Vending Machine

[1337Nerd]

This is a thread on another forum I'm a member of. Thought I'd try it on here. Basically what you do is you put in a coin and see what the person below you gives you.

For example: *puts in coin*
you get a puppy

Or something like that. So I'll start.

*Puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

I'll play.

Gets a can of soda.

*Puts in coin*

[ShaneP]

Doesn't get anything because the coil machine doesn't turn far enough...

*Puts in coin*

[Molten]

Gets a coin

*Puts in coin*

[Joe G.]

Gets another email from that nigerian buisnessman.

*puts in coins*

[1337Nerd]

You get a rocket:P

*coinage*

[basicxman]

machine doesnt accept *coinage* ->you get a small slip of paper telling you to remember to bring real coins!

*puts in coin*

[DonRotolo]

you get 3 balls of Pinball

+puts in coin*

[Alex Cormier]

you get a 2003 participation medal :P


*puts in two coins*

[ShaneP]

You get a hot, sticky, and stale Snickers bar that has been sitting in the machine for several years. Yumm...

Puts in coin...

[Molten]

You get 50 tickets for Chuck E Cheese.

*Puts in coin*

[SL8]

Gets a free movie ticket to Indiana Jones.

*puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets another green dot.

*puts in coin*

[Joe G.]

gets a vending machine

*puts in coin*

[basicxman]

you get a rocket!:rolleyes: ;) :P

*puts in coin*

[DonRotolo]

the coin gets stuck, you get poorer.

*puts in a coin*

[SL8]

You get a clue for next years game.
*Puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

I get a Latin-English dictionary teleported to me so I can find out what "Ad astra!" means. You get your coin back in the little box.

*PIC*

[tyron256]

you get a deflated trackball

*inserts 100 coins*

[JaneYoung]

*inserts 100 coins*

You receive 100 opportunities to be a better person and/or make a difference. Don't waste them.

*inserts a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

* you get some exploding bacon :ahh:

*puts in coin*

[Joe G.]

you get an out of order message.

*fixes machine, then puts in coins*

[Jaime65]

You get spare parts

*Puts in coin*

[DonRotolo]

Gets same coin back (Didn't fix it...darn)

*puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

Doesn't get coin back at all (coin slot's now jammed- Sorry Don)

*PIC*

[ShaneP]

That coin is now also stuck... (the slot is still jammed)

--

Uses a paper clip to unjam slot, and puts the two coins back in.

[Schnabel]

You get nothing, you forgot to plug the machine in. :rolleyes:

Plugs in machine, puts in coin.

[Wayne Doenges]

You still get nothing. You forgot to refill the machine :D
*puts in coinage*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a fluffy pink teddy bear (you didn't say you were refilling the machine- I gave you the benefit of the doubt. but I decided what we were filling it with...)

I refill the machine with things that are not ultra-feminine.

*PIC*

[1337Nerd]

Wow...this one is no fun...

You get a razorblade.

*coined'd!*

[Jaime65]

you get jumper cables

*put coin in*

[Wayne Doenges]

*you get a rabid French poodle* :D

*puts coin in slot*

[ALIBI]

ask for banana, get bottled water

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets a banana???

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

Gets chilled M&Ms

*PIC*

[Kersten]

Gets a sweaty gym sock.....gross....


*Puts a coin in*

[Wayne Doenges]

Receives te other sweaty gym sock :ahh:

*puts coin in slot*

[Graham Donaldson]

Receives a hog covered in warts.

*PIC*

[Kersten]

Recieves a Golden Coin that single handedly makes you the richest person in the world.


*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

Receives a clonk on the head - it was The Golden Coin that was put in...

*PIC*

[Kersten]

receives a roll of toilet paper.....


*PIC*

[SL8]

Recieves a pinch, poke, and gives me a coke.

*Puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets parts to a animatronic wolf that all say "made in Mexico" on them so you can "assemble them in the United States of America".

*PIC*

[Travis Hoffman]

Receives Atlanta Divisional Qualifying Match List and Finds Team 48 is once again in Match #1....:rolleyes: Gets large bludgeoning object and takes out frustrations on machine. Finds machine is impervious to such abuse. Goes and cries in corner.

*Puts In Coin*

[Kersten]

The vending machine coils start to unwind a candy bar, but it gets stuck....


