Vending Machine

[ZInventor]

You get a really annoying holographic pop-up saying “you are the 1000th person to post in this thread, click here to claim your prize”


Puts in pop-up destroying virus!

[Burmeister #279]

you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.

puts in a time machine

[demosthenes2k8]

But you get it back out before you put it in

Puts in antivirus software...and wonders if the vending machine uses *nix instead.

[SushaK]

you get a sentient super virus that causes pigs to fly and/or explode.



gets: oink! oink! BOOM!

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gets blue screen of death :ahh:

*puts in tech support*

[NorviewsVeteran]

Gets put on hold.


*puts in telephone that's been thrown across a room*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a dial tone. The old phones were unbreakable. Cell phones aren't :D

*inserts a bag of paint balls

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets them shot back out at you

Puts in a Tribble

[youngWilliam14]

recieves Pavel Chekov

puts in dilithium crystal

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a nice necklace and two matching earrings :D

*inserts a warp drive
(staying with the ST theme)

[youngWilliam14]

recives warp 9 travel to and charted planet

*puts in Captain Jean-Luc Picard*

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets Piers from Golden Sun. (If you don't get the reference... google is your friend)

*puts in house*

[Zipding]

You get a shack

Puts in shack

[youngWilliam14]

you get a hut

*puts in jabba*

[demosthenes2k8]

You get Darth Vader

Puts in his Lightsaber

[bobwrit]

You get Surgery



*puts in Laptop*

[Schnabel]

You get a rotten tomato.

*Put's in dictionary*

[ezpkns]

you get a floppy disk containing the animation "all your base are belong to us"

*puts in coin*

[ZInventor]

gets coin back along with message saying THIS MACHINE NO LONGER ACCEPTS COINS

kicks machine and walks away, foiled again

[Wayne Doenges]

You get nothing because you didn't put anything in :D

*inserts Jello

[youngWilliam14]

recieves pudding

*puts in coke can tab*

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets a trip to Six Flags

Puts in an entire summer camp, complete with campers

[Mr. Pockets]

Yum yum
You get a team of budding engineers, a copy of next years game rules, and a complementary blueberry muffin for your trouble.

Puts in 85 lbs worth of unused line paper...

[EricH]

You get 85 lbs of shredded unused line paper.

*Puts in coin*

[youngWilliam14]

gets novlety squished penny thing


*puts in denim*

[demosthenes2k8]

You get one of those campers back!

...somehow...

Inserts the game rules

[NorviewsVeteran]

Gets checked real quick by Ron for using old rules.

*inserts angry, overweight gopher*

[raymaniac]

you get a potato with eyes and little paws

And just to explain NV's post, me and him are here at Governor's School and Ron is our Resident Adviser who will check you real quick if you do anything bad and who got chased by an angry, overweight gopher.

puts in the Third Floor

[Schnabel]

you get a potato with eyes and little paws

And just to explain NV's post, me and him are here at Governor's School and Ron is our Resident Adviser who will check you real quick if you do anything bad and who got chased by an angry, overweight gopher.

puts in the Third Floor

You get my college bill!!! Thanks for sending me to 4.5 to 5 years of college goodness!

Puts in flippy floppy.

[demosthenes2k8]

You get a squashed pop-tart

*Runs into the vending machine*

[EricH]

You get a massive headache, a trip to the ER, and the bag of Doritos you were really after. Plus the medical bill and the repair bill for the machine.

*Gets new machine and puts in a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Milky Way bar.

*inserts a much used dollar bill.

[NorviewsVeteran]

gets a much used dollar bill.

*shoves in same dollar*

[sgreco]

Vending machine wants more, a dollar can't get you anything, the machine is too expensive.

