CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #228

[Billfred]

Otherwise known as Augustus Captionus Contesticus Maximus.

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=775804&postcount=21):

EricH 63
Taylor 51
kramarczyk 50
rocketperson44 50
Travis Hoffman 49
Don Rotolo 44
rtfgnow 31
Wayne Doenges 40
lingomaniac88 36
JaneYoung 35
Al Skierkiewicz 31
GaryVoshol 31
EricS-Team180 29
Karibou 27
SlaminSwimster 25
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Steve W 11
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
tim_reiher 7
Annette B. 5
lilstogi11 5
Barry Bonzack 4
"Big Mike" 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Elgin Clock 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1
Enigma's puzzle 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23722

As always, the deadline is around Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Pieing mentors is SO old-fashioned!

[Akash Rastogi]

Oh hey, you mind if I put this here?

[Taylor]

He found out the cake is certainly not a lie.

[Jeff Rodriguez]

"Get your laughs. Revenge is sweet."


...Oh wait, is the caption supposed to be fake? :)

[GaryVoshol]

The idea of a human player food game was quickly discarded after this brief (taste) test. Which was a shame, because one team was determined to win the Spirit Award with their "Tastes Great" / "Less Filling" chant.

[JaneYoung]

The bird poo facial that everyone is squawking about is on the way out.

Now, the foodie facial is in and all the rage.

That's the way the cookie crumbles in the fickle world of spa fads.

[ATannahill]

Here is your just desserts for being so great, as a second prize you get to stuff a red herring down Dave's nose as his just desserts.

[DonRotolo]

Now keep still, this treatment will make your all white and pasty, with that unhealthy pallor that's all the rage with programmers....

Stop eating it!


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[Wayne Doenges]

Samantha: "See, you can have your cake and eat it to."

[Anna B.]

the testing of 173's cake throwing robot did not go as planned, much to Samantha's enjoyment

[Enigma's puzzle]

Just to let you know, you don't taste that good

[Barry Bonzack]

Why Jack Links doesn't have commercials labeled "Messin with Ogre"

[EricS-Team180]

...he loves me <slurp> <scrape>
...he loves me not <fling> <scrape>
...he loves me...

[Elgin Clock]

Samm didn't get the nickname Cake by not shoving cake in people's faces, that's for sure! :rolleyes:
Jeff was just one of many (oh... so many) on the list of Cake's victims. :yikes:

[Karibou]

What happens when you run out of pie? You get caked instead.

[kramarczyk]

Andy here we have the next generation iRobot vacuum with advanced 'party guest' technology.

Say you're having a birthday party for a 3 year old that is a bit overzealous.

Can a get a couple of volunteer's to help demonstrate.
Thank you.
Miss please spread a little frosting across his nose so that we he resembles a 3 year old... or a fraternity pledge.

*SNORT*

Miss, I said, "Across his nose:, not up it.

WOW... that was a bit more than I was looking for, but that's OK folks, I'll just set the device on, "Oh the humanity" and off it goes.

[Joe G.]

Sam has clearly never seen Jessica in action, as the clipboard has been proven again and again to be the most effective facial punishment device.

[EricH]

[new entry] "Let him eat cake!"

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

The idea of a human player food game was quickly discarded after this brief (taste) test. Which was a shame, because one team was determined to win the Spirit Award with their "Tastes Great" / "Less Filling" chant.

Second place goes to:

...he loves me <slurp> <scrape>
...he loves me not <fling> <scrape>
...he loves me...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lilstogi11
2) Taylor
3) kramarczyk
4) EricH
5) Jeff Rodriguez
6) Don Rotolo
7) Wayne Doenges
8) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:


Sam has clearly never seen Jessica in action, as the clipboard has been proven again and again to be the most effective facial punishment device.
Side note: Jessica's never managed (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24644) to hit me (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28325) in the face (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31401).

Which means the scores are:

EricH 65
rocketperson44 53
Taylor 53
kramarczyk 52
Travis Hoffman 49
Don Rotolo 46
rtfgnow 32
Wayne Doenges 42
GaryVoshol 41
JaneYoung 37
lingomaniac88 36
EricS-Team180 34
Al Skierkiewicz 31
Karibou 28
SlaminSwimster 25
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Steve W 11
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
lilstogi11 7
tim_reiher 7
Annette B. 6
Barry Bonzack 5
"Big Mike" 4
Elgin Clock 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
Enigma's puzzle 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1


Onward!