View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #226
Billfred
03-11-2008, 20:54
Just hammering through them, right?
Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=773647&postcount=24):
EricH 60
boiler 47
Travis Hoffman 44
rocketperson44 43
Don Rotolo 40
kramarczyk 38
Wayne Doenges 36
lingomaniac88 32
JaneYoung 32
rtfgnow 19
Al Skierkiewicz 29
GaryVoshol 28
EricS-Team180 26
SlaminSwimster 24
Karibou 24
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
Steve W 9
tim_reiher 7
Andy Baker 5
lilstogi11 5
Barry Bonzack 4
"Big Mike" 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Elgin Clock 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
Annette B. 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
FlyingCrayons 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32000
As always, the deadline is sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.
Go!
ATannahill
03-11-2008, 21:18
photo 32000
I am the ultimate ruler, i will use this robot to take over the world and than get dave to stop with the water game theries WHAHAHA!!!!!!
DonRotolo
03-11-2008, 21:23
Mike Q: "Hey Bbbrat, you drive a mean marker"
BN: "Broom brooom broooom..."
Guy behind Bharat: "Sheesh, the least you could do uis use the alliance colors."
Guy in camo shirt: "Hey, I can drive that thing too! Broom, broooom..."
(Team 25's drive team, using imaginary joysticks (a green dry-erase marker is visible) to control an imaginary robot.)
:D
JaneYoung
03-11-2008, 22:10
Believing is seeing.
lingomaniac88
03-11-2008, 23:45
Driver: "I don't get it... how could we have lost that last match?"
Guy behind driver: "Well, first of all, you're driving with MARKERS..."
Driver: "Oh, how could I be so stupid? I forgot to plug them into the driver interface! *stares at driver interface for three minutes* Um... how do these go in again?"
Guy behind driver: "Oh, brother..."
Wayne C: *thinks* "Raiding the Robotix mentor bin for drivers didn't work too well this year."
*Hollers* "Hey, do I have to come out and mentor you guys?"
Drive team: :eek::ahh::eek::ahh: "No!"
GaryVoshol
04-11-2008, 08:54
Coaches are not allowed to touch controls. Here we see an unsuccessful attempt of a coach trying to drive the robot by mind control. It didn't work to control the students; no wonder it didn't work for the robot. However, it wasn't any less successful than the student with the markers.
Billfred gives a hint of Just hammering through them, right?
for contest number 226. And then it's not a picture of Troy Hammerheads?
flyingcrayons
04-11-2008, 09:05
middle guy: i is so cool... i drive with markers... (goofly grin)
other guy with hat: uhhh i think you have to drive with the joysticks...
middle guy: NOOOOOOO!!! I DRIVE WITH MARKERS!!!!!
How could he drive the imaginary robot so poorly that it scratches up the lexan like that?
Wayne Doenges
04-11-2008, 14:38
Guy in camo shirt: "Let me have a couple of those markers so I can pretend to drive."
Guy wearing cap: "No! You remember the last time we gave you markers don't you? We're still trying to get the marks off the ceiling."
Guy in camo shirt: "I'm sorry."
Guy taking picture: This is so stupid, you guys, pretending to drive with imaginary joysticks will never get you in the caption contest!
EricS-Team180
06-11-2008, 12:01
camo-guy: Surely you can drive-it-like-you-stole IT! BABY!
Hawaiian-shirt-guy: Call me Tony Stuart! but don't call me Shirley!
Seeing as electronics are based on magic smoke, and Team 25 employs additional magic, (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30580) this was the logical next step.
SlaminSwimster
09-11-2008, 14:06
at&t and crayolas collaboration more bars and more markers in more places.
Why is it that the young guys need things like nitrous to try and beat us old guys.
Al Skierkiewicz
10-11-2008, 07:55
OK Bharat, we've got the stance, we've got the stern look of determination, we've got the coach, we've got the ideal driver's station position, we've even got a great robot design, what are we forgetting?
Uh, an OI?!? I thought you were bringing it from the pit?
kramarczyk
10-11-2008, 09:50
Driver: I'm going to warp speed!
Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.
Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.
Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!
Driver: AHHHH!!!
Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!
Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!
Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...
Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?
Driver: I've got a marker.
Coach: Great, what color?
Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap
Driver: Green... its green.
All: AAAHHHHHHH
SMACK
Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.
Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.
Billfred
10-11-2008, 18:51
Okay, okay, here goes!
First place goes to:
Driver: I'm going to warp speed!
Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.
Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.
Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!
Driver: AHHHH!!!
Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!
Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!
Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...
Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?
Driver: I've got a marker.
Coach: Great, what color?
Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap
Driver: Green... its green.
All: AAAHHHHHHH
SMACK
Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.
Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.
Second place goes to:
Seeing as electronics are based on magic smoke, and Team 25 employs additional magic, (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/../media/photos/30580) this was the logical next step.
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) EricS-Team180
3) Don Rotolo
4) lingomaniac88
5) EricH
6) Wayne Doenges
7) GaryVoshol
And the burn award goes to:
How could he drive the imaginary robot so poorly that it scratches up the lexan like that?
Which means the scores are:
EricH 62
boiler 50
kramarczyk 48
rocketperson44 48
Travis Hoffman 44
Don Rotolo 42
Wayne Doenges 38
lingomaniac88 34
JaneYoung 33
Al Skierkiewicz 31
GaryVoshol 30
rtfgnow 20
EricS-Team180 28
SlaminSwimster 25
Karibou 24
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Steve W 10
Water Bandit23 10
tim_reiher 7
Andy Baker 5
lilstogi11 5
Barry Bonzack 4
"Big Mike" 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Annette B. 3
Elgin Clock 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1
Onward!
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