Vending Machine

[web_master_dpep]

You get a robot thrown at you.
*Puts in coin*

[RoboDesigners]

The magic smoke is release, and the machine ceases to function.
*moves back to the previous machine, extracts the team captain, and puts in an Autodesk CD.*

[Brianna]

You get a tank drive prototype.

*inserts broken drill bit*

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a fixed drill bit!

PIC

[RoboDesigners]

You get a smashed penny! :)

Puts in a screenshot of CD.

[biancs15]

gets a real cd

insert a computer

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a Classmate.

Puts in Classmate.

[BACONDUDE1902]

u get bacon!!

[BJC]

Kick the machine in anger because nothing is comming out before you realize you didn't put a coin in.

Puts in coin

[806Blacksmith]

You get a killer bee... :P
*Puts in coin*

[Phoenix Spud]

You get a honey bee!

PIC

[Taylor]

You get a PLC.

PIC

[demosthenes2k8]

You get PVC.

Puts in $10.73

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a split infinitive.

PIC

[demosthenes2k8]

The machine decides to quickly shoot the coin back at you.

*puts in coin*

[RoboDesigners]

You get the 2011 manual

Puts in a turkey

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a properly cooked (on the barbie of course!) kangaroo, yummy!

PIC

[davidthefat]

The machine eats up your coin and you get nothing.

I put in a penny

[Taylor]

You get a thought.

PIC

[RoboDesigners]

You get a PIC controller

Puts in a CAD model of a robot

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a robot!

Puts in 2 cents.

[biancs15]

gets a hexbug

PIC

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets all your e-mails WikiLeak-ed

PIC

[demosthenes2k8]

You get censored.

PIC

[RoboDesigners]

You get $1.66!

Puts in a screenshot of ChiefDelphi.com :)

[DonRotolo]

You get a spell checker.

PIC

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a pi.

PIC

[RoboDesigners]

You get the remainder of the quote in your CD status!

Throws in a projector

[Phoenix Spud]

The machine's slot is too small, you break the machine and have to pay Pepsi a million dollars.

PIC

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Coke

*inserts a $2 bill

[RoboDesigners]

^hahaha

You get a 1943 steel penny

Puts in camera
(PIC)

[demosthenes2k8]

...you get scouting videos.

Puts in College Mentors

[Wayne Doenges]

You get nothing done :D

*inserts a KK donut

[Kimmeh]

You get a dull soldering iron tip.

*PIC*

[candace.73.1995]

You get a burrito from Taco Bell
*Puts In Coin*

[Phoenix Spud]

You get a REAL Tim-Tam.

Puts in a REAL Tim-Tam

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a note with the word "Huh?"

*inserts five ball bearings

[I am error]

You revive a hard drive.

*Inserts a freshman*

[demosthenes2k8]

*gets a sophomore*

*puts in a md5 hash of the password, written on a small piece of lexan*

[RoboDesigners]

You get a computer

Puts in tape measure

(P.S. what is the md5 hash of a password??)

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a ruler

PIC

[Kimmeh]

Gets a half eaten cookie

*PIC*

[demosthenes2k8]

Gets Santa.

*pic*

(I meant the MD5 Hash of this year's rule pdf password, because even if you knew it you still wouldn't have the actual password)

[timytamy]

Get's a large chunk of abnormally shaped ice from the north pole.

*PIC*

[KamaluNg]

Gets a deer. Lol...

PIC

[jmanela]

Get's a free AM shifter

*Puts in a coin*

[biancs15]

gets an elf.

puts in a present

[RoboDesigners]

You get a thank you note! :)

Puts in Android OS phone :]

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets an iphone

PIC

[karomata]

gets a moon fish

*puts in a coin*

[RoboDesigners]

Coil doesn't turn all the way, and you get nothing. :(

Puts in coin.

[Phoenix Spud]

You get an FRC team!

Puts in all the rain we got yesterday!