*PI $5*

[demosthenes2k8]

Vending machine still wants more

*PI Dean's wallet*

[Zipding]

You get Woodey's wallet

Puts in Milkey Way bar

[Wayne Doenges]

You get chocolate sprayed all over your shoes. Machine is allergic to chocolate :D

*inserts a bag of marbles

[Zipding]

You get glass dust

Puts in the dust

[Matt Attallah]

You get glass packed mufflers! ::safety::

I'll put in a spray or two of Nitrous...:D

[Zipding]

You get a great gush of fire in your face as the vending machine explodes


Puts in fire extinguisher

[demosthenes2k8]

Nothing happens.

*Puts in an order for over 9000 more Vending Machines*

[delsaner]

you get a power level thats OVER 9000!!!!!!

*puts in nutella*
O_o

[youngWilliam14]

you get a sandwich

*puts in north dumpling island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dumpling_Island) constitution*

[Schnabel]

you get a sandwich

*puts in north dumpling island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dumpling_Island) constitution*

You get Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 1.

Puts in a 5 hour energy.

[Zipding]

Gets a Jolt


Puts in coin

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Cupie Doll :D

*inserts various size springs

[youngWilliam14]

gets a trackball launcher and caution tape

*puts in gnomes*

[NorviewsVeteran]

Gets underpa- Hey where'd they go?!

*inserts jug of high-efficiency Tide*

[Schnabel]

You get a time warp.

Puts in college professor.

[delsaner]

By a series of calculations, we can conclude that the results would be.... a college classroom.

*Puts in poker chip*

[youngWilliam14]

gets taxed

*puts in accountant*

[FTC G-FORCE]

vending machine melts a gas tank that gos BOOM Then catchis C4 on fire blowes up the world in that cace it move the sun in to a nother star and blowes up Evrything THE END:D

[youngWilliam14]

*puts in coin*

:D

[Schnabel]

You get a series of beeps alerting you to put in a second coin for a soda.

[EricH]

You put nothing in, so you get...nothing.



*PIC*

[sgreco]

Gets the webcast to work at IRI.

*PIC*

[FTC G-FORCE]

WINS $100,000 from bottle cap:D.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a note from the IRS saying "Where is our share" :D

*inserts 97 pennies

[delsaner]

gets 97/100th of a dollar

*puts in gold*

[Schnabel]

Get's Cash 4 Gold receipt for $0.27, you now owe them for postage to send the check.

Puts in piano.

[youngWilliam14]

gets a blind-folded rendition of "moonlight sonata"

*puts in blind-fold*

[FTC G-FORCE]

gets a bomb and starts world war 3 (not) you get cake yumyum:D

*pic*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get nothing because you didn't share the cake.

*inserts an harmonica

[Ryan Simpson]

Gets a cookie!

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Team 1501 wings pin.

* inserts a bottle of super glue :ahh:

[EricH]

You get stuck to the vending machine.

*puts in debonder to unstick the glue*

[jmanela]

it fails.

*PIC*

[delsaner]

It works again

*puts in fake coin*

[ezpkns]

gets fake chips

[karatekid]

...I'm assuming that you put in a coin. You get dehydrated water.

[ezpkns]

how ironic that you forgot to put in a coin. I'm going to assume you did. You get a camel painted pink

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pair of rare Team 1501 wings :D

*inserts a soccer ball

[karatekid]

You get a penalty at regionals for wasting a soccer ball.

*insert a robot.

[carolynn4848]

You get aluminum shavings.

*Puts in random teacher*

[BrendanB]

Gets an "F"

PIC

[Refresh]

Get book on Dave's impossible hints.

-pic-

[flyingcrayons]

gets a sprite... refreshing :)

PIC

[Refresh]

lol nice one. you get a box of crayons that fly out of the machine at you

-pic again-

[BrendanB]

Nothing, every thing is out of order! I hate it when that happens.

Puts in more "stuff" and a coin!

[RoseJ]

Gets an old rule book from the 2004 game.

-puts in a bolt-

[ReapersRule]

You get a nut.

*PI yellow card* (stupid 400 ways to get a yellow card this year)

[Phoenix Spud]

You get a red card

PIC

[ReapersRule]

You get a kangaroo.

