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Billfred
10-11-2008, 18:54
This one's prime.

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=774848&postcount=18):

EricH 62
boiler 50
kramarczyk 48
rocketperson44 48
Travis Hoffman 44
Don Rotolo 42
Wayne Doenges 38
lingomaniac88 34
JaneYoung 33
Al Skierkiewicz 31
GaryVoshol 30
rtfgnow 20
EricS-Team180 28
SlaminSwimster 25
Karibou 24
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Steve W 10
Water Bandit23 10
tim_reiher 7
Andy Baker 5
lilstogi11 5
Barry Bonzack 4
"Big Mike" 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Annette B. 3
Elgin Clock 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28092

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!
ATannahill
10-11-2008, 19:18
No, I can't help you, the red hearings antidote has been bought out by Chief Delphians.
lingomaniac88
10-11-2008, 20:05
Coming soon to a theater near you:
The Blair Witch Project: FIRST Edition!
JaneYoung
10-11-2008, 20:49
Kressly taking a photo of his clone:

Man, something has gone wrong with this cloning process -
- where's the smile?
- where's the friendly welcome?
- where's the 'cool factor'?

and for heaven's sake,
what's up with the hair!?

Kress clone: Namasté, Rich.
GaryVoshol
10-11-2008, 21:13
Rich forgets one vital aspect in his preparations for a FIRST event. It's not just the headset, but the headset and the clipboard that gives volunteers their authority. Forget one or the other, and there will only be trouble.
EricH
10-11-2008, 21:35
"This is not the mentor you are looking for. The dude with a headset is free to go. There is nothing to see here."

Later: "Psst, Jess! You want to do a little dirty work? Yeah, that one, with the camera."

Heidi: "Ouch! Dave, you'll pay for this!"
Steve W
10-11-2008, 22:27
Wait, I see Dave and Woodie and Dean and Andy and .....and......Billfred????

What started as a great vision turned into a nightmare.
Andy Baker
11-11-2008, 02:13
No, Mrs. Grady, I won't get off of your field. Aaaaaah... not the clipboard!!!!



.
Taylor
11-11-2008, 09:45
(Photographer): So, Mr. Kressly, I heard you do an impression of Sean Penn?

...

AAAUUUUGGHHH!
Enigma's puzzle
13-11-2008, 15:39
"I can't take all the credit for this one, unlike the last four, the team was there to hand me tools "
Anna B.
13-11-2008, 20:12
In 2020, when FIRST has completely replaced football, famous mentors are hounded by paparazzi
EricS-Team180
15-11-2008, 22:01
"hey kid you're gonna look great in this shot!" now, ya think you can grab a track-ball like 1114?"
Joe G.
15-11-2008, 22:25
New feature of the 2009 control system: The camera can be programmed to capture images of the camera-shy. Rich has realized his team's plot just too late.
Travis Hoffman
15-11-2008, 23:48
"Wait, you want me to make a face for the camera? Well, this is how I always look (http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n305/BillfredsJunk/DSCN0055med.jpg). Give me a few seconds to try and look normal, will ya....."
Burmeister #279
16-11-2008, 01:01
I just realized that my computer is an hour behind so even though my computer says midnight on the dot, it is in fact 1am.
nice picture =)
EricH
16-11-2008, 01:14
I just realized that my computer is an hour behind so even though my computer says midnight on the dot, it is in fact 1am.
nice picture =)
[not entry] I seem to remember that there was a ruling a while back that it's 12 midnight on Saturday, or whenever Billfred gets around to judging the contest, whichever is later. You might have a shot... [edit] Couldn't find it, but it's still tradition. If Billfred hasn't judged the contest, any late entries are fair game to be judged.[/not entry]
Wayne Doenges
16-11-2008, 08:52
Mr. Kressly: "You take on more picture of me and you will regret it."
*snap*
Mr. Kressly grabs camera and tosses it amongst a group of robots.
Robots go nuts trying to take each others picture.
Karibou
16-11-2008, 11:28
*Kressly talking in a calm-sounding voice*: "I'm sorry, I never gave you permission to take that picture. According to rule <C502>, you're not allowed to publish that picture because I never gave you permission to."
Ira: "Oh, ok, I'm sorr--Wait, what rule?"
Kressly snatches the camera and runs away, yelling "MY RULE!" over his shoulder
DonRotolo
16-11-2008, 11:56
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Baker's (the) man, bake me a cake as fast as you can..."
(Mr. Kressly has finally recognized that FIRST Robots can be as intelligent as young children, and interacts accordingly).


If your post hits before Billfred judges, it's legit and scored.

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kramarczyk
16-11-2008, 16:07
No, not more changes for 2009!!!

Don't take away my CIM's!!! Leave the bot footprint alone!!!

Ahhh... I'm melting, melting... melting... oh, what a world... I'm melting... OOOOOoooooo...
Billfred
16-11-2008, 20:45
Ha, still Sunday!

First place goes to:

No, Mrs. Grady, I won't get off of your field. Aaaaaah... not the clipboard!!!!

Second place goes to:


"Wait, you want me to make a face for the camera? Well, this is how I always look (http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n305/BillfredsJunk/DSCN0055med.jpg). Give me a few seconds to try and look normal, will ya....."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) kramarczyk
2) Don Rotolo
3) Wayne Doenges
4) lingomaniac88
5) rocketperson44
6) Annette B.
7) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:

*Kressly talking in a calm-sounding voice*: "I'm sorry, I never gave you permission to take that picture. According to rule <C502>, you're not allowed to publish that picture because I never gave you permission to."
Ira: "Oh, ok, I'm sorr--Wait, what rule?"
Kressly snatches the camera and runs away, yelling "MY RULE!" over his shoulder

Which means the scores are:

EricH 63
Taylor 51
kramarczyk 50
rocketperson44 50
Travis Hoffman 49
Don Rotolo 44
rtfgnow 31
Wayne Doenges 40
lingomaniac88 36
JaneYoung 35
Al Skierkiewicz 31
GaryVoshol 31
EricS-Team180 29
Karibou 27
SlaminSwimster 25
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Steve W 11
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
tim_reiher 7
Annette B. 5
lilstogi11 5
Barry Bonzack 4
"Big Mike" 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Elgin Clock 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1
Enigma's puzzle 1


Onward!