTW the machine will ignore Joshy from now on :D

xxsumz
12-12-2008, 09:03
Takes the one dollar bill and burns it

*puts in orange*

kaerii
12-12-2008, 09:05
the orange get pushed into the coin slot but doesn't fit, so you take the orange and make juice, put it into the machine and get orange juice

*puts in a teddy bear*

Flare_Eyes
12-12-2008, 09:12
the teddy was put in the coin slot and become part of the prizes

*puts in 11 coins*

Joe Schornak
12-12-2008, 10:37
Recieved fused hunk of metal equal in mass to 11 coins.

*Puts in hard-boiled egg (squish)*

360jbass
14-12-2008, 13:32
gets a scrambled egg??

puts in a coin

Carlee10
14-12-2008, 20:33
You get a plastic egg.
*PI survivor*

Taylor
15-12-2008, 13:18
You get Bear Grylls.


puts in the Any Key

Wayne Doenges
15-12-2008, 20:58
You get a pair of bolt cutters

*inserts pocket lint

alectronic
15-12-2008, 21:27
gets confusing and elaborate 2009 FRC Game hint scribbled on piece of paper.:yikes:

*puts in coin*

Schnabel
15-12-2008, 22:07
Sorry, no sales until 1-03-08. No Refunds either.

**Kicks Vending Machine**

Joe Schornak
15-12-2008, 22:08
Gets commemerative medallion, forged of the remains of your coin.

Puts in floppy disk.

Carlee10
16-12-2008, 16:32
You get button that says "Ha-You're Old" becuase you tried to use a floppy disk.

*PI monk*

Wayne Doenges
17-12-2008, 10:01
You get a slap on the wrist with a wooden ruler

*inserts 5 paper airplanes

sgreco
19-12-2008, 13:59
Gets a paper cut, an angry teacher and a wagon wheel.

*PIC*

Carlee10
19-12-2008, 22:13
You get an aewsome book.

*PI boy*

Wayne Doenges
21-12-2008, 06:02
You get a bunch of broken toys :D

*inserts a Wall-e DVD

guakam0li1089
22-12-2008, 13:10
gets attacked by the vending machine that shoots cans of soda that was made by jaime heineman


*inserts potato*

Joe Schornak
22-12-2008, 15:02
Gets a motorized potato masher. Whee!

Inserts DVD Rewinder

Wayne Doenges
23-12-2008, 07:09
You get a note from the vending machine reminding you to be kind and rewind :D

*inserts a beach ball

Graham Donaldson
24-12-2008, 13:30
You get a Macbook! (I'm using the one I have from school right now- I get the Beach Ball of Death ALL the time!)

*Inserts a PS3 controller

Joe Schornak
24-12-2008, 22:47
You get an Atari 2600 controller, with exactly ONE button!

Inserts package of boullion cubes...

Dan2081
25-12-2008, 00:01
You get a package of dry Ramen Noodles

(puts in two dimes and a nickel)

Wayne Doenges
25-12-2008, 06:37
You get a piece of ABC gum

*inserts my $.02

sgreco
29-12-2008, 09:10
Vending machine falls on you and gives you its $.02

(you are un(h)armed, of course...just to be safe)

*PITMYCBSWG* (puts in the money you could be saving with Geico)

DonRotolo
29-12-2008, 20:31
You get a car!

*PIC*

Wayne Doenges
30-12-2008, 15:17
You get a list of all the question ever asked when someone didn't do their research. It's a VERY long list.

*inserts grapes

Kimmeh
02-01-2009, 00:51
You get lemonade.

*inserts gum wrapper*

kgzak
02-01-2009, 02:16
Vending machine does not recognize gum wrapper and spits it back out at you

*Puts in Coin*

tba
02-01-2009, 21:28
you get a monkey's foot! have fun

*puts in coin with a string attached and quickly pulls it back out*

tim_reiher
02-01-2009, 22:11
You get a fish. The fish is smiling. (Why is the fish smiling? Who knows?)

<Puts in fish (which is frowning)>

Kimmeh
03-01-2009, 23:48
You get one game hint.

*Puts in coin*

amos229
03-01-2009, 23:51
you get broken orbit ball

**puts in olf ifi traction wheel**

AlexD744
04-01-2009, 01:44
You get a peice of regolith

*puts in a quarter"

1337Nerd
04-01-2009, 12:18
You get hobo knife.

*puts in a coin of some sort of currency*

acdcfan259
04-01-2009, 14:20
*Poof* The machine disappears in a cloud of smoke.

*Searches frantically for machine but to no avail*

cobrawanabe1699
04-01-2009, 19:02
Machine smacks you in the face.

Puts in super cell

Npheld
04-01-2009, 23:36
gets a 2010 First Robotics manual

*puts in coin*

Kersten
05-01-2009, 08:59
Gets an official F.I.R.S.T pen

*pic*

Wayne Doenges
06-01-2009, 07:13
You get a Moon Rock

*inserts an empty cell

1337Nerd
10-01-2009, 10:12
You get a jammed vending machine.

*puts in a coin of some kind*