CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #201

[Billfred]

Man, home again? Someone better call the feds.

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 122
JaneYoung 119
EddieMcD 116
GaryVoshol 116
boiler 111
Wayne Doenges 102
KathieK 98
Al Skierkiewicz 81
kramarczyk 80
EricH 78
Don Rotolo 75
EricS-Team180 73
Rich Wong 59
skimoose 51
BlondeNerd 33
rocketperson44 31
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 22
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Andy Baker 8
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
Michelle Celio 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
Lil' Lavery 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
lilstogi11 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
jmb226 1
KelliV 1
lingomaniac88 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29670

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Why can't I ever find the "export to reality" button? Oh, well, I'll just relax while waiting for the freshmen to build the part instead.

[Rick TYler]

The young designer carefully follows all safety rules while using cards to generate random number seeds for the 3D driving simulator.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "This proves my theory. If you are totally alone, and you start playing Solitaire, someone will pop up and tell you how to play a card."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Here is one of the pictures you rarely will see. A lone inventor trying a new idea seconds before he realizes that no one in the world will spend good money for a 3D solitare game.

[Taylor]

"Don't worry, fella. Kickoff is only 250 days away!"

[GaryVoshol]

Why do I have safety goggles on? They're necessary in case the magnetic field induced by that coil of power supply wire starts causing small ferrous objects to start flying about the room. See how it's already reversed the image on the CRT?

[DonRotolo]

During the final 'reality-check' and debugging phases of the card manipulator design, flying cards became a real hazard.

[JaneYoung]

You think this is bad?
Nah, you should have seen what I wore every time I read one of Dave's latest clues.
I was totally fool proof.

[JMB226]

Anybody can read a manual and understand how the basics of AutoDesk Inventor; Winning a game of Solitare is where the REAL skill lies.

[EddieMcD]

"It could be worse. Earlier, he was trying to make a LOLFIRST website..."

[Michelle Celio]

Moments before...

Safe Man: "Dude why is everything BACKWARDS"

Off-shot Man: "Here put these reversal glasses on"

Safe Man: "Hooray! Now I can play solitaire =] "

<npoe>
Am I the only one who realized that the Solitaire window and the task bar are indeed opposite from what they should be? But the modeling program is correct.
or
That the modeling program is backwards and the solitaire window and task bar are correct
</npoe>

[Joe G.]

Now we know how 176 got their name.

[Travis Hoffman]

Solitaire-y Confinement, restricted from working on the robot due to some bonehead mistake with a Sawzall - the darkest punishment a build team student could ever receive.

[kramarczyk]

OSHA visits local school during build season. The practices shown while using the computer demonstrate that it truly is Safety FIRST for this robotics team. See our special report on the chain mail uniforms worn by machine operators at 11.

[Rich Wong]

"Dude watch, I swear it.
If you win in this new Vista Solitaire game the cards actual fly out at you.
Why do you think I’m wearing these safety glasses?"

[Billfred]

Alright, before it's my bedtime.

First place goes to:

"Dude watch, I swear it.
If you win in this new Vista Solitaire game the cards actual fly out at you.
Why do you think I’m wearing these safety glasses?"
(insert Mac snipe here ;))

Second place goes to:

Why can't I ever find the "export to reality" button? Oh, well, I'll just relax while waiting for the freshmen to build the part instead.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Travis Hoffman
2) Wayne Doenges
3) boiler
4) kramarczyk
5) Don Rotolo
6) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to...

Here is one of the pictures you rarely will see. A lone inventor trying a new idea seconds before he realizes that no one in the world will spend good money for a 3D solitare game.

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 124
JaneYoung 121
EddieMcD 117
GaryVoshol 117
boiler 113
Wayne Doenges 104
KathieK 98
Al Skierkiewicz 84
EricH 83
kramarczyk 82
Don Rotolo 77
EricS-Team180 73
Rich Wong 69
skimoose 51
BlondeNerd 33
rocketperson44 32
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 22
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Andy Baker 8
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
Lil' Lavery 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
lilstogi11 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
1902_Battery_SGT 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
jmb226 1
JMB226 1
KelliV 1
lingomaniac88 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1


Onward!