*PI kangaroo*

[Phoenix Spud]

You get a drop bear

PIC

[timytamy]

You get a coin.

PIC

[Kage]

You get a rare holographic Charizard card with a mis-printed hitpoint counter.

*turns around and walks home, then 2 days later remembers that I should have put in a coin...so I run back to that kiosk thing in the mall with all the gumball machines and try my luck by inserting a coin*

[Vermeulen]

You get a novelty jalepeno gumball.

PIC

[delsaner]

You get a soda. :p

*Puts in last year's chem homework*

[ReapersRule]

You get an F on that assignment.

*PI soccer ball*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Pele doll.

*inserts two kittens

[Phoenix Spud]

You get 2 puppies.

PIC

[AbeEzell1]

You get a giant invisible monkey who will live in your closet and listen to Metallica 24/7


PIC

[Captain banana]

you get a coin back that reads "No Cash Value"

Puts in last years report card...

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets straight A's

Puts in a Drop Bear

[timytamy]

You get two drop bears.

PIC

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a completed robot.

Puts in a robot...

[Vermeulen]

You get a pile of methodically ruined parts, and a note saying that ship date has been bumped up a week.

I put in a length of chain

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a padlock but no key :D

*inserts a pair of safety glasses

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets an eye poked out during a FRC meeting (you should never get rid of you safety glasses, even into a virtual vending machine ;) )

PIC

[Captain banana]

A free trip to Austrailia!

Puts in little brother...

[Vermeulen]

You get a very, very, angry little brother... with sharp vending machine innards. Run.

I put in new vending machine innards.

[Phoenix Spud]

You get another Vending machine thread.

PIC

[Yppiz]

You recieve the antimatter equivalent of your coin

*puts in a coin*

[mayde]

you receive THE CAKE. :eek:
and then a ninja bursts through a window and steals it away. :mad:

*inserts moneys*

[[TBT] Phoenix]

you gets ROBOT!


*inserts coin!!!!*

[Ryan Simpson]

You get a spatula.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a piece of Pi :rolleyes:

*inserts a box of rivets

[Jubungo42]

you receive a brand new motorcycle made out of those rivets


*inserts carrot*

[zahariel913]

you receive a bugs bunny "whats up doc?"

*puts in Xbox*

[JackG]

You get condensed Red Ring Juice!

*puts in Star Wars Holiday Special VHS*

[jamesdahlstrom]

The machine fizzles and pops for a second, before returning nothing. Unfortunately it was only DVD compatible.


*puts in half a robot*

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a fully functional robot that wins Einstein!!! (congratulations!)

Puts in Australia

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a stuffed Kangaroo

*inserts an AndyMark tranny

[jamesdahlstrom]

gets Andy Mark..........don't ask why

*inserts a PSP

[Captain banana]

Gets the first Atari ever made!

Puts in pizza...and soda!

[Miriam]

Gets chocolate.

*inserts chocolate milk

[[TBT] Vampire]

Gets a bottle of tomato sauce.

*puts in a Pikachu plush doll*

[Jubungo42]

get a random pokeball with a pikachu in side!



*inserts human finger into machine*

[[TBT] Vampire]

Gets a glove missing one finger!

*puts a shoe into the machine*

[Captain banana]

Gets a shoe that is 3 sizes too small.

Puts in Banana...

[Challenger243]

gets a curious banana peel that has " 4 / 0 = ?" written on it, and as you reply the answer "2", the world explodes.

*Puts in earth debris*

[Deathknight95]

You get a new earth. (After you die from lack of oxygen)

*Puts in a cookie*

[SDiPoala]

Gets an angry Keebler elf wondering who stole his cookie.

*shoves angry elf back in*

[spacewolfx]

gets an even angrier elf with armor and weapons made from vending machine parts. EEK!