*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

Receives two candy bars. The one that was stuck and a new one that knocked the other one out.

*puts in my $.02 :)

[SizzelChest330]

Gets the Red Captain Oswald adventure toy

(1/6th to build Dr Galactitron)

(You need all the rainbow colors to complete his phazer suit)

We should start being able to trade received items :D

*Puts in a coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets a bottle of sunscreen to protect him at the beach.

*PIC*

[Kersten]

gets a neopet

*PIC*

[Alex Cormier]

gets 12 college course lab write ups due by thursday (thanks for doing them for me!!)


puts in 1.5 coins!

[Cooley744]

get's a highlighter and .5 of a coin back

*puts in a counterfit (sp?) coin*

[web_master_dpep]

shoots coin out and machince says "Come on now"
*Puts coin in*

[basicxman]

gets a chance to register on my FTC Lab (http://ftc.theroboticsuniverse.com) :D

puts in exactly 3.1416 coins

[Wayne Doenges]

*receives a piece of Pi :D

*puts in coinage*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets a can of pwnage to open upon any team of your choosing.

*PIC*

[SL8]

^gets a peice of paper that says from now on it will only give cans of pwmage.

*puts in a coin*

[animemonkey84]

machine says "APRIL FOOLS DAY!"

*puts in coin*

[flyingcrayons]

machine spontaneously combusts, and another one appears out of nowhere

*puts in 1089 coins*

[Graham Donaldson]

You have a bottle of mercury fly at your head from nowhere. You manage to duck in time, however the machine is hit and subsequently re-destroyed.

I bring in a new, perfectly-working, stocked machine, plug it in, make sure the power is on (i.e. the machine is functioning), and put in a coin.

[basicxman]

you get a drink that is made from a mix of pepsi, coke, sprite, 7 up, mountain dew, A&W rootbeer, Mugs Rootbeer, barqs rootbeer, dr pepper, cplus, crush orange, crush grape, water, gatorade -> orange, red, green, blue powerade -> orange, red, green, blue, beer, wine, iced tea, orange slushy, banana slushy, coke slushy, pepsi slushy, and to top it all off, vanilla, chocolate, mint chip, and butterscotch ice cream

*puts in coinage!*

[Kersten]

gets a melted ice cream cone

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

gets a milkshake. yummm.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

* receives a bunch of crayons. Unfortunately they are all white in color :D

* inserts coinage *

[flyingcrayons]

gets age back

*PIC*

[1337Nerd]

Gets a primal concrete sledge.(I'm listening to Pantera. If you don't know who they are, look them up they're amazing.)

Coined'd

[flyingcrayons]

You got mail *Ding*

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

You get a 41 cent stamp.

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a notice saying that the postage to required for general mail has gone up again, and now you have to go buy more stamps.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get the 5 bags of trash that are sitting at the end of my driveway.
*Puts in Coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You receive a gallon of salt water (enjoy) :)

* puts coin in slot *

[Kersten]

You recieve a plate of pasta...


*PIC*

[JoeJank103]

You recieve what used to be a puppy.

*PIC*

[ALIBI]

You get a message in a bottle.

*PIC*

[James1902]

You get The Police (the band not the actuall police)

*PIC*

[Weis]

You get an old tube sock full of wood screws. *Rare*

PIC

[flyingcrayons]

You get a badly scratched up, unusable copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl :mad:

*PIC*

[JoeJank103]

You get a ring of +2 awesomeness

*PIC*

[flyingcrayons]

gets a prarire dog with a RPG

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a face full of highly chlorinated pool water.

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a face full of Dead Sea water...I could've said a face full of chlorine, but...

*PIC*

[lilBcos]

a rubber chicken is flung and hits you in the eye

*puts coin in*

[JoeJank103]

You recieve a soda
*PIC*

[whytheheckme]

A Championship Champion trophy flys into your hands.

PIC

[Carlee10]

A copy of Paula Abdul's record "Stiaght Up"

*PIC*

[RyanJK]

You get a shaken-up bottle of Mountain Dew! Caffeine, w00t!


*Puts in coin*

[whytheheckme]

YOU GET AN AWESOME NEW CONTROLS SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*PIC*

[Protronie]

You get the match list for this years Champs.