[biancs15]

gets a cup of water

puts in a chief delphi thread

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets blue thread.

PIC

[RoboDesigners]

You get all the snow we got this past week! :D

Puts in FRC team...

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a bunch of engineers.

Puts in FLL team

[demosthenes2k8]

You get a FRC team.

Puts in snow

[RoboDesigners]

You get Frosty the Snowman! :cool:

Puts in Frosty's nose...

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets one happy pony!

Puts in messy mech lab...

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a clean mech lab and a bill for the cleaning

*inserts Rudolph's nose

[RoboDesigners]

Gets one angry Rudolf.

Puts in the 2011 game hint.

[theprgramerdude]

Gets refunded, with a note: "Game hints are not legal tender"


Puts in a 2010 robot.

[davidthefat]

Gets scrap metal


Puts in Santa Clause

[Wayne Doenges]

You get 10 elves

*inserts 2011 robot

[BJC]

You get 10 elves

*inserts 2011 robot

You get the 2012 game instructions, 2012 CoP, and and a note from 71 "Don't tell Anyone... It's a water game."

*Folds up and puts in Beatty's note*

[KamaluNg]

gets beattys note and throws it away xD

puts in a coin

[KamaluNg]

Gets nothing.

PIC

[Phoenix Spud]

Gets a cold soda.

Puts in 2011 game manual.

[flyingcrayons]

gets a robot for breakaway..

PIC

[CNettles11]

Gets some sleep

*Puts in Coin*

[RoboDesigners]

You Get Smart ;)

Puts in a VRC tube...

[J.Warsoff]

...get the same VRC tube flying back at your face because MACHINE ONLY ACCEPTS COINS!!!!

Cautiously puts in coin......

[flyingcrayons]

gets flat soda

PIC

[Miriam]

Gets a bunny rabbit.

puts in the bunnys foot.

[KamaluNg]

Gets your dog.

PIC

[mangagirl41]

Get a rabid floating squirrel

*puts in coin*

[Cody Burd]

a towel

*put in coin::rtm::

[takiko1996]

*Gets a fortune cookie that says u will get hit by a baby shark*

*pic*

[Superllama12]

Pulls out...SARAH PALIN!!!!!

*Puts in magic beans*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Beanstalk

*inserts an inflatable triangle

[vigkvagkv2]

*Gets an inflated circle*

*Puts in wood in a 2X2 configuration*

[Newo95]

Gets a comically large lawn pumkin

[Superllama12]

Assuming SOMEBODY puts the lawn pumpkin thing back in, I get out SPONGEBOB'S SPLEEN :ahh: !!!

Puts back in spleen (raw organs are GROSS!!!!!)

[Schnabel]

Machine starts blowing a bubble in the shape of an elephant.

PIC

[mangagirl41]

You get a jewel encrusted titanium spork

*puts in coin*

[Superllama12]

Hopes to get a jewel incrusted titanium spork, but instead I get...JUSTIN BEIBER

Puts Justin Beiber back in

[demosthenes2k8]

You get nothing - nobody wants THAT.

Puts in the most epic post in this thread.

[Newo95]

Puts in coin... Gets a cat who wants a cheeseburger

[Superllama12]

Shoves Newo's cat back in because YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POST WHAT YOU GET OUT FIRST, THEN PUT IN A COIN!!!!!

Pulls out Macchu Picchu (maybe I shouldn't have made that giant rift in the space-time continuum)

Puts in a squid

[vigkvagkv2]

You get a flying spaghetti monster.

*Puts in a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a fish inside another fish:D

*inserts 100 rivets

[vigkvagkv2]

*Gets the science homework that I got my signature pic from.*

*puts in a hair*

[Newo95]

gets a hairball

puts in worm

[Andrew Zeller]

gets sucked into a wormhole

*puts in a coin*

[El Geffe]

gets a message from another dimension!

*puts in a penny* :p

[Superllama12]

Gets your thoughts

Puts in a moose

[Newo95]

gets squashed by the moose that gets ejected from the coin slot.

