View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #247
Billfred
30-03-2009, 22:18
Yes, it's a little late. Bear with me.
Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=843555&postcount=24):
rocketperson44 107
Taylor 107
EricH 105
Travis Hoffman 100
GaryVoshol 96
Don Rotolo 89
JaneYoung 80
Wayne Doenges 78
kramarczyk 75
Karibou 72
Al Skierkiewicz 62
lingomaniac88 62
rtfgnow 48
Barry Bonzack 45
EricS-Team180 37
AndyB 32
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 25
Anna B. 23
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Andy Baker 15
Akash Rastogi 15
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
dodar 12
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
typharn91 10
Enigma's puzzle 9
bobwrit 9
Elgin Clock 9
RMiller 8
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
Dan Swando 2
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
The Pre 2
andrew348 2
basicxman 2
GillSt.Bernards 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Alex Cormier 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24769
As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly not really Saturday at midnight eastern.
Go!
ATannahill
30-03-2009, 22:21
Da Bear:Hey, what do I feel on my head?
voice from out of shot:Sorry, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
I told you I didn't have enough hair for this...
NorviewsVeteran
30-03-2009, 22:40
"so I woke up and saw my highlighter had broken and spilled all over my desk..."
"I told you guys, there's no WAY we could play in the Super Bowl when it comes to Atlanta, even WITH the cool hair and Da' Bears jerseys!"
"Relax, I'm sure security will tell us there's been some mistake."
"Oh, look. Such nice, cute little robots..."
(The robots in question? 25, 1114, and 968/254. Ready to fire. They should have paid more attention to the green light they were under...)
Mentor 1: C'mon! Hit me!
Student: Uhhhhh, I just painted your head to look like a football helmet. It doesn't ACTUALLY protect you like a REAL football helmet!
Mentor 1: It does when I've got MORT power!
Mentor 2: It's okay, his head is thick enough to take it anyways.
Akash Rastogi
31-03-2009, 01:38
Da Bears' Papa Bears need much better negotiators for Regional Wins when dealing with MORT and the Tech Tigers.
[not a submission]these mentors were awesome!!!![nas]
GaryVoshol
31-03-2009, 07:51
Student: Yes, I have to wear the headband. It keeps the rest of my hair on until we're actually picked to be with 11. C'mon coach, bend over and show him the scars where we stitched up your fake scalp.
Da-Bandana-Bear: Okay, howzabout 71, 25, and 217 against Coach Ditka on a Segway. And Ditka's the backbot.
Da-Mohawk-Bearssss: DIT-KA.
typharn91
31-03-2009, 10:35
hey now all we need is some yellow hair spray...i mean beard spray and well be good to go :D
JaneYoung
31-03-2009, 11:23
Da Bear #1 - this is that yin and yang thing, right?
Da Bear #2 - ya think?
Team member - guys, this is no time to go deep, trust me - yellow, we need more yellow. And remember when you two do the man love chest bump, don't squish me by mistake. Now hold still.
andrew348
31-03-2009, 11:33
Mentor with painted head: "That walk from the pits is like a death march, why does it have to be so far?"
GillSt.Bernards
31-03-2009, 12:34
What do I feel on my head? Ooh yeah that painst is really itchy.
*sigh* The things we do for love...
Enigma's puzzle
31-03-2009, 15:06
(right) I'm choking, someone help.
(middle) here let me pick up my imaginary phone and call the imaginary police.
(left) Look even his head is turning yellow, is that bad?
Akash Rastogi
31-03-2009, 15:07
[real submission, forget old one] (sorry Billfred)
Billfred looks over to Da Bears' coach, thinks to self: "Man what a nice full head of hair."
JVN looks over to Billfred, thinks to self: "Man what a nice full head of hair.."
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=843606&postcount=14
lingomaniac88
01-04-2009, 18:06
Worried that the shiny bald head would mess with the robots' vision sensing abilities, the referees told Da Bears to cover their coach's head. The team happily obliged.
Wayne Doenges
01-04-2009, 20:41
Guy with yellow head: "Why can't we just wear yellow and blue jersies to tell what team we are on?"
Da Bears proudly display some of the most popular YouTube trends.
Guy on the Left: *cue Evolution of Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg)*
Guy in the middle: "Ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU&feature=PlayList&p=21AF15C01071235A&index=0&playnext=1)"
Guy on the Right: "Candyyyyyy Mountainnnnn Charlieeeeee! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4)"
Here we see FIRST working at it's finest. These fans have clearly been waiting to be where they are today. They have watched every match on webcasts, and played fantasy first to pass the time. And for the big day, they have gone all out to support their teams!