*puts in a Canadian coin*

[Logan Byers]

You get 1114 as the captain of the championship winning alliance (maybe...)

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get next years game hint :ahh:

* puts coin in slot

[Carlee10]

You get a signed picture of Andy Baker, signed by him.

*PIC*

[Ashley Christine]

You get a dancing Monkey! (Sorry, first thing that came to mind. haha)

*P.I.C*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a singing Leprechaun! (I have absoutely NO idea how I thought of that...)

*PIC*

[Kersten]

You get a Crazy Daisy for your yard


*PIC*

[SL8]

^gets a link for her team's site

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

^ receives a cue ball

*puts in my $.02 :)

[Graham Donaldson]

Receives an 8 ball.

*Puts in Leprechaun*

[JoshD]

You get a bowl of Lucky Charms.

*PIC*

[Ashley Christine]

You get a lousy bag of chips - maybe better luck next time!

(And why did Robotcanuck steal my singing leprechaun?!!)

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get Ashley's stolen signing leprechaun.

*Puts in euro*

[Wayne Doenges]

You receive a ride home :D

* puts in a plugged nickel

[whytheheckme]

You get a Papaya There.

*PIC*

[DPTeam270Driver]

You get a ticket to extend your build season
but you look on the back and it expired yesterday
hahaha

*puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get food from Wendy's( man, I'm hungry!)

*Puts in Franc*

[flyingcrayons]

gets a croissant

*puts in a rupee* (indian coin)

[James1902]

you get a rupel from the game Zelda ocharina of time

*PIC*

[Zyik]

You get a lol-pig album.

-Puts in team button-

[Graham Donaldson]

You get your button back in the coin-return slot- it's not legal tender.

*Puts in a second singing leprechaun- apparently I'm very rich/lucky*

[Joe G.]

After 10 minutes of trying to force it down the slot, you get serious bite wounds.

Puts in solid gold coin

[DonRotolo]

Gets 18 silver ones plus a pack of Teaberry gum.

*Puts in a silver coin*

[Carlee10]

Gets a solid gold toilet seat.

*Puts in Peso*

[Molten]

Gets water back. At least now you won't have to steal any.

*Puts in coin*

[Protronie]

^You get a bag of pork grinds.^

Doesn't have any coins... slips a Confederate dollar into the bill slot.:cool:

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Stome Wall Jackson bobble head doll :D

* Put is coinage

[Carlee10]

You get a 1950's jet black convertable with rag top.
*Puts in Coin*

[Taylor]

You get a chicken enchilada con pollo

*puts in a coin*

[Molten]

Gets to wait for 2 hours for someone to respond. Also gets a license plate.

*Puts in coin*

[Graham Donaldson]

Gets a DVD advance copy of Indiana Jones. Opens the case, and finds a giant scratch all the way across the disk, rendering it unreadable.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a $50 Itunes card. Buy up!

*Puts in gold dubloon*

[Joe G.]

Machine jams, and you get a gold dubloon in quarters when you press return change.

Puts in 100 dollar bill

[Protronie]

You get 5 years in federal prison for printing your own $100 dollar bills. :eek:

Puts in coins...

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a nut to go with your wrench

* puts in a Turkish Lira (value = 4,000,000 Liras to 1 US dollar)

[Graham Donaldson]

The machine overloads trying to tell you you need 3,999,999 more Liras.

*PIC*

[iRock]

You get a bag of cheetos that has been opened and eaten out of by a small monkey. The monkey is still attacted to the bag so you get to keep it!! yay!

*Puts in coin*

[Molten]

You get a pet rock.

*Puts in coin*

[DonRotolo]

Gets small sack of Purina Monkey Chow (http://lllreptile.com/store/catalog/reptile-supplies/canned-food-and-diets/-/purina-lab-monkey-chow-25-pounds/).

*Puts in coin*


.
(Do NOT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI) click here)

[Protronie]

You get a gold plated PL-259 connector. :D

-p :cool:

KBTB-9239
USS-3644
Tri Co. #59

Puts in coin

[Carlee10]

You get a map that shows you where in the world Waldo is.

*Puts in penny from the Civil War*

[Milaki]

You get back 1 tiger that is trained to say chomp

*Puts in 1 Croatian Kuna (value=4.66 Kunas to 1 US dollar)*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a FIRST Safety coin

* puts is 4,000,000 Turkish Lira

[Taylor]

You get an immense amount of self-satisfaction from a job well done.

