CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #207

[Billfred]

With only two more contests before the annual clearing of scores, your entries will have to be particularly well-crafted.

Here are the scores:

EddieMcD 136
Travis Hoffman 134
JaneYoung 130
GaryVoshol 127
boiler 121
Wayne Doenges 120
KathieK 113
Don Rotolo 95
kramarczyk 93
EricH 91
Al Skierkiewicz 85
EricS-Team180 81
Rich Wong 71
skimoose 54
rocketperson44 33
BlondeNerd 33
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 25
raymaniac 21
dlavery 20
joshsmithers 19
Andy Baker 18
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Rich Kressly 14
Tottanka 12
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Lil' Lavery 9
Cynette 9
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
"Big Mike" 4
Bcahn836 4
Karibou 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
Protronie 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
lilstogi11 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
1902_Battery_SGT 2
acdcfan259 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
jmb226 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
Water Bandit23 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
crafty 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Kyle Love 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
tim_reiher 1
whlspacedude 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28561
(Whichever way you lean politically, keep this one civil. I don't need black vans pulling up at work.)

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern, unless I ditch the caption contest to go see WALL-E. ;)

Go!

[Taylor]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[Akash Rastogi]

"This is proof that our children is learning..hehehe" :p

in reference to this (http://nycpublicschoolparents.blogspot.com/2007/04/our-children-is-learning.html)

lmao, the past years have at least brought comic relief to the nation.:D

[JaneYoung]

Some students grow up and want to be President.
Some Presidents grow up and want to be MOE.

Either way, today's a great day for a drive at the White House.

[dlavery]

... and if I push this lever here, will it steerificate the robot?

[EricH]

If Bush can handle Congress, MOE shouldn't be a problem, riiight?:D

[Lil' Lavery]

What does this big red button do?

[GaryVoshol]

So that's why Dad said, "It's like WWF, but for smart people."

[Andy Baker]

No, son, I don't need the left joystick.

[Carlee10]

"Ohhhhh, inner tubes! Laura, where's my floaties? We're goin swimmin with the robot!!!!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."

[Ken Patton]

Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....

[KathieK]

Well this sure beats playin' Pac Man, don't it?

[kramarczyk]

President Bush: So I just... Whoops! Sorry about that Dean. You probably shouldn't stand so close to the rack. Look at it this way, at least now you've got something to discuss the next time you go hunting with the Vice-President.

[DonRotolo]

US President George W. Bush practices for the WWF.

(Something to fall back on, just in case this President thing doesn't pan out)

Don

[Wayne Doenges]

Dean Kamen wakes up in the hospital. The doctor asks him what was the last thing he remembered. Dean says "Let's let the President drive."

[Karibou]

MOE Student: *stares at medal, then at President* "If only he was wearing a red tie...then he could be FIRST-image-compliant"
Other Moe Student: "Or he could wear a neon-green suit, tie, and shirt and be MOE-image-compliant..."

[EddieMcD]

"Cheney had one just like this. Except, instead of controlling one robot, it controlled half of congress."

[EricS-Team180]

...hey guys! When Dad isn't looking, let's hang a ringer on Jeb! HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I'm coming. ;)

First place goes to:

President Bush: So I just... Whoops! Sorry about that Dean. You probably shouldn't stand so close to the rack. Look at it this way, at least now you've got something to discuss the next time you go hunting with the Vice-President.

Second place goes to:

Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:

"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."

Snap to the present:

While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...

Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."

Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....

Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"

MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"

Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) dlavery
3) Andy Baker
4) GaryVoshol
5) EddieMcD
6) EricS-Team180
7) Lil' Lavery
8) EricH

And the burn award goes to...


Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....

Which means the scores are...

Travis Hoffman 139
EddieMcD 138
JaneYoung 132
GaryVoshol 129
boiler 122
Wayne Doenges 121
KathieK 114
kramarczyk 103
Don Rotolo 96
EricH 93
Al Skierkiewicz 85
EricS-Team180 83
Rich Wong 71
skimoose 54
rocketperson44 33
BlondeNerd 33
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 25
dlavery 22
raymaniac 21
Andy Baker 20
joshsmithers 19
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Rich Kressly 14
Tottanka 12
Lil' Lavery 11
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Cynette 9
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Karibou 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
"Big Mike" 4
Bcahn836 4
lilstogi11 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
Protronie 3
Ken Patton 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
Water Bandit23 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
1902_Battery_SGT 2
acdcfan259 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
jmb226 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
crafty 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Kyle Love 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
tim_reiher 1
whlspacedude 1


Onward!