CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #203

[Billfred]

This one might be a little tuff.

Here are the scores:

Travis Hoffman 125
JaneYoung 123
EddieMcD 119
GaryVoshol 119
boiler 114
Wayne Doenges 106
KathieK 100
kramarczyk 85
EricH 85
Al Skierkiewicz 84
Don Rotolo 82
EricS-Team180 74
Rich Wong 69
skimoose 51
BlondeNerd 33
rocketperson44 32
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 24
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
Andy Baker 18
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Cynette 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
Lil' Lavery 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
lilstogi11 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
1902_Battery_SGT 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
jmb226 1
JMB226 1
KelliV 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
Water Bandit23 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27793

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[GaryVoshol]

Go to broadcasting school, they told me. Get a career in radio or television, they told me. Electronic journalism is the future, they told me. They never mentioned ending up as a #%(&# walking soup commercial.

[JaneYoung]

This whole soup theme has really mushroomed, hasn't it?
No way to can it now.

Yup, when you're hot, you're hot.

[Carlee10]

(music playing) "Possibilities....."

[DonRotolo]

(Singing)
"I may be really beefy,
but I'm no chicken,
let's soup up the game,
'cause the clock is still tickin'..."

.

[KathieK]

Jeff, singing, "Mmm, good.
Mmm, good,
That's what FIRST events are,
mmm, good!"

[skimoose]

Jeff taunts "Hey Red Alliance kiss my can!" :p

[EricH]

Now presenting: Soup-er Mentor! He CAN do anything!

Well, except fix a robot.

[Wayne Doenges]

Coming to a regional near you...Canned MC

[EricS-Team180]

...living in the moment, Jeff shows everyone his can-do spirit!

[Cynette]

What's Red and White and plaid all over? Its the CanMan doing the CanCan!

[Taylor]

Although Jeff thought he was doing a good job, it wasn't long before he was canned.

[Rick TYler]

[obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

No soup for you!

[/obscure Central Asian or Middle-Eastern accent]

[Travis Hoffman]

Time to CAN the puns!

Disney's "Honey, I Shrunk the MC" was never the hit movie its producers envisioned once Karthik backed out of the venture, having refused to don the swizzle stick costume. Looking at poor Jeff here, I can't blame KK for getting out with his dignity intact....

[Karibou]

I got the Can right here
It makes me look quite queer
But here's a guy that says that the winners are clear
CAN do, CAN do, this guy says the bot CAN do
If he says the bot CAN do, CAN do, CAN do.

For 203 I'll cheer
I hear their game's all right
Of course it all depends if they play it right

Likes plaid, likes plaid, this shirt means the guy likes plaid
If that means the guy likes plaid, likes plaid
Likes plaid

I tell you I see here
6 teams that we should fear
From a spectator; that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the bots can do.
If he says the bots CAN do - CAN do - CAN do.

(This was originally from the Fugue fro Tinhorns, from the musical Guys and Dolls. Here (http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/g/guysanddollslyrics/fuguefortinhornslyrics.html) for the original lyrics

[EddieMcD]

"Unfortunately, 293's autonomous mode mistook Jeff for the rack. I'm pretty certain it wasn't tomato soup that poured out, either."

[kramarczyk]

Help, I'm being chased by a giant spoon. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Protronie]

Does anyone have a can opener?

-p :cool:

[crafty]

[singing]
Soup! There it is!
Soup! There it is!

[Billfred]

CD came back online after my bedtime on Sunday, and I wasn't quite awake enough this morning to do the honors. Besides, I figured it was only fair to give folks a hair more time. (Yeah, that's my excuse...)

First place goes to:

"Unfortunately, 293's autonomous mode mistook Jeff for the rack. I'm pretty certain it wasn't tomato soup that poured out, either."

Second place goes to:

...living in the moment, Jeff shows everyone his can-do spirit!

Honorable mentions go to...

1) JaneYoung
2) skimoose
3) EricH
4) Cynette
5) boiler
6) Travis Hoffman
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to...

Does anyone have a can opener?

Which means the scores are...

EddieMcD 129
Travis Hoffman 127
JaneYoung 125
GaryVoshol 121
boiler 116
Wayne Doenges 107
KathieK 101
EricH 87
kramarczyk 86
Al Skierkiewicz 84
Don Rotolo 83
EricS-Team180 79
Rich Wong 69
skimoose 53
BlondeNerd 33
rocketperson44 32
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 25
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
Andy Baker 18
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Cynette 9
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
Lil' Lavery 4
"Big Mike" 4
Rich Kressly 4
Bcahn836 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
Protronie 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
lilstogi11 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
1902_Battery_SGT 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
Water Bandit23 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
jmb226 1
JMB226 1
KelliV 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
whlspacedude 1
crafty 1
Karibou 1


Onward!