View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #248
Billfred
06-04-2009, 18:35
It's still Monday!
Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=846702&postcount=29):
rocketperson44 112
Taylor 109
EricH 107
Travis Hoffman 102
GaryVoshol 98
Don Rotolo 91
Karibou 82
JaneYoung 82
Wayne Doenges 79
kramarczyk 75
lingomaniac88 63
Al Skierkiewicz 62
rtfgnow 49
Barry Bonzack 47
EricS-Team180 37
AndyB 34
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 27
Anna B. 24
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Akash Rastogi 17
Andy Baker 15
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
Water Bandit23 13
dodar 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
typharn91 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Enigma's puzzle 10
bobwrit 10
Elgin Clock 9
RMiller 8
George1902 5
Dan Swando 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
andrew348 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Alex Cormier 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
And the picture:
http://www.greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=BS&Date=20090328&Category=YOURUPSTATE10&ArtNo=903280801&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=80
As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.
Go!
Guy in middle: "Go dump in that trailer."
Guy on right: "What trailer?"
Guy on left: "No! The drivetrain failed!"
Middle: "Whaddaya mean, the drivetrain failed?????"
Right: "Tell me that BEFORE I dump, why don't you!"
Left: "Bill designed those, didn't he?"
Middle: "You mean we have to fix his mistakes AGAIN?"
All three: "What we put up with..."
Billfred (off camera): "What I put up with... These guys can't drive..."
Travis Hoffman
06-04-2009, 18:53
"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"
GaryVoshol
06-04-2009, 18:59
Guy with black hair: "If I put a little body english on the controls, maybe I can make this shot."
Coach: "Uhh, we're aiming for that other trailer."
ATannahill
06-04-2009, 19:16
This team was paired with one that was very eager to score. So eager, they chased down, pinned and dumped on their own alliance. Here we see their puzzled reaction.
Guy in Middle: What did you just do?!?
Guy on Left: Why did you drive next to the blue trailer when i was dumping?!?
Guy on Right: Since we are the blue alliance, dont we score in the blue trailers?!?
Barry Bonzack
06-04-2009, 20:51
"Honey, I shrunk Stephen Kowski"
Dave Scheck
06-04-2009, 20:51
Hey, aren't those illegal safety glasses on the right? :yikes:
DonRotolo
06-04-2009, 21:07
Guy on left: "I just don't get it, why's it floating up in the air like that?"
Guy in middle: "Um, are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
Guy on right: "Wow, it's starting to tilt over...."
"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"
Akash Rastogi
06-04-2009, 21:10
*In The Finals*
"Ummm....>.>
....<.<
Do you guys realize we're rookies????"
"WHAT!?!?!?!":yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:
andrew348
06-04-2009, 21:27
The coach "You know the funny thing about this game is .........."
JaneYoung
06-04-2009, 21:55
Guy #2: Oh look, a chicken.
Guy #1: Man, that's crazy.
Guy #3: We're supposed to say that to our opponents to confuse them, not us.
Guy #1: Oh Billfred... how does this go again?
Billfred: *sigh* Lunacy, sheer lunacy.
lingomaniac88
06-04-2009, 21:57
Guy in the middle: "No, no, no. That's not our robot. Our robot is over there, in our pit."
Guy on the left: "Wait. If our robot is in our pit, then that means... oh boy."
The other two teams on the red alliance blamed team 2815 for their loss.
"Hey! They changed the light! :ahh: "
2815 was awarded the Rockwell Automation Innovation in Control Award for their use of the Wii Fit in gameplay.
Coach:"Go to the right... No! Your OTHER right!"
Driver:"What, over in the corner?"
Coach:" No, over to the left. You can't hold the joysticks from the bottom. Hold them properly! Yeah, go over there."
Driver:"What, the green dragon?"
Coach:"No, the pink teddy bear! Careful, careful. Now! Drop the claw!"
Arm operator:"Sheesh, it was LUNACY to turn the FIRST field into a giant claw game machine."
::Not an entry:: - I'm with Travis. This pic's not up to your usual standards, Billfred. Get it together! :rolleyes:
Billfred
07-04-2009, 19:20
[obviously not an entry]
Memo to self: find much-more-caption-worthy photo of Don, Dan, and Travis for next week... :P
Travis Hoffman
07-04-2009, 19:50
[not an entry] Wait, wait - I think I got one - "Conan O'Brien tries his hand at driving a FIRST robot".....hmmm.......Nope!....Still a blar pic! :D [/nae]
Coach: Move it a bit to the left.
