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Billfred
23-11-2008, 21:28
It'll be interesting to see how the points get divided up this week.

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=777176&postcount=20):

EricH 65
rocketperson44 53
Taylor 53
kramarczyk 52
Travis Hoffman 49
Don Rotolo 46
rtfgnow 32
Wayne Doenges 42
GaryVoshol 41
JaneYoung 37
lingomaniac88 36
EricS-Team180 34
Al Skierkiewicz 31
Karibou 28
SlaminSwimster 25
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Steve W 11
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
lilstogi11 7
tim_reiher 7
Annette B. 6
Barry Bonzack 5
"Big Mike" 4
Elgin Clock 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
Enigma's puzzle 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24926

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

ATannahill
23-11-2008, 21:39
Team 229 designed a bot that was so good at autonomous that it graduated Valedictorian of the 2008 class. It is surround by its chain greaser and paint manager.

EricH
23-11-2008, 21:41
These three graduates of Clarkson show the tremendous caliber of its students. Two of them built and programmed the third, which went on to finish college faster than either of them did. For that matter, it graduated with a Ph.D in mathematics. The other two only have their Bachelor's degrees.

Akash Rastogi
23-11-2008, 22:09
[not an entry] $@#$@#$@#$@#....that is a beautiful robot...:ahh: Wish I was around in 06 to see our alliance in action on Newton =( [/not an entry]

Taylor
24-11-2008, 07:59
This marks the first time that a robot delivered the commencement address. It was also the first time each graduate received his/her diploma via T-shirt cannon shot.

GaryVoshol
24-11-2008, 08:51
2G/0=∞I

Two graduates, divided by zero, equals infinite inspiriation.

DonRotolo
25-11-2008, 20:38
Team 229 designed a bot that was so good at autonomous that it graduated Valedictorian of the 2008 class. It is surround by its chain greaser and paint manager.
[Not an entry]I just can't compete with that level of genuis[/no_entry]

Wayne Doenges
26-11-2008, 07:11
Here we see Chris, Paul and Adrienne in there graduation picture. Paul was unable to make it so they substituted their robot. No one seemed to notice.

Akash Rastogi
26-11-2008, 16:56
The students that graduate from 229 are incredibly lucky, they start off with great engineering minds, and get to graduate alongside their babies.

Barry Bonzack
26-11-2008, 19:34
So which one Aimed Highest?

Anna B.
28-11-2008, 19:01
Looks like someone (read: robot) forgot their cap and gown

SlaminSwimster
29-11-2008, 10:32
Quote from the valedictorian speech- "My wissh for you is that life becomes all the you want it to. May your gears stay greased and your chains never break. May your robot always stay within the weight limit and may your zipties never come apart. Mostly may your wheels always turn and your programs always function."

Non FIRST members at the commencement had difficulty not only understanding why a robot was giving their graduation address, but how zipties applied to graduation.

JaneYoung
29-11-2008, 15:25
Dean's Homework submitted by 229:

To a degree, division by zero is not an irrational concept to understand or implement. Numbers of students and mentors have proven this, running circles around their competitors- heels or no.

Travis Hoffman
29-11-2008, 19:11
Adrienne, whispering to robot....

"PSST! A little to the left.....No, your other left, genius. Chris' head is THAT way! OK perfect....now get ready to fire....this'll be great - he'll never see it coming....OK hit it.....c'mon let 'em fly! NO?!? What do you mean "No"?!? Some Irrational robot you are. You're a disgrace to your name!"

Karibou
29-11-2008, 21:22
In order to receive a cap and gown, the principal decided that seniors had to prove that division by zero was possible. These two took on the challenge, but in a different sense. Needless to say, the principal was impressed by their solution to the problem, and gave them the caps and gowns because he admired their hard work.

kramarczyk
29-11-2008, 21:25
Here we see antagonists from The Who's latest rock opera, "Copioli and the CAD Chamber of Secrets". The show features their new hit, "Poof Ball Wizard". Shown are the characters of Robomort (center) and the dementors.

Joe G.
30-11-2008, 16:48
How something so irrational graduated is unknown.

Diriye
30-11-2008, 17:41
FIRST Disclaimer:

WARNING! Side effects of participating in FIRST may include, but are not limited to, nausea, depression, anxiety attacks, unintentional euphoria, a desire to find the last digit of irrational numbers, heartburn, and morphing into a robot capable of launching poof balls with respectable aim.

DonRotolo
30-11-2008, 21:57
Here we see two graduating seniors flanking a freshman team member.
(Heh. And you thought we recruited new members...)

Couldn't resist:D

Steve W
30-11-2008, 23:10
"When you said that you would get wheels for our graduation, I was thinking of a limo"

Billfred
01-12-2008, 18:07
Okay, okay, I got on the wifi here at Moe's. (The restaurant, not the team.)

First place goes to:


So which one Aimed Highest?

Second place goes to:


This marks the first time that a robot delivered the commencement address. It was also the first time each graduate received his/her diploma via T-shirt cannon shot.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) SlaminSwimster
3) JaneYoung
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Don Rotolo
6) kramarczyk
7) Diriye

And the burn award goes to:

These three graduates of Clarkson show the tremendous caliber of its students. Two of them built and programmed the third, which went on to finish college faster than either of them did. For that matter, it graduated with a Ph.D in mathematics. The other two only have their Bachelor's degrees.

Which means the scores are:

EricH 68
Taylor 58
kramarczyk 54
rocketperson44 54
Travis Hoffman 51
Don Rotolo 48
Wayne Doenges 43
GaryVoshol 43
JaneYoung 39
lingomaniac88 36
EricS-Team180 34
rtfgnow 33
Al Skierkiewicz 31
Karibou 29
SlaminSwimster 27
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Andy Baker 15
Barry Bonzack 15
Lions for First 15
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Steve W 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
Water Bandit23 10
lilstogi11 8
tim_reiher 7
Annette B. 7
"Big Mike" 4
Elgin Clock 4
BlondeNerd 3
Greg Needel 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
Diriye 2
cobrawanabe1699 2
Enigma's puzzle 2
FlyingCrayons 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1


Onward!