*puts in team 3176 robot*

[zahariel913]

gets a terminator bot that helps you win this years competition but the calls reinforcements and slaughters all of humanity.....thanks a lot

*puts in dead humans*

[acom80]

gets live humans that attack the person who put them in

*puts in killer ninjas*

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets an angry ninja who kills you

Puts in aforesaid angry ninja before he kills me!!!

[jamesdahlstrom]

gets a ninja star that kills you

*put in ninja star found on the ground

[Jubungo42]

the ninja star is then ejected from the machine and hits you right in the face and kills you


i wish i had all the monwy in the world...

[zahariel913]

you didnt put something in the machine so the machine kills you and your family

*puts in more dead human bodies*

[[TBT] Vampire]

Gets a baby infected with the T-Virus.

*puts in antidote after injecting myself with it*

[koreaninventor]

gets a needle without antidote

"puts in Maximum Tomato"

[Refresh]

you get the mario bros

puts in a watch

[Jubungo42]

Suddenly time stops for you and only you. You then become crazy because you are all alone and you never age. You then come to the decision of killing yourself. You try to shoot yourself but once you fire the bullet suddenly stops inside the barrel. You then try to strap bombs to yourself but once you pull the pin the bomb never goes of. You then finally give up and live for eternity insane...


inserts granade after you pull the pin...

[Challenger243]

the same grenade comes out and you die

puts in a grenade WITH pin

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets world peace. (Don't ask me how...)

Puts in Wombot

[zahariel913]

gets a wombat that mauls a random squirrel that was crawling by

puts in a box o'choclates

[Jubungo42]

i pop out of the vending machine eating the box "o'choclates"


Reinserts myself...

[[TBT] Vampire]

Nothing comes out because no one is there to receive it.

*puts in a Rise Against CD*

[Captain banana]

gets a signed petition claiming that CD is closed. The world of Robotics Comes and kills you starting a war between the Robotic People of the world vs. everyone else. Everyone dies except the robots and they inherit the earth.

Puts in newly conquered earth...

[Lord X]

The vending machine shakes and rebels and comes out led by someone that looks like John Connor. They drag you away as their prisoner.

I put in a chewy toy.

[Alex Chambers]

you git out a vending machine

puts in coin

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a Coke.

PIC

[Captain banana]

gets 16 pounds of moderate jack and the continent of Australia!

[Wayne Doenges]

You get nothing because you didn't insert a coin :(

*inserts 10 clecos

[Taylor]

you get a what the heck is a cleco?
And 4,000 rivets for your 3rd bot.

PIC

[Phreadumb]

Gets a new deck of CyberCards

Puts in Giraffe

[Bill_B]

Gets The constellation Camelopardalis

* puts in refractive telescope *

[Gravis]

and....what....WHOA! i am so mad that you received....an...um....oh, thats just a pickle jar XD
*puts about 54 coins in*

[spacewolfx]

Gets a notice saying "Due to increased taxes, you must insert 46 more coins"

*puts in 46 more coins*

[cws1101]

you get an excessively large gumball....

*puts in a coin*

[Refresh]

you get a pokeball with a pichu in it.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pair of Wooden Shoes (not your size though)

*inserts a warm fuzzy :D

[Refresh]

I hate small shoes TT.TT

The machine waits for a day and out pops a cold prickly

*PIC*

[delsaner]

gets a PVC trident

*puts in a pair of safety glasses*

[293spike]

gets the Boilermaker Regional Safety Award

Puts in Coin

[Captain banana]

gets an amazing CD profile picture!!! Yeah!

Puts in newly amazing profile pic...

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a piece of blank paper :D

*inserts three Team 45 buttons

[sgreco]

Vending machine takes them and keeps them, and gives you nothing in return.

*PIC*

[Captain banana]

Gives you an alarm clock!

Puts in banana...

[Refresh]

you get a hungry ape wanting more.

inserts game hint

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a letter of reprimand, from Dave Lavery, for revealing the game.

*inserts a four leaf clover

[timytamy]

Gets one leaf back.

Inserts vending machine.

[Vermeulen]

You get little vending machine babies. Because it totally works that way.

