CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #196

[Billfred]

Still Monday!

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 110
GaryVoshol 107
EddieMcD 105
boiler 101
JaneYoung 101
Wayne Doenges 97
KathieK 83
Al Skierkiewicz 76
EricH 73
EricS-Team180 65
Don Rotolo 64
kramarczyk 57
Rich Wong 54
skimoose 49
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
BlondeNerd 29
Barry Bonzack 23
raymaniac 20
joshsmithers 17
InfernoX14 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 13
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Rick TYler 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Danielle H 7
Alexa Stott 6
Andy Baker 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31248

As always, the deadline is kinda sorta Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

[KathieK]

Blair: Hey Mark, I got an idea! Let's do the limbo!
Mark: Why don't you do the limbo, Blair, and I'll just watch, OK?

[Andy Baker]

Mark: pssst... Blair, have you seen my case of Red Bull?

[Travis Hoffman]

Blair: "Mark, I did the math.....and I'm sorry, dude, but OPR's still can't beat good old-fashioned scouting."

[kramarczyk]

<npoe>Why am I even bothering to follow Travis.</npoe>

Mark: Wouldn't it be terrible to get stranded at a regional... especially here!
Blair: That's why I already picked the boarding passes for my Aloha flight. I hate having to fight crowds to get them.

[JaneYoung]

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!

[Akash Rastogi]

Blair thinking to self: "Man...don't I look good. That's right, give it up for me."
Mark thinking: "Man he looks good in those roller blades.....why can't I have roller blades?"

[EricH]

Blair: Hey, Mark...can I get some blue hair dye from you?
Mark: Now, Blair, you need to coordinate your hair with your shirt. Don't you see that?
Blair: Can you do the flowers for me, then?
Mark: Sure. Let me do the math first...

[Wayne Doenges]

Mark: "Where did you get the Lei?"
Blair: "I got it from a pretty Hawaiian girl when I got off of the plane."
Mark: "All I got was a stale bag of peanuts."
Blair: "What can I say, they like me better."

[GaryVoshol]

Blair: "Mark, we're in Hawaii. What are we doing inside? I say if no robots show up in 2 minutes, we hit the beach."

[Dan Petrovic]

Mark: It was you!
Blair: Me?
Mark: Yes you!
Blair: Couldn't be!
Both: Who stole the trackball from the overpass?!

[Barry Bonzack]

You do realize you look ridiculous.

I'll let you decide which one said that

[BlondeNerd]

Mark: Don't you notice anything different?

Blair: Um, I don't know. New shoes?

[raymaniac]

Mark: Why is no one here?
Blair: I have no idea
Mark: And do you have absolutely no idea why I'm hearing reports of robots on the beach?
Blair: Absolutely none
Mark: Do you have any idea why they say someone in roller blades and a Hawiian shirt told them the regional moved to the beach?
Blair: Ummm...I think Dave might have some roller blades
Mark: But that's not important, we need to get to the beach with them!

[skimoose]

Mark: This was suppose to be MY event.

Blair: Since when? You couldn't even dress for the occasion.

Mark: We'll settle this in Atlanta!

Looks like it's going to be a throwdown on Einstein. :p

[DonRotolo]

Mark: You're only on rollerblades so you can look taller than me!
Blair: (shrugs) So sue me!
Sue P.: (Just off frame, in Hawaiian shirt) Huh?

Don

Maybe it shoulda been "Huh? Why... eeeee..."

[Travis Hoffman]

Mark: You mean we have to leave Paradise? So soon?
Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

Together: ATLANTA!!


[not an entry]

Random thoughts crossing my mind upon reading Jane's post:

Blair: What could be better than Paradise?

(So I googled the song "Almost Paradise (http://www.rhapsody.com/goto?rcid=tra.2866999&variant=play)" and found out quickly that Mike Reno was also the lead singer of the band Loverboy. Which, of course, leads one to think of a particular song.......)

Together: Workin for the Weekend (http://www.rhapsody.com/goto?rcid=tra.2866992&variant=play), in Atlanta!!!

Cue the music.

Mark and Blair immediately begin an impromptu MC Battle, channeling Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley from classic SNL skits of yore....

It goes downhill from there. :p

[/Not An Entry]

[Rick TYler]

Blair: I did do the math, and my hair is still brown! I don't know, I just don't know...

EDITED: I hereby certify that this was NOT inspired by post #4.

[Taylor]

Mark: Can I borrow the skates? I'm practically wearing a helmet.

[Rich Wong]

Blair whispers,” Mark, Just check me out, this is how “Mr. Hawaii” should look.
Getting a blue shirt and blue hair then calling yourself “Mr. Blue Hawaii” just don't cut it.”

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"

[kramarczyk]

[also not an entry]Workin for the Weekend (http://www.rhapsody.com/goto?rcid=tra.2866992&variant=play), in Atlanta!!!


DSATKB???

[Travis Hoffman]

[also not an entry]

DSATKB???

I think they'd need a keyboardist before they could do that one. I asked them to do some Journey once.....Ozzy's response wasn't pretty. :p

[EddieMcD]

Blair: "Sir Blue Hair, when I told you to bring me a shrubbery, I didn't mean one of these flowery things. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
Mark: "Well geez, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
Mark leaves just as the three red alliance robots show up.

[EricS-Team180]

Mark: "I'm BLUE, da boo dee da boo die...da boo...
Blair: OK...I can roller disco to that.

[Billfred]

Hey, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Mark: Wouldn't it be terrible to get stranded at a regional... especially here!
Blair: That's why I already picked the boarding passes for my Aloha flight. I hate having to fight crowds to get them.Second place goes to:

Mark: "I'm BLUE, da boo dee da boo die...da boo...
Blair: OK...I can roller disco to that.Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andy Baker
2) EddieMcD
3) Travis Hoffman
4) boiler
5) Barry Bonzack
6) JaneYoung
7) BlondeNerd
8) GaryVoshol
9) Rick TYler

And the freezer burn award goes to:

"Say Mark, I have this great idea. Why don't we send you to the south pole and you can announce from there?"
"Why would I agree to do that? I am here in beautiful Hawaii. I am enjoying the tropical breezes, the sun, the surf and the great Hawaiian hospitality."
"Well, I thought to myself, you are already all blue so down at the pole you'll just blend in with everyone else that is cold down there!"
"Blair, just stick to announcing!"Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 112
GaryVoshol 109
EddieMcD 107
boiler 103
JaneYoung 103
Wayne Doenges 98
KathieK 84
Al Skierkiewicz 79
EricH 74
EricS-Team180 70
kramarczyk 67
Don Rotolo 65
Rich Wong 55
skimoose 50
BlondeNerd 31
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
rocketperson44 29
Barry Bonzack 25
raymaniac 21
InfernoX14 18
joshsmithers 17
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 13
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
dlavery 10
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Rick TYler 9
Andy Baker 8
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
Cynette 7
Danielle H 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
wpdrummer 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
Bharat Nain 3
Elgin Clock 3
Michelle Celio 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
Joe Matt 2
KTorak 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Ogre 2
robotcanuck1676 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
BandChick 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Dorienne 1
Goober!!! 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1
lilstogi11 1


Onward!

[Rick TYler]

Hah! I have more points than Andy Baker! What do I get?