Driver: Turn on the fans!
Operator: Are you sure we're supposed to be doing this during the awards ceremony?
*Robot falls over*
Guy1: Your not supposed to do that!
Guy2: It's the programmers fault, I swear!
Coach: Sigh...
Enigma's puzzle
08-04-2009, 22:47
Hey guys is that our CRio out on the floor?
I was wondering why it wouldn't respond.
Wayne Doenges
09-04-2009, 07:30
Student in the middle: "What is that?"
Student on right: "I don't know what it is but don't hit it."
Student on left: "To late"
*robot goes up in a huge cloud of smoke and ashes*
Student in middle: "I guess that was one of the randomly placed Land Mines."
boomergeek
09-04-2009, 13:22
Driver on right: "Is that Danica Patrick driving for the Blue alliance and looking at me? (drops jaw)
Coach: "No, (she's not looking at me either), but I thinks she's zeroing in on our guy with the designer safety glasses."
Driver on left thinking: {Danica Patrick looking at me? Settle down, look cool, now lean and flex the bicep. Yeah, that's it: she's still looking.}
:D
Al Skierkiewicz
09-04-2009, 18:55
Is it over already? We didn't score anything yet!
Guy in the middle: "Hey, look, it's the Easter bunny!"
Guy on the right: "Woah! Can you tell what alliance he's on?"
Guy on the left: "Doesn't matter, he's giving out purple and green eggs!"
Guy in the middle: "Those aren't eggs! They're supercells!"
"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"
I secon--, no, wait, I thir--, uhh...I fourth that!
(Entry) Let's see how dumb we can look while they are taking our picture. The dumber we look the more likely to make Billfred's caption contest.
(non entry - "See it worked")
DonRotolo
12-04-2009, 10:12
[obviously not an entry]
Memo to self: find much-more-caption-worthy photo of Don, Dan, and Travis for next week... :P
{Also not an entry}: Heh. He doesn't know that I can't be photographed...
Note to Dan & Travis: Please let me know whenever you'll be within, say, 150 feet of me so I can hide my face - you never know where Billfred's minions are hiding with a camera...
{heh}
Andy Baker
13-04-2009, 08:54
{Also not an entry}: Heh. He doesn't know that I can't be photographed...
{heh}
(not part of entry) So... THIS is why you don't go to the Championships, you are afraid of Billfred catching you with a camera?! (end not part of entry)
(entry begins...)
Guy on left: dude, did you see Billfred's 'chops this year?
Coach: yeah... someone needs to say something. They are getting out of hand.
Guy on right: what... Billfred's 'chops? I think they are cool.
.
AB
kramarczyk
13-04-2009, 17:07
Announcer: This match is inspiration in action... just look at how excited these kids are to be here on the field competing.
Billfred
13-04-2009, 20:48
Okay, okay, time to put this one to bed.
First place goes to:
2815 was awarded the Rockwell Automation Innovation in Control Award for their use of the Wii Fit in gameplay.
Second place goes to:
Driver on right: "Is that Danica Patrick driving for the Blue alliance and looking at me? (drops jaw)
Coach: "No, (she's not looking at me either), but I thinks she's zeroing in on our guy with the designer safety glasses."
Driver on left thinking: {Danica Patrick looking at me? Settle down, look cool, now lean and flex the bicep. Yeah, that's it: she's still looking.}
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Karibou
2) Don Rotolo
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) Wayne Doenges
6) AndyB
7) Dan Swando
8) EricH
9) lingomaniac88
10) Andy Baker
11) Steve W
And the burn award, as if you had to guess, goes to:
"Worst Caption Contest Photo EVER!"
Which means the scores are:
Taylor 119
rocketperson44 113
EricH 109
Travis Hoffman 105
GaryVoshol 99
Don Rotolo 95
Karibou 84
JaneYoung 84
Wayne Doenges 81
kramarczyk 76
lingomaniac88 65
Al Skierkiewicz 63
rtfgnow 50
Barry Bonzack 49
EricS-Team180 37
AndyB 36
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 29
Anna B. 24
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Akash Rastogi 18
Andy Baker 17
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Rich Wong 14
dodar 14
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 11
typharn91 11
bobwrit 11
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
RMiller 8
boomergeek 5
George1902 5
Dan Swando 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
andrew348 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
Jeff Rodriguez 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Alex Cormier 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
Onward!
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