CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #245

[Billfred]

Someone better call Adam.

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=837118&postcount=29):

EricH 101
Taylor 100
Travis Hoffman 97
rocketperson44 95
GaryVoshol 89
JaneYoung 78
Don Rotolo 77
Wayne Doenges 75
kramarczyk 71
Karibou 69
Al Skierkiewicz 61
lingomaniac88 60
rtfgnow 46
Barry Bonzack 42
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
AndyB 28
Steve W 23
Anna B. 23
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Akash Rastogi 12
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
dodar 10
Elgin Clock 9
Enigma's puzzle 8
typharn91 8
bobwrit 8
RMiller 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
ZakuAce 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
Dan Swando 2
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
The Pre 2
andrew348 2
basicxman 2
GillSt.Bernards 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
whlspacedude 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


And this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27965

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. However, I'll be traveling back from Bayou at that hour, so interpret that deadline as you will. (This also means that I'll accept entries in person at Bayou--look for me with 2815. Written-down entries are more likely to be remembered entries, which obviously helps your case.)

Go!

[EricH]

First the boa (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19542). Next, the zebra (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28885) and the camera-equipped zebra (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29011). Let's not forget Andy the human umbrella. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20988) Then the habit (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33192). Then the bumblebee (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33294). Now the crown. The TechnoKats hope and pray that he doesn't decide to go as Billfred (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29746) next.

I know the dates are out of order...

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy: "I made a bet with Dave that I could eat more KK"s than him........I lost"

[Taylor]

Okay, I'll say it.

Andy Baker is Looking Forward








to taking off that silly hat.

[GaryVoshol]

Andy thinks, "OK, Koors. You never said going to Bayou would involve a silly hat. You just wait. There's going to be a regional in Hawaii next year. Guess who's going to be stuck in the snow in Michigan while the girls and I are on the beach?"

[typharn91]

andy thinking back: im glad im not a rookie judge this year or i might have some robots trying to score on me...

[JaneYoung]

Andy's take on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde -
Nun by day, Mardi Gras king by night.

Talk about having your cake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cake) and eating it, too.



Edit as per post below: Kara, after you pass kramarczyk up, head my direction and pass me up, too. Go for it. You rock!

[Karibou]

Andy: *glare* You only WISH you had a pimp hat like this...it might help you get some dates. Gotta hide those bald spots somehow.

I'm not sure if it's been noticed yet, but it doesn't look like Kramarczyk got his points from last round. (Mark, I'm not stalking you (XD), I just intend to pass you up score-wise by the end of this season. GP insists that I do it fairly :D ). Or I could just be going crazy and there's absolutely nothing wrong at all...

[Andy Baker]

Andy: *glare* You only WISH you had a pimp hat like this...it might help you get some dates. Gotta hide those bald spots somehow.


[npoe]Oh, goodness! I am almost 40. I am probably 20-30 pounds overweight. But, I DON'T have a bald spot. You must be confusing me for my brother, Tony Baker (http://www.tntech.edu/techtimes/2006/06_11/11_17/GraphicNovel.html). He's been mostly bald since his early 20's. I think that his brain is bigger than mine, so the hair has less room to grow roots.[npoe]

I don't have an entry.

AB

[Alex Cormier]

There are very few pictures in the world that leave you speechless...

This is not one of them.

[Barry Bonzack]

I honestly don't know how Mrs. Baker does it..... the thought of waking up next to the Burger King like in the commercial was creepy enough.

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy, addressing the crowd at Friday opening ceremonies....

"I am King of the Dorks, and you are all my loyal subjects!"

Later that day, after his sixth trip to the bathroom, Andy began to wonder why the thank you cookies all the teams gave him tasted like Ex-Lax.....

[DonRotolo]

(with apologies to Roger Miller (http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/miller-roger/king-of-the-road-1164.html))

(To the tune of "King of the Road")...

Nice hats for sale or rent
Robot Parts...from fifty cents.
By phone, or In-ter-net
I'm as big a sucker as it gets...
Ah, but..two hours of judgin' teams
Ain't as fun as it might seem
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

...and, he's Andy Baker (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45474)!. :D

[dodar]

The FIRST court jester has arrived :D

[kramarczyk]

I'm not sure if it's been noticed yet, but it doesn't look like Kramarczyk got his points from last round. (Mark, I'm not stalking you (XD), I just intend to pass you up score-wise by the end of this season. GP insists that I do it fairly :D ). Or I could just be going crazy and there's absolutely nothing wrong at all...

Thanks for watching out for me... I guess I have to start trying again. :P

Andy stumps for his newest division...

Come on down to "AndyMark's House of Used Gearboxes". Pick-up last year's gearboxes at deeply discounted prices. They're only lightly used and are perfect for those off season development projects. You can even get into your wayback machine and pick-up a couple of those gearboxes from KoP of yesteryear. We've got a limited supply of 05-06 era Copioli designed boxes in stock now. Just stack up 8 of these babies and you can have a higher reduction than JVN. Come on down and join the Lunacy!!!

Mark Coors in background. Ummm... Andy, I think FIRST has the rights to "Lunacy". You're going to have to come up with something else.

Imperial Margarine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGGtU28skko) was just too easy.

[AndyB]

Say hello to Sir Andrew Baker-- Not to be confused with Sir Elton John.
Baker is much weirder and has many more costumes.

[Joe G.]

Throughout the day, the announcement was heard "Team xxx is in need of several of Andy Baker's Magic Gearbox-design-hat"

[Steve W]

Watch now the next exciting version of "What's My Line?, Royalty or Jester"

[Billfred]

Alright, here goes!

First place goes to:

(with apologies to Roger Miller)

(To the tune of "King of the Road")...

Nice hats for sale or rent
Robot Parts...from fifty cents.
By phone, or In-ter-net
I'm as big a sucker as it gets...
Ah, but..two hours of judgin' teams
Ain't as fun as it might seem
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

Second place goes to:

Okay, I'll say it.

Andy Baker is Looking Forward








to taking off that silly hat.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rocketperson44
3) Wayne Doenges
4) kramarczyk
5) AndyB
6) Barry Bonzack
7) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Andy, addressing the crowd at Friday opening ceremonies....

"I am King of the Dorks, and you are all my loyal subjects!"

Later that day, after his sixth trip to the bathroom, Andy began to wonder why the thank you cookies all the teams gave him tasted like Ex-Lax.....

Which means the scores are:


Taylor 105
EricH 103
Travis Hoffman 100
rocketperson44 97
GaryVoshol 91
Don Rotolo 87
JaneYoung 79
Wayne Doenges 77
kramarczyk 75
Karibou 70
Al Skierkiewicz 61
lingomaniac88 60
rtfgnow 46
Barry Bonzack 44
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
AndyB 30
Steve W 24
Anna B. 23
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Akash Rastogi 12
dodar 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
typharn91 9
Elgin Clock 9
Enigma's puzzle 8
bobwrit 8
RMiller 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
ZakuAce 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
Dan Swando 2
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
The Pre 2
andrew348 2
basicxman 2
GillSt.Bernards 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Alex Cormier 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
whlspacedude 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


Onward!