I insert my Spanish homework.

[delsaner]

Consigue a un maestro español enfadado. (If its wrong, It was taken from a translation website. I don't take Spanish. :rolleyes:)

*PIC*

[Ryan Simpson]

You get an English-Spanish dictionary.

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a ticket to Atlanta. (Hey, I've got one too! :D )

*PIC*

[Vermeulen]

The machine steals your ticket to Atlanta.

I put in a copy of the world's funniest joke.

[spacewolfx]

Gets a laughing monkey that has the stolen Atlanta ticket.

*shoves monkey back in after taking ticket*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets a bunch of bananas.

*puts in Jack Bauer* (woot 24!)

[JackG]

You get a cellphone with Chole O'Brien on speeddial, a defused nuclear bomb, and a year's supply of "Damnn it!"s.

*Puts in Shamwow*

[Chickenonastick]

A Slapchop comes out.

*Puts in safety glasses*

[delsaner]

Gets a safety pin

*Puts in a soccer ball*

[Vermeulen]

You get an orbit ball.

I put in the KOP.

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a jump drive.

*inserts whatever I have in my pockets :D

[The Cyborg]

You get a wallet! With an old quarter in it.

*Puts in a subatomic particle*

[Vermeulen]

You get a slip of paper saying that the vending machine doesn't know where the particle is, but it's got a high momentum.

I put in a standard garden gnome.

[sgreco]

Gets a carrot

*PIC*

[The Cyborg]

You get a picture of a coin

*Puts in a wheelbarrow*

[timytamy]

Gets a wheelbarrow.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a stuffed Kangaroo (Don't over feed it)

*inserts a Segway

[The Cyborg]

You get an Ibot!

*Inserts a robotic prosthetic arm*

[sgreco]

Gets a real arm instead.

*PIC*

[Katie_UPS]

You get a cardboard sign that reads "Will dance for food"

*puts in coin*

[The Cyborg]

You get a baked potato on a stick!

*Puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a phoenix.

*PIC*

[npinage]

you get a trumpet

*puts in a coin*

[The Cyborg]

You get a sheet of tin foil.

*puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get some Hot Wings :ahh:

*inserts all the team buttons from Championships

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a small amount of money and a note that says "Thank you for recycling!"

*PIC*

[The Cyborg]

You get a plastic spork!

*Puts in a fishing pole with a worm hooked on the end*

[sgreco]

Given the input I can't really imagine anything but a fish coming out...so I'll give you a glass vase, some iron ore and a shower curtain.

*PIC*

[delsaner]

Gets a :)

*Puts in :ahh:*

[spacewolfx]

gets a sudden change to a 4 week build season

*puts in boot*

[The Cyborg]

You get a rubber ducky!

*Puts in an old FIRST medal from 2004*

[sgreco]

Gets an unusually large bag of chips.

*PIC*

[tim_reiher]

You get plush bacon (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml)!

<Puts in two left shoes>

[The Cyborg]

You get two right shoes!

*Puts in a tub of pudding*

[Katie_UPS]

gets unlimited snuggles from a kitten or puppy of your choice!

*puts in a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a note that says "What can Brown do for you?"

*inserts packing peanuts

[Captain Slacker]

you get a smile :]

*inserts safety glasses*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a certificate saying "Congrats on the 1200th post in the thread", but then get a papercut because you didn't wear gloves.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You receive a piece of Pi

*inserts a bag of Gummy Bears

[Phoenix Spud]

You get a pack of Tim-Tams (Yummy!!!)

PIC

[Vermeulen]

You get half of a nuclear launch code.

PIC

[Katie_UPS]

You learn to dance

*PIC*

[M.Wong]

You get an all expense paid trip to Black Mesa.

*PIC*

[sgreco]

Gets a new cRio.

