CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #252

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=856998&postcount=25):

Taylor 125
rocketperson44 117
EricH 114
Don Rotolo 112
Travis Hoffman 111
GaryVoshol 105
JaneYoung 98
Karibou 86
Wayne Doenges 84
kramarczyk 82
Al Skierkiewicz 69
lingomaniac88 69
rtfgnow 56
Barry Bonzack 51
AndyB 42
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 31
Anna B. 27
acdcfan259 21
Akash Rastogi 21
InfernoX14 19
dodar 18
Andy Baker 17
Rich Wong 16
typharn91 16
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
bobwrit 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
RMiller 8
Dan Swando 7
andrew348 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Tito H. 3
Greg Needel 3
rsisk 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31832

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Genia prepares for the 2009 IRI eating contest against reigning champion Dave "Bottomless Pit" Lavery. Personal trainer Amanda "Slowpoke" Morrison says, "Genia's almost ready for the event; she just needs to get down to not using the fork to face Mr. Lavery." Mr. Lavery could not be reached for comment on what the bet was that he was taking; Genia and Amanda refused to comment.

[Barry Bonzack]

Ohhhhhh the pastry-anity!



we're allowed to submit two entries, right?

Genia finally avenges all of those who met the ill fortune fate of death by chocolate.

[Billfred]

we're allowed to submit two entries, right?
[obviously not an entry]
You can submit as many as you want; I take the last one. (Of course, you can also Not An Entry them to keep your first.)

[Akash Rastogi]

Poor Dave....he just gave out one too many confusing clues for 2010. Poor err.....soul?...err.....:confused:

[Swan217]

Clearly the stress of Overdrive had gotten to Genia, and without a Trackball to savage, she took her anger out on a poor piece of cake.

{Not an Entry} I can't win - Barry took my "Death By Chocolate" angle {Not an entry}

[ATannahill]

Hey, thats not frosting.

[GaryVoshol]

[Aussie accent] That's not a knife. [/Aussie accent]

[kramarczyk]

It's the Joe Matt goes on a homicidal rampage pose. :ahh:

[Taylor]

While Jess distracts Billfred with her clipboard, I'll attack him with this cake!

[JaneYoung]

No matter how you slice it, that cake is toast.

[Rich Wong]

The inscription on the cake read,
"He who so ever draws forth this sword from the IRI Cake shall be the rightful king of Indiana FIRST."

Afterward Engenia commented.” King? ( munch ) Who is King? ( munch ) I just love chocolate cake!”

[Wayne Doenges]

Cake: "Genia, what are you going to do with that knife?"
Genia: "I'm going to cut you up in bite sized portions and eat you."
Cake: "I wouldn't do that, I'll make you break out......in zits."
Genia: "I don't care, I love chocolate."
Teammate: "Is Genia talking to that piece of cake?"
All of a sudden Genia yells "Death to Chocolate!!!"

[lingomaniac88]

Listen. Strange women lying in chocolate cakes distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!

[bobwrit]

The cake is a lie...

[AndyB]

What started as a "Westside Boiler Invasion" has ended in a full blown massacre.

<npoe>
Wow, I'm turning into Jane Young...





...awesome.
<npoe>

[Travis Hoffman]

William Cakespeare tries out a few lines from his newest play, The Baker of Kokomo:

"I am a cake. Hath not a cake frosting? Hath not a cake milk, flour, eggs, sugar, cocoa, butter; mixed with the same beater, subject to the same bad cooking, prepared by the same baker, warmed and cooled by the same oven and refrigerator as a pie is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?....."

Eugenia: "LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!! *STAB STAB STAB*

William Cakespeare: *Bleeding raspberry sauce* "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!"

[DonRotolo]

For her birthday, Genia's team let her actually use the joystick to drive the robot! Here we see her showing her appreciation as the robot moved in circles.

(At least, she thought it was a joystick.::safety:: She did begin to suspect something when the base of the controller started to break apart:ahh: ...but chocolate-raspberry cake being shoved into her mouth distracted he long enough to not worry about it much.:p )

Happy Birthday, somewhat belated, Genia!:D

[Karibou]

The cake is a lie...

WIN.

aww, I need to come up with a new entry now...>.<

[FRC4ME]

Like any FIRST participant, Genia is always keen on solving age-old problems. Here, she finds a way to halve her cake and eat it, too.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Sort of adds new meaning to the phrase "I think I'm going to kill of that last piece of cake" doesn't it?

[Joe G.]

In 2010, FIRST returned to their roots of maize craze, and released the most unconventional flooring yet, in "Cake Race."

Genia, as she prototypes a wheel, asks, "Hey FIRST, whatever happened to "The hardest fun you'll ever have?" Cake+mountain dew=....pretty easy fun"

[Karibou]

Knives + Cake + Birthday.

Man, I wish I was Genia.

[Billfred]

Okay, here we go! (I've been busy using Faces in iPhoto to simplify finding people in the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

First place goes to:

William Cakespeare tries out a few lines from his newest play, The Baker of Kokomo:

"I am a cake. Hath not a cake frosting? Hath not a cake milk, flour, eggs, sugar, cocoa, butter; mixed with the same beater, subject to the same bad cooking, prepared by the same baker, warmed and cooled by the same oven and refrigerator as a pie is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?....."

Eugenia: "LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!! *STAB STAB STAB*

William Cakespeare: *Bleeding raspberry sauce* "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!"

Second place goes to:

Listen. Strange women lying in chocolate cakes distributing knives is no basis for a system of government!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) FRC4ME
2) EricH
3) GaryVoshol
4) kramarczyk
5) AndyB
6) Rich Wong
7) JaneYoung
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Barry Bonzack

And the burn award goes to:

In 2010, FIRST returned to their roots of maize craze, and released the most unconventional flooring yet, in "Cake Race."

Genia, as she prototypes a wheel, asks, "Hey FIRST, whatever happened to "The hardest fun you'll ever have?" Cake+mountain dew=....pretty easy fun"

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 126
Travis Hoffman 121
rocketperson44 120
EricH 116
Don Rotolo 113
GaryVoshol 107
JaneYoung 100
Karibou 87
Wayne Doenges 85
kramarczyk 84
lingomaniac88 74
Al Skierkiewicz 71
rtfgnow 57
Barry Bonzack 53
AndyB 44
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 31
Anna B. 27
Akash Rastogi 22
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Rich Wong 18
dodar 18
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 16
Lions for First 15
bobwrit 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Tito H. 3
Greg Needel 3
rsisk 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
FRC4ME 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


Onward!

[JaneYoung]

Wow, I'm turning into Jane Young...



Andy, you crack me up. It's not that hard, is it? Just think of really bad puns all the time that make people groan - and you've got it made.

Loved your entry, btw. It was a real groaner.:)