CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #215

[Billfred]

Here goes!

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=762203&postcount=23):

Don Rotolo 22
EricH 21
rocketperson44 19
Travis Hoffman 18
kramarczyk 16
InfernoX14 16
acdcfan259 15
boiler 12
FoXy92 11
Wayne Doenges 10
GaryVoshol 9
KathieK 8
JaneYoung 8
Karibou 8
Lions for First 8
Rich Wong 7
Al Skierkiewicz 6
EricS-Team180 5
lingomaniac88 5
SlaminSwimster 4
Greg Needel 3
tim_reiher 3
"Big Mike" 3
BlondeNerd 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Water Bandit23 2


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28535

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Schnabel]

Guy pushing robot: "I can't believe they took the robot completely apart to check for bombs."

[Lions for First]

thats not the first time a lot of green has left the white house this year

[BlondeNerd]

For the first time, a write-in candidate has won the presidential election.

Also, for the first time, a robot has won the presidential election.
Moezilla 2008!

[lingomaniac88]

"I'm just glad we got the robot out of there before Cheney mistook it for a quail."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"They told me the president has already seen enough robots for today. They suggested I take it over to the Brazilians or the Canadians or the New Zealanders?!?! OK, I can understand Brazil, the Canadians maybe, but New Zealand? Do they know something I don't?"

[GaryVoshol]

Guard closing gate: "Don't you EVER again bring in something that the President could use to smash one of our chandeliers!"

[KathieK]

"So, how'd it go?"

"Not great. As soon as we got the robot off the cart, he jumped on the cart, grabbed the handle and demanded to know where the ON switch was... and then he exclaimed something about this version of the Segway wasn't any better than the one he rode previously (http://www.bikexprt.com/witness/product/bushfalls.htm), and had us escorted out through the back door!"

[Elgin Clock]

Upon finding out Moezilla was in fact NOT the Roomba they had ordered to clean the carpets of the Oval Office, they immediately fired Moezilla, & had it escorted out the back gate.

[Wayne Doenges]

CNN announcer: "We are standing outside the White House during the annual Garage Sale. Here we see another happy customer. He sems to have bought a MOE (Monitor of Earth) satellite. The last estimate of this unit was 1.5 billion dollars. We hear he got it for $125.00"

[NPOE] I would rather go hunting with Cheney than go driving with Kennedy [NPOE]

[ATannahill]

Well, we might not win president's circle again but at least transportation home is free.

[Taylor]

"Man, it's a long walk back to Delaware. Might as well get started."

[DonRotolo]

A Soviet spy photo of the USA's new classified secret weapon against dumb.

Too bad it didn't work up there...

Don

[Karibou]

Guy pushing the bot: "Ahh, I'm so glad that my shopping is done. Let's see, I've got the Victor 884s; the 12V batter; a dozen PWM cables; a big, shiny power breaker; several pounds of metal, cut to fit; a few motors; pool noodles; bright green fabric; a couple hundred fasteners of varying sizes...geez, it looks like I could build a robot with all this stuff. Oh, right..."

[MoeMom]

Philosphical "All who wander are not lost"

or lyrical " They're taking the robots to Isengard!"

With apologies to www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits

[EricH]

This is what happens when robots put tubes on the President: "GO MOE! Get out of here!"

[JaneYoung]

Mission accomplished - leaving the grass a little greener on the other side.

[acdcfan259]

Gate slams behind him.

"That's the last time you're coming here."

"Oh come on... he'll be fine. I mean you should of seen what happened to our programmer."

[Travis Hoffman]

The President showed no interest in MOE's robot once he found out it didn't run on $5.00 a gallon premium gasoline. Here we see the CEO of Texas' biggest oil company happily punting Moezilla to the curb at his benefactor's request.

"I reckon we don't need any more dang gumb' "green" machines 'round these here parts. Thar ain't no "green", only "black" - Black Gold, Texas Tea.......Yeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ! Now it's time to go order me up another one of them there diamond-encrusted solid gold toothbrushes.....

[Joe G.]

Guy with cart: You might want to replace that fence with 80/20. See how on the cart I can mount things anywhere on it without drilling holes?

Secret service agent: Does it have to come in that color?

[EricS-Team180]

M.O.E> now that I have left nano-MOE spawn in the oval office, soon it will no longer be MOE of Team 365, but 365 days of MOE - world dominator! muahahahahahahahaha!


Guy pushing M.O.E> Hey. Is the robot still on?

[Billfred]

The President showed no interest in MOE's robot once he found out it didn't run on $5.00 a gallon premium gasoline.
Aaaaactually, gas around here back in the day was in the low twos. On the drive home, I noticed a gas station sitting at a relatively low (compared to five bucks a gallon) $3.25. :P

And now that people in most parts of the country hate me, first place goes to:

"They told me the president has already seen enough robots for today. They suggested I take it over to the Brazilians or the Canadians or the New Zealanders?!?! OK, I can understand Brazil, the Canadians maybe, but New Zealand? Do they know something I don't?"

Second place goes to:


Guard closing gate: "Don't you EVER again bring in something that the President could use to smash one of our chandeliers!"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Schnabel
2) JaneYoung
3) rocketperson44
4) EricS-Team180
5) Lions for First
6) KathieK
7) rtfgnow
8) Don Rotolo
9) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:


This is what happens when robots put tubes on the President: "GO MOE! Get out of here!"

Which means the scores are:

Don Rotolo 24
EricH 24
rocketperson44 21
Travis Hoffman 19
Al Skierkiewicz 16
kramarczyk 16
acdcfan259 16
InfernoX14 16
GaryVoshol 14
boiler 13
FoXy92 11
Wayne Doenges 11
KathieK 10
JaneYoung 10
Karibou 10
Lions for First 10
EricS-Team180 7
Rich Wong 7
lingomaniac88 6
SlaminSwimster 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
tim_reiher 3
"Big Mike" 3
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
rtfgnow 2
Schnabel 2
Water Bandit23 2
Elgin Clock 1
MoeMom 1


Onward!

[Travis Hoffman]

Aaaaactually, gas around here back in the day was in the low twos. On the drive home, I noticed a gas station sitting at a relatively low (compared to five bucks a gallon) $3.25. :P



Exaggeration for effect. At least relative to my area, where it has come down quite a bit, from ludicrous to merely ridiculous.

[random postulating] It'll go back up following the election. [/random postulating]

[Al Skierkiewicz]

[random postulating] It'll go back up following the election. [/random postulating]

I agree and will add that it will come down even further as we approach the Republican convention.