CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #193

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 102
GaryVoshol 101
JaneYoung 95
EddieMcD 92
Wayne Doenges 92
boiler 88
KathieK 78
Al Skierkiewicz 74
EricS-Team180 62
EricH 60
Don Rotolo 56
kramarczyk 53
Rich Wong 50
skimoose 49
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
BlondeNerd 29
Barry Bonzack 23
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
joshsmithers 12
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Diriye 10
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Danielle H 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
taylort 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rick TYler 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30365

In an attempt at normalcy, the deadline returns to Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[kramarczyk]

Training Camp for IRI's Human Overdrive

[EricH]

Neither M.A.R.S. nor Swampthing grows their freshmen...

They race them!

[Derek Smith]

Both: We're training to become dung beetles!

[joshsmithers]

Television(out of picture): Hi, I'm Richard Simmons, and welcome to my new program: "The Simmons Disco Sweat Workout: Trackball edition." Are you ready to begin?

Boys: YEAH!

Simmons: Great! Lets start off with the "hurdle" maneuver. This excercise requires two balls and a group of three partners. You will take turns hurdling the balls high into the air, while the third partner runs in circles. Are you ready to get your groove on?

Boys: YEAH!

<"(Shake, shake, shake) Shake your Booty" comes on.>
Simmons: Great! Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. OOOOOHHH, i can feel it burn. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. You're doing great, keep it up!

Boys: We need to get them to play this at Nats.

[Travis Hoffman]

Dean Simmons and the Kamens' newest roadies prepare the props for the band's next reinvented AC/DC stage performance - "Big [Track]Balls". As you can see, they do indeed have the biggest trackballs of them all.

Ozzy, B. Slash - OK, now I expect to hear this at IRI. Need a lyricist? :D

[GaryVoshol]

"How much do you love your Trackball?"

"I love my Trackball T..H..I..S much!"

[DonRotolo]

...and you thought we recruited new members? We just clone hatch them. Bwah waah waaaah....

Just couldn't wait for another chance to recycle that line...:D

Don

[Taylor]

You think these kids are small? Those are poof balls.

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see a good example of F=GMm/(d^2) (aka Force of Gravity)
The two massive Trackballs have captured these two small kids. They will remain stuck to the Trackbals until a greater force removes them (aka Parents)

[EddieMcD]

"::sigh:: Never a jumbo-sized hamster around when you need one..."

[JaneYoung]

This is how we roll!

[Diriye]

Children should never be allowed to play with balls that big.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

You think these kids are small? Those are poof balls.

Second place goes to:

Television(out of picture): Hi, I'm Richard Simmons, and welcome to my new program: "The Simmons Disco Sweat Workout: Trackball edition." Are you ready to begin?

Boys: YEAH!

Simmons: Great! Lets start off with the "hurdle" maneuver. This excercise requires two balls and a group of three partners. You will take turns hurdling the balls high into the air, while the third partner runs in circles. Are you ready to get your groove on?

Boys: YEAH!

<"(Shake, shake, shake) Shake your Booty" comes on.>
Simmons: Great! Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. OOOOOHHH, i can feel it burn. Pick up, move it, throw, and cha cha cha. You're doing great, keep it up!

Boys: We need to get them to play this at Nats.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Don Rotolo
2) Wayne Doenges
3) GaryVoshol
4) Travis Hoffman
5) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to...

Both: We're training to become dung beetles!

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 104
GaryVoshol 103
boiler 98
JaneYoung 97
Wayne Doenges 94
EddieMcD 93
KathieK 78
Al Skierkiewicz 74
EricS-Team180 62
EricH 61
Don Rotolo 58
kramarczyk 54
Rich Wong 50
skimoose 49
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
BlondeNerd 29
Barry Bonzack 23
joshsmithers 17
InfernoX14 17
raymaniac 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Jay H 237 13
Tottanka 12
Diriye 11
Schnabel 11
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Danielle H 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
taylort 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Otaku 3
Derek Smith 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Rick TYler 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


Onward!