Puts in Ipod

[jmanela]

get's a zune.

PIC

[Superllama12]

Receives fortune cookie

*Puts in Donald Duck*

[Newo95]

Gets Mickey Mouse

PIC

[Superllama12]

Pulls out Newo95's coin
Puts back in Newo95's coin because it's ICKY AND GERMY!!!!!!!!!

[Newo95]

*Pulls out a wad of spaghetti.*
*Throws it on the floor and pummels it with feet*
*PIC*

[Superllama12]

Walks over to the machine, sees Newo95's spaghetti and noms it up (is delicious)
Pulls out...NOTHING! (the dang thing jammed)
Kicks the machine breaks his toe
Walks away without putting anything in...

[Newo95]

Gets the soda superllama12 would have gotten had he been more patient

puts in 53 cents in nickles by breaking one

[eedoga]

My princess was in another castle...

-puts in coin-

[racesick222]

Get your banebots order ON TIME!!!!



*Puts in coin*

[Newo95]

Gets a million dollars. JACKPOT!!!!!

Puts in left pinky toe. is now stuck to machine by toe.

[vigkvagkv2]

*Gets very surprised*

*Shoves in the rest of Newo95*

[nitneylion452]

gets the rest of Newo95


*puts in robot*

[El Geffe]

Gets 1st place at St. Louis Championship


*Puts in coin*

[mangagirl41]

Gets a stone shaped like a small chicken (you wont know what your in for till it hatches) *evil laughter*

*puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a small chicken shaped like a stone :D

*inserts several 1/4-20 bolts

[Lledargo]

gets 1/4-20 nylock nuts

inserts Playing cards

[RoboDesigners]

Gets dice.
Inserts a robot.

[demosthenes2k8]

ERROR 404: Prize not found.

Inserts a house. (Don't question how it fits in the slot.)

[David Sahud]

You get 2 plates of spaghetti.

Inserts a coin

[Lledargo]

Gets the Coin's Value divided by two, rounded down, back in pennies.

One of those cool Kettering University Pins (http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=190045264369651&set=a.190045154369662.43258.149100238464154&theater)

[MaxMax161]

Gets a busted CIM.

*Puts in coin*

[Lledargo]

Gets a prize as unoriginal as inserting a coin into a venting machine.

Inserts .5 mm mechanical pencil lead

[Wayne Doenges]

You get lead poisoning :ahh:

* inserts this years rule book

[O'Sancheski]

Doesn't get anything, because Woodie hasn't gone around the world making the slots in vending machines big enough to fit the rule book. YET....

*Puts in a coin.

[Ninja_Bait]

Gets the rule book from Overdrive.

Puts in a vending machine.

[akoscielski3]

gets a vending machine falling on top of you

*puts in a loonie* ;)

[Superllama12]

Pulls out Canada!!!

Puts in Pete's Coney Island II, 6160 Dixie Highway "On top of Waterford Hill" Clarkson, Mi 48346 Tel: (248) 623-4300, NOW WITH TWO LOCATIONS!!!!!!

[LightWaves1636]

You receive a half eaten M&M.

*puts in coin*

[Superllama12]

Pulls out a rabid lolrus

Puts in my left arm, which was ripped off by the rabid lolrus

[akoscielski3]

Pulls out Canada!!!

Puts in Pete's Coney Island II, 6160 Dixie Highway "On top of Waterford Hill" Clarkson, Mi 48346 Tel: (248) 623-4300, NOW WITH TWO LOCATIONS!!!!!!

well sounds like someone is from detroit :)

And you get some blood drops from ur ripped off arm

Puts in a Toonie

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Post-It note saying "WTH is this?"

* inserts $.02

[Vermeulen]

you get a jet of flames

I put in a burnt-out tetrix motor

[TofuRama]

You get a powdered whig.

