pic: Bacon, like you've never seen it before [Archive]

Stu Bloom

01-04-2009, 10:20

If you guys decide to use that on your robot just remember <R34>

<R34> Lubricants may be used only to reduce friction within the ROBOT. Lubricants shall not be
allowed to contaminate the playing field or other ROBOTS.

Nica F.

01-04-2009, 10:23

I wish I had more bacon then the pan could handle... :p

Pat Arnold

01-04-2009, 10:30

Amazing (& sooo handy). Apparently Sweden is big on food-in-a-tube (this site even mentions tubed reindeer meat: http://www.eatdrinkonewoman.com/2009/02/tube_foods.php ) And I thought SPAM was out there!

Just give me tubed M&M's.

Richard Wallace

01-04-2009, 10:35

...!

Just give me tubed M&M's.I wonder how M&Ms taste with some bacon squeezed on?

Or maybe a nice, hot, butter-fried KK donut (http://www.familyresource.com/lifestyles/cooking/butter-fried-krispy-kreme-donuts), topped with squeez bacon. :eek:

Lil' Lavery

01-04-2009, 10:36

Suddenly my three varieties of bacon salt no longer seem impressive.

Andrew Schreiber

01-04-2009, 10:45

Zflash

01-04-2009, 10:53

Yum, peanut butter and bacon sandwich. OINK OINK BOOM!

Josh Goodman

01-04-2009, 10:56

They just killed bacon. Period.

MrForbes

01-04-2009, 10:58

Great day to read this.....

;)

JaneYoung

01-04-2009, 11:05

Suddenly I am incredibly glad I am a vegetarian.

Any one know if this is MORE or LESS healthy than traditional bacon? My distrust of any heavily manufactured foods tells me it is less healthy but thats a guess.

(typed as I munch on carrots and celery, remember kids, take care of your body)

It could be worse... bacon in a plastic bottle can be squeezed and thus, squirt.

Bacon in a can would explode.
Pfft - whoever heard of exploding bacon?

Luckyfish05

01-04-2009, 11:20

This is so gross, it makes me sick to my stomach. As a Nursing major that's hard to do.

EricS-Team180

01-04-2009, 11:43

And I thought SPAM was out there!

Hormel is missing out on a simply amazing opportunity here...tubed SPAM!

Perhaps we can do some re-packaging as a summer fund-raiser...

Whaddya think Sovi?

Collin Fultz

01-04-2009, 11:54

This would be a great topping on my chicken finger-cheese burger.

Mmmmm...trans fat....

Ed Sparks

01-04-2009, 12:30

Can bacon soda be far behind? :eek:

Stu Bloom

01-04-2009, 12:45

Can bacon soda be far behind? :eek:

Coca-Cola tour in Atlanta anyone?? :ahh:

smurfgirl

01-04-2009, 12:46

Eew. I'll take bacon in robot form over bacon in squeezable form.

Andrew Schreiber

01-04-2009, 12:47

Can bacon soda be far behind? :eek:

Thank you, I just threw up a little.

Also, is this what happened to Old Major (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Major)?

DarkFlame145

01-04-2009, 13:03

OINK OINK BOOM, my heart just exploded. Nice find James

Finleym

01-04-2009, 14:08

I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.

Dan Richardson

01-04-2009, 14:59

Can bacon soda be far behind? :eek:

LOL I want to be there for the first bacon soda and mentos experiment.

spazdemon548

01-04-2009, 15:48

If this was mixed with bacon bits, then put on top of real bacon, one could travel back in time.

Lil' Lavery

01-04-2009, 16:03

I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.

Too bad it's swedish ;)

David Brinza

01-04-2009, 16:37

I wonder if this goes great with Cheesy Poofs??

DMetalKong

01-04-2009, 17:37

My platform:

A 1/4 pound of bacon in every frying pan.

(btw... Stephen, your cat-bell skills are most impressive.)

AB

1/4 Pound of squeeze bacon?

Pat Arnold

01-04-2009, 17:58

I wonder if this goes great with Cheesy Poofs??

Sure, I heard it tastes like Thunder Chicken.
Sorry, I couldn't resist;)

RyanN

01-04-2009, 18:08

Fusion just has a kid nicknamed Bacon. He is called Bacon by everyone, and is labeled in my phone as Bacon.

Haha

Elgin Clock

01-04-2009, 18:25

Did you say Bacon Soda (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/24/633684176614593122-dietcoke.jpg), or Baking Soda (http://www.goodwillnne.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/baking-soda.jpg)? :p
Put both of those together, & you'll have one heck of an Oinking Boom! :eek:

rspurlin

01-04-2009, 18:53

For those who truly love bacon (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/), and for my friends at 1902.

JHay

01-04-2009, 19:53

Mmm. Now to have some squeezable bacon on my eggs. OM NOM NOM NOM!

Also, I heard that the makers of squeezable bacon are coming out with squeezable eggs next :D . Makes breakfast fifteen times more fun! (or was it OVER 9000!?!?!)

DiscoDancer

01-04-2009, 21:13

I can see it now, it'll be added to the list of American Things:
-Apple Pie
-Baseball
-Tubed Bacon

Aaaah, now that's the American Dream.

