CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #216

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=762692&postcount=22):

Don Rotolo 24
EricH 24
rocketperson44 21
Travis Hoffman 19
Al Skierkiewicz 16
kramarczyk 16
acdcfan259 16
InfernoX14 16
GaryVoshol 14
boiler 13
FoXy92 11
Wayne Doenges 11
KathieK 10
JaneYoung 10
Karibou 10
Lions for First 10
EricS-Team180 7
Rich Wong 7
lingomaniac88 6
SlaminSwimster 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
tim_reiher 3
"Big Mike" 3
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
rtfgnow 2
Schnabel 2
Water Bandit23 2
Elgin Clock 1
MoeMom 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31600

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[tim_reiher]

No turtles were harmed in the making of this caption contest. However, we make no such guarantees for the sanity of a certain new england FIRST-er

[lingomaniac88]

When things go wrong on the Super Mario Bros. set:

Director: "CUT! You're supposed to jump on the Koopa Troopa BEFORE kicking it at the Goombas! Ugh... why did that Italian plumber have to take a vacation now?"

[Joe G.]

As Andy attacks the obvious hint, Karthik is hiding behind the photographer, subtly searching for any further, more subtle hints left by Dave. He finally found it, two vertical posts surrounding the globe cafe, ready for launch.

[EricH]

After losing, Andy "the hare" Grady takes it out on the tortoise. The next race, the hare didn't sleep, but the tortoise won again. From his hospital gurney, Andy vowed to build a robot to race for him the next time...

[Taylor]

VH1 Voice Dude: "After the break: How the tortoise really beat the hare. Next, on Inside the Fable"

[JaneYoung]

Tortoise: This is what happens when you lose by the hare on your chinny chinny chin.

Andy: If YOU would have just SLOWed down - it would have been a breeze.

Tortoise - Not when the name of the game is OVERDRIVE, dude. I am wedded to no myth, no legend. I have my own plane - er, plan. Win.

Andy: ok, ok - let's shellve this discussion 'til next season.

[SlaminSwimster]

Choreographer: -sigh- It's really not that hard. A simple hop, step, twirl, and leap onto the turtle.

[ATannahill]

andy cracks open the shell and finds inside the plans for the ultimate robot

[Carlee10]

Turtle: "Why are all these nerds staring at me, making faces, screaming, and abusing me??"

Andy G.: "Darn you Dave Lavery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[GaryVoshol]

"Slow and Slower", the sequel to "Dumb and Dumber" that (fortunately) never was made.

[DonRotolo]

Having seen one too many Harry Potter movies, Andy attempts to reanimate 131's 2008 robot "pokey" for one more offseason event using magic. Unfortunately, his aim was off, all he succeeded in doing was turning an innocent tourist into a monkey, seen in the background.

How Andy broke his foot.


Don

[Lions for First]

people in the backround trying to take a photo: why are these nerds ruining our vacation by kicking that poor turtle in all of our nice photos

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy: "Hey turtle, if you loose your shell are you naked or homeless?
Turtle: "Cold."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Honest Jess! This thing moved! As soon as you looked away it moved! There it did it again!

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy was definitely not a fan of the RC turtle Jess got him for his birthday. A marital retribution equivalent to a hundred thousand clipboard whacks soon followed.

[Andy Baker]

Move to the left... oh, too far. Move to the right, just a bit. There. Say "cheese" on 3: 1... 2....

ah!

Hey you with the "Hanson Brothers Fan Club" on the back of your shirt... get out of the way!!

[acdcfan259]

[Voice over Voice] In a world where turtles rule with an iron fist, one man fights back.[/Voice over Voice]

[Travis Hoffman]

[Voice over Voice] In a world where turtles rule with an iron fist, one man fights back.[/Voice over Voice]

Can turtles make fists? Other than the teenage mutant ninja variety, that is? :p

[Karibou]

Here, Andy Grady learns what many new runners often learn after their first race: taking longer steps does not increase your speed, taking quicker steps does.

Thus, he learns this the hard way. He is beaten by a turtle in a sad attempt to get to the game hint first.

I think that actually running Cross Country this year is affecting my brain. Now, I'm applying CC morals to robotics. Something is VERY wrong here...

[kramarczyk]

Here we find Andy getting even with the game hint after being sucked into the fabled, "slow and steady" approach for Overdrive.

[EricS-Team180]

commentator #1> ...really didn't think Bill Slowsky'd win this one!

commentator #2> well, he really showed he's made of iron! That's for sure!

[KathieK]

"Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it." ~Crush, Finding NEMO

[Billfred]

Alright, so the Labor Day weekend threw me off. :P

First place goes to:

When things go wrong on the Super Mario Bros. set:

Director: "CUT! You're supposed to jump on the Koopa Troopa BEFORE kicking it at the Goombas! Ugh... why did that Italian plumber have to take a vacation now?"

Second place goes to:

Tortoise: This is what happens when you lose by the hare on your chinny chinny chin.

Andy: If YOU would have just SLOWed down - it would have been a breeze.

Tortoise - Not when the name of the game is OVERDRIVE, dude. I am wedded to no myth, no legend. I have my own plane - er, plan. Win.

Andy: ok, ok - let's shellve this discussion 'til next season.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) KathieK
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) Don Rotolo
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Travis Hoffman
8) Andy Baker
9) SlaminSwimster

And the burn award goes to:

Turtle: "Why are all these nerds staring at me, making faces, screaming, and abusing me??"

Andy G.: "Darn you Dave Lavery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Which means the scores are...

Don Rotolo 26
EricH 26
rocketperson44 22
Travis Hoffman 21
Al Skierkiewicz 18
kramarczyk 17
acdcfan259 17
InfernoX14 16
lingomaniac88 16
JaneYoung 15
GaryVoshol 15
boiler 14
Wayne Doenges 13
KathieK 12
Karibou 12
FoXy92 11
Lions for First 11
EricS-Team180 8
Rich Wong 7
SlaminSwimster 6
Water Bandit23 5
tim_reiher 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
rtfgnow 3
"Big Mike" 3
Andy Baker 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Schnabel 2
Elgin Clock 1
MoeMom 1


Onward!