*Put in an iTouch*

[LightWaves1636]

The vending machine runs off with your iTouch and you get nothing. :p

*Puts in an ubertube*

[Superllama12]

Receives two points

Puts in Rebecca Black

[Kimmeh]

:ahh: We can't let this die! (Yes, Holy Thread Revival, Batman!)

Gets a Payday.

*Puts in bridge*

[mlantry]

gets a triple balance

*Puts in 5 ball hybrid*

[kalfuswi]

gets comm problems

*puts in coin*

[RoboDesigners]

*puts in coin*
Gets batteries. (kudos to someone who gets that...)

Puts in a Calculus text.

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a :confused:

*inserts 2 foam basketballs*

[thenomnivore]

You get a :confused:

*inserts 2 foam basketballs*

You get dean kamen
*puts in coin*

[Garrett.d.w]

You get a capital letter D and a capital letter K!


*puts in a coin*

[kalfuswi]

you get a FIRST 2013 game manual but upon opening it, you realize it's about raising Chilean monkeys

*puts in coin*

[LemmingBot]

A boxing glove on a spring decks you

*puts in a Godiva KeyLime Truffle*

[Kimmeh]

You get an "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" :D

*puts in a vase of flowers*

[thenomnivore]

You get an "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" :D

*puts in a vase of flowers*

You get a handful of spaghetti!
*insertz an internetz*

[Garrett.d.w]

*insertz an internetz*

You get reddit and procrastination.:eek:

*Inserts a bill*

[LightWaves1636]

Gets a duck.

Puts in a cRIO.

[Wayne Doenges]

You get two Digital Sidecars

*inserts three Jaguar speed controls

[z_beeblebrox]

Gets A LOT of magic smoke.

*Puts in another vending machine*

[KaitlynL]

gets two coca cola cans that are attached to each other

*puts in a coin*

[Gregor]

Gets a CNC mill

*puts in a loonie*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a note that says "No Monopoly money allowed" :D ref. Weird Al Yankovic

*inserts a bag of metal shavings*

[Wayne Doenges]

Dang, VM threw up :D

I'll try inserting CHP safety tokens

[EricH]

You get a note: "Quit jamming the machine with worthless items!"

*Puts in an 8-slot cRIO and an old KOP compressor*

[Gregor]

Allright I'll bite.

Gets a 4-slot cRIO and the new compressor.

*Puts in a toonie*

[JosephC]

You receive bacon

*inserts 1717's 2012 robot*

[Gregor]

Machine dies because it can't produce anything greater.

Puts in a wrench.

[Ekcrbe]

You receive several assorted fasteners lost in the death of the machine

*Puts in Bacon Hotline Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A&t=98s)*

[sliphere011]

gets 2013 FIRST game manual O.o

*puts coin in*

[z_beeblebrox]

Gets coin out.

Puts fish in.

[JosephC]

Gets the answer to life.

*puts mountain dew in*

[Andrew Lawrence]

Gets 1717's 2012 robot out.

*puts JVN in....*

[Ekcrbe]

Gets Tumbleweed out.

*Puts Paul Copioli in*

[JosephC]

Gets VEX parts.

*Puts SuperNerd in*

[Gregor]

Gets akoscielski3 out.

*Puts Ekcrbe in*

[Kevin Selavko]

Gets propwash out.
*Puts in coin*

[JosephC]

Gets $20 dollars out

*puts in a vending machine*

[dictionaria13]

Gets a black hole.

*Puts in what's left of last year's robot*

[z_beeblebrox]

Gets what's left of next year's submarine after the shark attack.

*Puts in Chief Delphi thread*

[Gregor]

Gets a positive rep.


Puts in a coin

[Andrew Lawrence]

Nothing happens (ironic, coming from a vending machine)

Puts entire team in...

[JosephC]

Gets 5 new teams

Puts in EWCP

[coalhot]

Gets Lilstogi

*puts in a failed prototype*

[2348humanplayer]

Gets Lilstogi

*puts in a failed prototype*

Gets a working robot.

Puts in a flower lei.