Well, on the tube it does say that it already is an American snack...
So, maybe it was one and we didn't know it yet? These Swedish tubed bacon marketing people must be from the future! That's maybe the key to successful marketing...

Dan Richardson

01-04-2009, 22:28

LoL I'm not sure if I've posted this before or if it was in an earlier link but for all who love bacon you MUST watch this. (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/42402/)

James1902

02-04-2009, 01:09

"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"

Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real.:( This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year, along with the squeezeable bacon they were also selling Interactive Portal T-shirts (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/portal-tshirt.html), USB pet rocks (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/usb-pet-rock.html), and a Tauntaun sleeping bag (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html).

I apologize for any hopes and dreams I may have just crushed with this announcement, but maybe one day society can progress to the greatest of all food related feats, bacon...in a tube:D

Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta

MrForbes

02-04-2009, 10:21

Oh....some of you believed it? ;)

Elgin Clock

02-04-2009, 10:24

"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"

Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real.:( This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year....
Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta

The 8-Bit Tie (http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hats-ties/9352/)wasn't real either until a lot of people begged ThinkGeek to make it real. And now I've got one of those. :D

Can squeezable bacon be in our future as a real product someday as well??

Andrew Schreiber

02-04-2009, 11:16

Oh....some of you believed it? ;)

I wouldnt say believed, I would say I was horrified by the thought of it. And PLEASE don't beg them to make it real.

David Brinza

02-04-2009, 12:11

I wouldnt say believed, I would say I was horrified by the thought of it. And PLEASE don't beg them to make it real.But for those who still believe bacon flavor belongs on everything: Baconnaise (http://www.americanspice.com/catalog/20199/Mustards_&_Ketchups/Baconnaise%C2%AE_The_Ultimate_Bacon_Flavored_Sprea d.html?DEPT=8&PAGE=AH&_ssess_=9c887ce7cc8e07077e13542e7b0441a0) (from the same company that makes bacon salt)!

Andrew Schreiber

02-04-2009, 12:17

But for those who still believe bacon flavor belongs on everything: Baconnaise (http://www.americanspice.com/catalog/20199/Mustards_&_Ketchups/Baconnaise%C2%AE_The_Ultimate_Bacon_Flavored_Sprea d.html?DEPT=8&PAGE=AH&_ssess_=9c887ce7cc8e07077e13542e7b0441a0) (from the same company that makes bacon salt)!

PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke :ahh:

Killraine

02-04-2009, 12:39

PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke :ahh:

What? What is unhealthy about combining bacon and mayonnaise? I just don't think I could live without such a concentrated artery blocker.

Lil' Lavery

02-04-2009, 12:41

PLEASE tell me this is another joke, otherwise I think I need to puke :ahh:

Nope, that one is real. I almost bought it once, despite my hatred of mayo, because it was packaged with bacon salt (http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconsalt.php). Later I found a package of just three varieties of bacon salt, so I went with that. I do still need to get some cheddar bacon salt...so maybe...

David Brinza

02-04-2009, 12:45

Apparently, Baconnaise is Kosher and "safe for vegetarians"...

Since this thread is becoming the "Bacon Shopping Network", I offer:

Many bacon products (http://www.thefind.com/food/info-bacon-spread)

Pig out!!!

Andrew Schreiber

02-04-2009, 13:05

"safe for vegetarians"

What on earth does that mean? If it is not safe for vegetarians does that mean that it is going to try to eat us or something? Im so confused... :confused:

On a related note, I can't wait to see the day when all meat has to be labeled, "Warning, may contain flesh from a once living animal." (Think like they have to warn about peanuts now.)

Greg Ross

02-04-2009, 13:05

It was on April Fools' day, yesterday that I found this geocache container:
http://home.pacbell.net/gwross//images/0401091454.jpg
Apparently, it is a real product (http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/04/12/uncle-oinkers-bacon-mints/) -- even if it is a gag product. (The double entendre was NOT originally intended, but hey! If the shoe fits...)

JaneYoung

02-04-2009, 20:33

When Bacon brings back the Grammar Curmudgeon to make a post or two in ChiefDelphi, it is a very good day. A very good day, indeed.

GaryVoshol

02-04-2009, 20:40

Oh....some of you believed it? ;)
Well of course we did - it was on Chief Delphi. :p

MrForbes

02-04-2009, 20:46

I didn't believe ANYTHING ANYWHERE yesterday!

Wayne Doenges

03-04-2009, 06:53

But wouldn't Squeeze Bacon go great with: http://www.batterblaster.com:80/

ay2b

17-04-2009, 01:26

What do you get when you mix bacon and oxygen?

A bacon-plasma torch (http://www.popsci.com/bacon)

My favorite quotes from the article:
"Iron isn't the only thing that's flammable in a stream of pure oxygen."
"The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."

Richard Wallace

17-04-2009, 09:22

..."The challenge isn't creating the heat; it's engineering a bacon structure strong enough to withstand the stress of a 5,000°F bacon plasma flame."

So, failure leads to exploding bacon ? :rolleyes:

Ergo: exploding bacon is not an option!