CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #253

[Billfred]

Here goes!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=858762&postcount=24):

Taylor 126
Travis Hoffman 121
rocketperson44 120
EricH 116
Don Rotolo 113
GaryVoshol 107
JaneYoung 100
Karibou 87
Wayne Doenges 85
kramarczyk 84
lingomaniac88 74
Al Skierkiewicz 71
rtfgnow 57
Barry Bonzack 53
AndyB 44
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 31
Anna B. 27
Akash Rastogi 22
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Rich Wong 18
dodar 18
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 16
Lions for First 15
bobwrit 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 10
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
"Big Mike" 4
Tito H. 3
Greg Needel 3
rsisk 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
The Pre 2
FRC4ME 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
Rick TYler 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33975
(Had to do it before y'all decided to start one in the picture thread yourselves!)

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda sorta not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Rick TYler]

Coach: "THERE! SCORE RIGHT THERE! NOW!!!"

Driver (thinking to herself): A nun? What's a nun doing on a drive team? And when did the Church allow men to become nuns?

Second driver (thinking to himself): I thought I was on a mission from God!

[EricH]

Libby: Whew, I did that right. Now Sister Andy won't have to hit me with the ruler.

Wayne: Yeah, but you have to go HERE now, at warp 2!

Libby: I canna' do that, Wayne!

Sister Andy was less than amused. Especially when he realized that they were trying to drive the forklift in the hangar bay, instead of the robot, because the forklift was "cooler".

[GaryVoshol]

Libby: "Oww, oww. I thought, Great, we're on an alliance with 45. But that nun - she (?) wields a mean ruler. Just look at my knuckles. And that Mission from Dean thing - talk about taking names in vain!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Libby: "Wayne, we're losing! DO SOMETHING!"

Wayne [who, in addition to being a pretty, pretty princess (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28386), is secretly a Pokemon master]: I choose YOU, Bakernun! Use Irate Penguin Ruler Attack!"

Bakernun: "Baker Bakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" *smacks opposing drive team upside the head*

[Taylor]

The Midknight Inventors are testing their time machine. As the display shows, they've been transported to 1923. While the team is distracted by the sights and sounds of a world nearly a century past, they miss the chance to view Andy Baker's past life.

Side note: Regarding reincarnation, would AB's current life be a step above or below that of a nun?

[JaneYoung]

Photographer *thought bubble*: Is it a bad thing when Libby Kamen and Andy Baker both wear the same look of utter confusion on Galileo when one is branded as famous and the other is well, a nun?

Wayne: Ignore them, Gareth - just drive it like you invented it!

[rsisk]

Sister Mary Katherine and her team of teenage inventors pilot their multi seat time travel bus back to the year 1923.

[FRC4ME]

Wayne: "They've got us pinned! God help us now!"

<Andy Baker appears>: "GO LEFT!!!"

Libby, glancing from Wayne to Andy and back: "...how did you do that?"

[dodar]

Other Driver: isnt 45 on our alliance?

Libby: omg :(

Wayne: ANDY! what are your drivers doing?

Sister Andy: Those dim-witted drivers started the plan too early!

[lingomaniac88]

Team 1923 tried something rather unusual during the elimination matches: using a puppy instead of their robot.

Guy between the two pilots: Sit, boy, sit! Now, fetch the moon rock! Fetch the moon rock! ... Good boy!
Puppy: Arf arf!
Libby: Um... why are we using a puppy? Shouldn't we be using a robot?

No wonder they lost in the quarterfinals.

[DonRotolo]

Baker (shocked): Lord help us, that's blasphemous...
Kamen (dismayed): What the heck was that?
Penn (shouting): Just for that, you're going DOWN, v-Neun...
Driver (brillianizing): Wait! I have an idea! (that's when the red light lit up...)



[NPOE: and here I always thought they were all one person in different costumes]

[Barry Bonzack]

Glory Glory hallelujah,
Sister Baker hit me with ruler,
Coach Wayne Penn yelled 'here we go again,'
and team 45 tipped their alliance's trailer.

[Wayne Doenges]

*30 seconds prior to picture being taken*
Libby: "Sister Baker could you give us a little help?"
Andy: "Dear lord if you could help us out I promise not to wear this nun outfit again."
*present time*
Wayne: "Look at that!!!"
Libby: "What just happened?!?!"
Wayne: "The moon rocks just seemed to float out of the trailers and rearrange themselves so we got the highest score ever and still won by 2 points."
Libby: "It's a miracle."
*With the lord and Andy Baker, on the same team, against you, you can't win*

[Joe G.]