Puts in cinco pesos

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a nickel.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a "get out of jail free card".

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get 24 rolls of duck tape and a roll of tickets.

*Puts in 2 Francs*

[riskkeeper205]

You get a paper bag with Jolly Ranchers in it. :)





*puts in a cell phone*

[Nibbles]

The phone comes out of the return change slot until you pay off the five thousand message overage charge.

*pic*

[James1902]

you get a copy of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

*Puts in Alterian doller*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a California Orange

* puts coin in slot

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a warthog.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get an eagle.(Not the bald kind, just an ordinary hairy eagle:yikes: .)

*Puts in coin*

[Taylor]

you get 600 ping pong balls


*Puts in Coin*

[The_Ravioli_Man]

you get 10 gallons of uranium and a uranium-able car because gas prices are to high and don't last long and one gallon of uranium will last up to 10 years, lol :D


*puts in coin*

[DonRotolo]

You get a lead suit to help protect you from the U238.

*PIC*

[tdlrali]

You get an advance copy of the cRIO controller - lucky you!

*puts in 1 euro*

[Molten]

you get a plush gorilla that says 'Made in Mexico'

*Puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get an Indiana Jones bobble head doll

* put is coinage

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a warthog remote-control plane.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a pi
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/potd_pi-pie.jpg

*Puts in Coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a plate of hot lasagna.

*Puts in 1 Lira*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a credit worth 1/4,000,000 of a dollar

* puts in last dime

[Protronie]

You get a book on money management.

"Puts in coin"

[Molten]

You get a tiny wrench. Will you use it?

*Puts in coin*

[RyanJK]

You get a tiny bolt that is 1/16th inch bigger than the wrench size! Gah!

*Puts in Coin*

[riskkeeper205]

You get a cake :)




*puts in a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a new pair of pants (now don't loose these :D )

*puts in coin

[Taylor]

You get a straightjacket and padded helmet

*PIQ*

[Molten]

You get a deck of cards.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a tub if vanilla icing. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............


*Puts in penny attahced to a string*

[Graham Donaldson]

The machine spits the penny back out at you for trying to cheat the system.

*PIC*

[Joe G.]

you get what you put in, a picture surrounded by stars.

Puts in credit card

[James1902]

you get debt..yay debt

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a pig.

*PIC*

[abaca3131]

gets ticket to new newest NIN tour...in Russia

*puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a delicious Tune Casserole

*put is a plugged nickel

[Molten]

You get a spell checker that works.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a chesseburger.

*Puts in silver dolllar*

[DonRotolo]

You get a three dolllar billl*

*PIC*


*Payable upon receipt...

.

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a GPS, just so you now don't have to read maps.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a very used map of Rhode Island

*PIC

[Taylor]

You get fiiiiive goooldeeen riiiiiiiiiiiiiiings


*pic*

[Kersten]

you get four calling birds.

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

You, of course, get three french hens.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get an instruction manual for the previously mentioned GPS. Unfortunately, it is all in Swahili.

*Puts in coin*

[EricH]

You get a Swahili-to-English dictionary.

*Inserts dirty penny*

[James1902]

You get a coin polishing kit. Unfortunatly that was your last coin so you don't get to practice.:p

*PIC*

[Mike Schreiber]

You explode (hence the team name)

*Inserts a dollar bill*

[Carlee10]

You get two turtle doves(I had to continue it)

*Puts in silver penny*

[DonRotolo]

You get ... a chicken in a palm treeeee... (Isn't that how it goes??)

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a new songbook.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get an O.S. Surpass .90 for your plane.

* puts in a Canadian dollar

[Taylor]

You get a tune for your loony

*puts in $30 aussie*

[Molten]

You get junk-mail.

*Puts in coin*

[basicxman]

you get one of Apu's babies from the simpsons :D

*PIC

[Mike Schreiber]

you get attacked by a hand coming out of the vending machine...

*Puts in 17 cents*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get an odd number of 1/4-20 bolts (different lengths)

*puts in a Silver Dollar

[Taylor]

You get an even number of fender washers (or "warshers" as we say in Indiana)


*puts in buffalo nickel*

[redtide]

gets a random peice of wood


Puts in a washer tied to a string

[Molten]

The machine cuts the string and you get nothing for your efforts.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a cup of apple juice.