*PIC*

[delsaner]

Gets a hint to the 2011 game

*PIC*

[cws1101]

gets a fake free pass to atlanta for national competition

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a stuffed kiwi

*inserts a Championship volunteer t-shirt

[cws1101]

good luck getting something, cause the vending machine cant take t-shirts... sorry:eek:

*PIC*

[sgreco]

Gets a Coke

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a box of Red Hots :ahh:

*inserts whatever is in my pockets right now :D

[Vermeulen]

You get a note reading "Nuts, bolts, and little Andymark battery plugs are not valid currency."

I put in a fortune cookie.

[timytamy]

Gets a chinese dinner.

PIC

[delsaner]

Gets a can of coke.

*puts in 2010 manual*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bunch of red cards and penalty points :D

*inserts a bunch of safety tokens

[Vermeulen]

You get a robot coming through

PIC

[timytamy]

You get some badgers.

PIC

[BrendanB]

You get some sleep!

Puts a coin in...

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a rescued thread :D

*inserts a dollar bill

[RoboDesigners]

You get an even team number (reference to Odds v. Evens :rolleyes:)

*Puts in a coin*

[J93Wagner]

You realize that build season is still months away. :mad:

*Puts in coin*

[RoboDesigners]

IF you put in silver coins and are in a little maze of twisty passages, all different, THEN you get batteries for your lamp. Otherwise, you just get a soda.

(Reference to "Adventure" computer game)

Puts in coin

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a note saying "You will always be behind Wayne in the Odd/Even game" :ahh: :D

*inserts several 2010 team buttons

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a wall decoration.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a stuffed Kangaroo

*inserts dryer lint

[RoboDesigners]

The machine makes a whirring, then a clanking sound, and falls over. Upon righting the machine, you get a note that says: "It's good you clean out your dryer filter, but please don't dispose of the lint here!"

Puts in a coin.

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bag of all the dryer lint the machine found :D

* inserts Gummi Bears

[RoboDesigners]

Machine says "YUM!" and you get a soda!

Puts in coin

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a chocolate bar

*inserts 1000 pop tabs

[RoboDesigners]

You get a message saying "Invalid currency," and all 1000 tabs dump right out at your feet. :eek:

Inserts nickel...

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a piece of ABC gum.

*inserts $1.15

[Carolyn_Grace]

You win a scratch lottery ticket that wins you $33

::puts in three quarters, a dime, and a twenty dollar bill::

[RoboDesigners]

You get a game hint... :rolleyes:

I bet I know why the ticket won $33! ;)

Puts in $15.01

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a rare 1501 Wing pin

* inserts 2000 pennies :ahh:

[RoboDesigners]

You get a left-handed metric cresent wrench! :p

Inserts 5 half-dollars, 84 quarters, 43 dimes, 92 nickels, and 2190 pennies.

(my pockets sure are empty now! :))

[Brianna]

You get an aluminum magnet :)

*inserts Apple*

[nighterfighter]

You get a Linux.

*Inserts counterfeit coin made on lathe*
*Innocent whistle*

[RoboDesigners]

You get a bop on the nose! :)

Inserts a robot

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a life like stuffed scale model of your robot.

* inserts a much used soccer ball

[ReapersRule]

You get three DOGMAs for not putting it in fast enough.

*Puts in DOGMA*

[demosthenes2k8]

You get a 2011 game hint.

*Puts in Team Captains*

[biancs15]

the team captains get stuck in the machine. after a continuos effort to extract them, we give up and move to the next vending machine. :)

*insert coin*

[BJC]

You get a puppy!

*Insert ChuckE Cheese token*

[RoboDesigners]

You would have gotten a candy bar, but the coil got stuck. :(

Puts in a FLL Regional Champion's award.

[biancs15]

you get a FRC regional champions award.

*insert 30 gold bars*

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a bunch of Australian $2 coins. (Worth more than that in the USA right now...)

Puts in a $2 Aussie coin

[biancs15]

the machine malfunctions and releases all of the money. you now have a billion dollars.

*insert coin* :)

[RoboDesigners]

The machine continues to malfunction and asks for more money.
Puts in a gear.