CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #235

[Billfred]

Here goes!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=793115&postcount=25):

EricH 81
Taylor 73
Travis Hoffman 71
kramarczyk 65
rocketperson44 63
Don Rotolo 60
GaryVoshol 59
Wayne Doenges 52
JaneYoung 48
Al Skierkiewicz 45
lingomaniac88 43
rtfgnow 42
Barry Bonzack 39
EricS-Team180 37
Karibou 37
SlaminSwimster 29
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Steve W 17
Andy Baker 15
Anna B. 15
Lions for First 15
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
lilstogi11 9
tim_reiher 8
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Elgin Clock 4
Greg Needel 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
dodar 2
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
ZakuAce 2
bobwrit 2
Enigma's puzzle 2
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
LittleSwimmer14 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
skimoose 1
whlspacedude 1
Zach Purser 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32030

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Now all they need to find is a pair of T's, an R, a U, and an S.

Alternatively, 3 more H's would work.

[taylort]

1501 has just discovered that they are indeed on a Highway to Hell, according to the road sign.

[The Pre]

once the robot used for picking up innertubes took out a hospital sign instead of picking up garbage like they tried to get it to do, team 1501 decided to pick up the garbage by hand

[Raumiester2010]

Worker: see, I told you this sign wasn't important

[Taylor]

These fellows are displaying three critical aspects of a great mentor:
1. Always wear protective clothing (hard hats, reflective vests).
2. Always label your work (Adopt-A-Highway sign).
3. Always know where the nearest hospital is.

[ZakuAce]

Guy on Right: I can't believe you hit that sign.
Guy on Left: Don't worry, it looks perfectly new, no one will notice.

[lingomaniac88]

Team 1501 already has a plan to raise money for next year's season: build a hospital for robots that get hurt from slipping on the regolith.

[Wayne Doenges]

"Vanna I want to buy a vowel"

[GaryVoshol]

Team THRUST's safety captains took their job very seriously - so seriously that they unearthed a Hospital sign to take with them to competitions to point the way to First Aid.

[dodar]

I guess now that one H is going away from the adopt-a-highway sign, they have to change their name to 3-H Robotics

[ATannahill]

The road say ok, guess we can pound this into the center lane.

[Anna B.]

Making safety their number one priority, team 1501 wears protective clothing, hardhats and gloves as well as bringing a sign pointing to the nearest hospital everywhere they go.

[JaneYoung]

Inspiration taken from the Happiness song from You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown

Happiness is:
Finding a road sign,
Bagging up garbage,
Smelling fresh air.

Happiness is:
Knowing a mentor
Is helping teamwork
Strengthen this team.

And happiness is
Working side by side.

Happiness is morning and evening,
Day time and night time too.
For happiness is anyone and anything at all
That’s helped by you.

Happiness is:
Watching a mentor
Building with students,
Getting along.

Happiness is:
Being creative,
Designing robots,
Rolling up sleeves.

And happiness is:
Working side by side.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Here we see development of the new Discovery Channel sensation, roadside archeology! Watch as teams all over the country search for our civilization's past and the clues left by our ancestors, I mean our grandparents, oh, I guess our parents, OK older brothers. You know maybe this show idea isn't all that great afterall. May Mike Row can spice things up a little in post.

[andrew348]

Well, they now have a new way attract people to their pits

[SlaminSwimster]

After their robot stole the road sign, members of team 1501 were sentenced to 24 hrs of trash pickup.

[Karibou]

*sign falls off and hits Wayne's head. He faints*
*Harley picks up sigh and looks at it* "The one time I need directions to the hospital..."

<npoe>No offense to either of these two individuals is intended in this post...just saying so to be on the safe side</npoe>

[bobwrit]

"They needed this after the robot attacked one of the members of the machanical team for banging on it with a hammer."

[DonRotolo]

Team 1501 out collecting robot parts and raw materials...

[Joe G.]

Whose cruel idea was it to make patients cross a highway to get to a hospital?

That must be why the sign appears to have been attacked.

[Billfred]

Wait, what's this? Results on a Sunday?!

First place goes to:

*sign falls off and hits Wayne's head. He faints*
*Harley picks up sigh and looks at it* "The one time I need directions to the hospital..."

Second place goes to:

Whose cruel idea was it to make patients cross a highway to get to a hospital?

That must be why the sign appears to have been attacked.

Honorable Mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) EricH
3) taylort
4) The Pre
5) Taylor
6) Wayne Doenges
7) dodar
8) SlaminSwimster
9) bobwrit

And the burn award goes to:

Here we see development of the new Discovery Channel sensation, roadside archeology! Watch as teams all over the country search for our civilization's past and the clues left by our ancestors, I mean our grandparents, oh, I guess our parents, OK older brothers. You know maybe this show idea isn't all that great afterall. May Mike Row can spice things up a little in post.

Which means the scores are...

EricH 83
Taylor 75
Travis Hoffman 71
rocketperson44 68
kramarczyk 65
Don Rotolo 62
GaryVoshol 60
Wayne Doenges 54
JaneYoung 49
Al Skierkiewicz 48
Karibou 47
lingomaniac88 44
Barry Bonzack 39
EricS-Team180 37
rtfgnow 33
SlaminSwimster 31
acdcfan259 19
InfernoX14 17
Steve W 17
Anna B. 16
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Rich Wong 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
lilstogi11 9
tim_reiher 8
Diriye 4
dodar 4
bobwrit 4
"Big Mike" 4
Elgin Clock 4
Greg Needel 3
ZakuAce 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
Hachiban VIII 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
Schnabel 2
taylort 2
The Pre 2
Enigma's puzzle 2
andrew348 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
LittleSwimmer14 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
Raumiester2010 1
skimoose 1
whlspacedude 1
Zach Purser 1


Onward!