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On second though, maybe this is one of those areas where traditional sports can be improved upon.
kramarczyk
03-04-2009, 22:34
This is ridiculous. The kids have got to start carrying the robot. I'm too old for this.
Barry Bonzack
04-04-2009, 13:23
Work is going to kill us on Monday when they see our haircuts.
mtaman02
04-04-2009, 16:42
Better late then never so here:
Mentor 1 - Mentor 2: How is it I can't see whats going on
Mentor 2 - Mentor 1: It's *stutters* ok
Mentor 2 - Student: You know your not suppose to be playing with the highlighter, your getting it all over your fingers. BTW you missed a spot right above his ear.
Student - Mentor 1 & 2: Relax I got it under control... TRUST ME!
247?!? I thought you said 11 :ahh:
Dude! You're right! This marker smells really good!
DonRotolo
04-04-2009, 18:48
Da Bears put on their spartan MORT helmets.
Go MORT! GO Bears!
Travis Hoffman
04-04-2009, 22:48
Convinced by an evil genius Browns fan that the practice "made Terry Bradshaw the mental giant he is today", here we see Pittsburgh Steelers offensive linemen lowering the collective IQ of the franchise's already cellar-dwelling roster even further by experimenting with paint-on football helmets.
Welcome to the grand premier of FMSC. Here today are our opening contestants of FIRST Mentors Sumo Challenge. These two mentors have similar styles. They are demonstrating da Bear approach to Sumo. Coming next week we have no Chickens but mentors with X-Cat talents. Stay tuned!
Billfred
06-04-2009, 18:32
Alright, here we go!
First place goes to:
Da Bears proudly display some of the most popular YouTube trends.
Guy on the Left: *cue Evolution of Dance*
Guy in the middle: "Ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!"
Guy on the Right: "Candyyyyyy Mountainnnnn Charlieeeeee!"
Second place goes to:
Here we see FIRST working at it's finest. These fans have clearly been waiting to be where they are today. They have watched every match on webcasts, and played fantasy first to pass the time. And for the big day, they have gone all out to support their teams!
.
.
On second though, maybe this is one of those areas where traditional sports can be improved upon.
Honorable mentions go to:
1) NorviewsVeteran
2) EricH
3) GaryVoshol
4) Taylor
5) Don Rotolo
6) Barry Bonzack
7) kramarczyk (tell me about it...)
8) JaneYoung
9) AndyB
10) Akash Rastogi
11) Travis Hoffman
12) Steve W
And the burn award goes to:
Mentor 1: C'mon! Hit me!
Student: Uhhhhh, I just painted your head to look like a football helmet. It doesn't ACTUALLY protect you like a REAL football helmet!
Mentor 1: It does when I've got MORT power!
Mentor 2: It's okay, his head is thick enough to take it anyways.
Which means the scores are:
rocketperson44 112
Taylor 109
EricH 107
Travis Hoffman 102
GaryVoshol 98
Don Rotolo 91
Karibou 82
JaneYoung 82
Wayne Doenges 79
kramarczyk 75
lingomaniac88 63
Al Skierkiewicz 62
rtfgnow 49
Barry Bonzack 47
EricS-Team180 37
AndyB 34
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 27
Anna B. 24
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Akash Rastogi 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
Water Bandit23 13
dodar 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
typharn91 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Enigma's puzzle 10
bobwrit 10
Elgin Clock 9
RMiller 8
George1902 5
Dan Swando 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
andrew348 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Alex Cormier 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
Onward!
kramarczyk
06-04-2009, 21:44
Well Jane, it looks like she got us both this week.
JaneYoung
06-04-2009, 21:45
Well Jane, it looks like she got us both this week.
I totally noticed.
I totally noticed.
:D :D :D
Billfred, you just totally made my day...Sorry Mark and Jane XD
JaneYoung
07-04-2009, 16:57
:D :D :D
Billfred, you just totally made my day...Sorry Mark and Jane XD
The thing is Kara, I don't think Mark or I have a clue as to what you said but maybe Billfred can interpret at IRI for us... <grin>
The thing is Kara, I don't think Mark or I have a clue as to what you said but maybe Billfred can interpret at IRI for us... <grin>
He might not have to; I might be headed to IRI myself this year (depending on when I'm actually leaving for another vacation)
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