Wayne: Look over there, in the middle of the field
Driver: ...Its a bird........Its a plane
Libby: Its...Can that guy really service a supershifter mid-match? (all that is seen in the picture is Andy's reflection)

Wayne: Well, if the guy can score in 3 goals at once from 30 feet away, while hurdling, lifting 3 robots, shooting 3 point balls, capping vision tetras, hanging, and knocking over stacks, and making sandwiches, autonomously, I wouldn't be surprised...

[kramarczyk]

The driver is seriously reconsidering becoming a "science and technology hero" if his face might freeze like one of these.

[Pat McCarthy]

Get in the habit of listening to Andy Baker.

[Michelle Celio]

Libby: Uhhh Wayne....why is the reoglith melting?

Wayne: Because 1923 is on FIYA

Andy: Oh no, oh no....I'm getting out of here!


The driver is seriously reconsidering becoming a "science and technology hero" if his face might freeze like one of these.
I find this funny, because Libby's uncle is kinda THE science and technology hero.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Libby..."Did I just dump in our alliance's trailer?!?"
Wayne..."I will protect you from the ruler on the knuckles again, if I have to. Just keep playing! Maybe the penguin didn't notice."
Andy..."Doesn't he know the black habit gives super powers? It allows me to see all."

[Karibou]

Libby: "Why is there a pig on the field?"
Wayne: "I don't know...SCORE ON IT! SCORE ON IT!"
Andy:"Oh no, SUZY QQQQQQQQ!"

[Mr. Pockets]

Driver farthest left (Libby?): What is that stuff we're oozing?
Person in the middle (Wayne?): Whatever it is it just caused our partner to wipe-out
Driver to the right: -Wince- That might leave a mark

Sorry about any name mistakes I made. I'm new.

[kramarczyk]

I find this funny, because Libby's uncle is kinda THE science and technology hero.



Some might say that his has frozen too. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/29253) :p

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, y'all--my already-underway car search accelerated after someone probably not as concerned about his grandmother's pride decided to hit my car while parking and leave a bogus tag number in the note. Add a pre-existing lack of air conditioning and a leaky radiator to the mix, and my priorities shifted a bit. :)

First place goes to:

*30 seconds prior to picture being taken*
Libby: "Sister Baker could you give us a little help?"
Andy: "Dear lord if you could help us out I promise not to wear this nun outfit again."
*present time*
Wayne: "Look at that!!!"
Libby: "What just happened?!?!"
Wayne: "The moon rocks just seemed to float out of the trailers and rearrange themselves so we got the highest score ever and still won by 2 points."
Libby: "It's a miracle."
*With the lord and Andy Baker, on the same team, against you, you can't win*

Second place goes to:

The Midknight Inventors are testing their time machine. As the display shows, they've been transported to 1923. While the team is distracted by the sights and sounds of a world nearly a century past, they miss the chance to view Andy Baker's past life.

Side note: Regarding reincarnation, would AB's current life be a step above or below that of a nun?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH (who should be particularly glad I was watching Star Trek when the above happened)
2) Travis Hoffman
3) Karibou
4) FRC4ME
5) Pat McCarthy
6) Don Rotolo
7) rocketperson44
8) kramarczyk
9) Al Skierkiewicz

And the burn award goes to:

Team 1923 tried something rather unusual during the elimination matches: using a puppy instead of their robot.

Guy between the two pilots: Sit, boy, sit! Now, fetch the moon rock! Fetch the moon rock! ... Good boy!
Puppy: Arf arf!
Libby: Um... why are we using a puppy? Shouldn't we be using a robot?

No wonder they lost in the quarterfinals.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 131
Travis Hoffman 123
rocketperson44 122
EricH 118
Don Rotolo 115
GaryVoshol 108
JaneYoung 101
Wayne Doenges 95
Karibou 89
kramarczyk 86
lingomaniac88 77
Al Skierkiewicz 71
rtfgnow 57
Barry Bonzack 54
AndyB 44
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 31
Anna B. 27
Akash Rastogi 22
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
dodar 19
Rich Wong 18
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 16
Lions for First 15
bobwrit 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 11
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 6
George1902 5
Diriye 4
FRC4ME 4
rsisk 4
"Big Mike" 4
Tito H. 3
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
Pat McCarthy 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Rick TYler 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
Mr. Pockets 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


Onward!

[Horsegirrl]

these are HILARIOUS


i will show gareth and libby (the drivers) asap. i bet libby's seen this many times.