*Puts in 100 marks*

[DonRotolo]

You get 39.27 Euro, after 5 Euro deduction for processing.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a Pi

*puts in a Wooden Nickel

[Taylor]

You get a Appl

*pic*

[redtide]

you get the washer that Put in a while ago

PIC

[Molten]

You get a hawks claw.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a whole hawk.

*Puts in 1 Franc*

[DonRotolo]

You get a french hen. Or 3.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

Machine sees your a repeat custmer and gives you a fork for your Pi :D

*insert a $1 monopoly bill

[Kersten]

You get a paper airplane kit.

*PIC*

[Graham Donaldson]

You get a model rocket kit.

*PIC*

[James1902]

You get the warm fuzzy feeling of acomplishment and the satisfaction of a job well done

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a drum.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

Yuo get a mallet.
*Put in Euro*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a bottle of water so you don't have to steal :D

*puts in a $2 bill

[Taylor]

you get an ice cube tray


*pic*

[James1902]

You get an emoticon:eek: :cool: :eek:

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a fake ID.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get arrested.
*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a new cell mate. I told you that you shouldn't be stealing water.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get one phone call. Choose wisely.

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get a raccoon avatar, to go more with your username.

*Puts in a two-headed nickel*

[acdcfan259]

Gets a punch to the jaw for cheating.

*puts in a coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a single glove. Unfortunately it's for your left hand :D

*puts a coin in the slot

[egoamopunkrock4]

you get a llama

*puts in a coin*

[Molten]

You get a random CD.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a System of a Down cd.
*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

The vending machine system goes down. (Call for repair)(while 1==1)

(after repair)*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a pinch in the side, so you can snap out of it.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get some raw meat for your tiger.

*Puts in coin*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a whip

*puts in a penny

[Taylor]

You get an avatar that's easier to read

*pic*

[Molten]

You get something that nobody knows what it is or what it does. Good luck figuring it out.
http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/omakase/photo/sibori1.jpg

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a guide to nautical sea creatures (that's kind of what it looks like to me.)

*PIC*

[James1902]

You get a nautical sea creature...a giant squid:ahh:

*PIC*

[Bryan Herbst]

*Gets an exploding pig*


*Puts coin in dollar bill slot*

[Wayne Doenges]

Machine siezes up and falls on you :ahh:

*puts in a Susan B. Anthony dollar coin

[Molten]

You get Tanis.

*Puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get jaundice.

*PIC*

[DonRotolo]

You get a week's worth of Bilirubin tests.

*PIC*

[EricH]

You get banana cream all over your face from the pie that comes out...

*PIC*

[Protronie]

You get a funny looking brown hat.

Swipes debitcard :cool:

[jimbot]

You get a Choo-Choo train (Choo-Choo!!!)

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a miniature FIRST robot

*puts in a dime

[Molten]

You get the keys to a warthog. Now if you only had the plane.

[Carlee10]

I put in a coin(cause Molten didn't).

You get a faceful of victory pie!!!!!
*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a baby tiger (feed it well)

*puts in a quarter, a dime and a penny

[Molten]

You get a Snickers bar. Enjoy your Feast.

*Puts in coin*

[acdcfan259]

Gets slimed

*puts in coin*

[Carlee10]

You get a baby.
*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a T-Bone Steak for your new tiger cub :D

* puts in a $3 bill

[EricH]

* puts in a $3 bill You get BUSTED by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a cute little golden baby pig.

*PIC*

[acdcfan259]

You get BANNED for posting in the game threads sooooo much

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get faceful of water for banning me in the wrong thread(I don't post that much!)

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a mop to clean up all the water.

*puts in a Coin

[Molten]

You get fuel for the jet.

*PIC*

[Carlee10]

You get a theme song.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get a pair of Team 1501 wings :D

*puts a coin in the slot

[Carlee10]

You get a Hungry Hungry Hippos handheld game.

*PIC*

[Molten]

You get a break.of a kitkat bar.

*Puts in coin*

[EricH]

You get a blacksmith's shop.

*PIC*

[Wayne Doenges]

You get something you can really use

*puts in a quarter