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This game was quite fun on another forum a long time ago. Here's how it works: one person asks a stupid question - either one with no answer, one with a very obvious answer, or one that just doesn't make sense. The next person is supposed to come up with an even dumber answer to that question: give an absurdly wrong answer to an obvious question, or just post something completely random and off-topic. The answerer then posts another question, and the game continues.
For example:
Was Spiderman 3 the first in the series?
No; Spiderman 17 came out first.
Why are cheetahs so darn slow?
Because the earth is triangular.
Why am I dead?
...and so on.
Bonus points if your questions and answers can relate to FIRST in some way. To start things off:
In what year did the 2009 Championship take place?
LWakefield
13-05-2009, 17:44
Because you are not alive.
What is the square root of purple?
ATannahill
13-05-2009, 17:54
purple^2
True or false: This statement is false.
Everyone knows that that's green!
Why not?
Tyler Hicks
13-05-2009, 19:03
what color are red firetrucks?
delsaner
13-05-2009, 20:35
False: Ninjas are better than pirates.
Why is a blackboard green?
Schnabel
13-05-2009, 20:46
Wait mine is purple.
Why do lies turn into the truth?
DonRotolo
13-05-2009, 21:00
They just do, we can't help it.
What is the difference between a duck?
A Big Bang
Why is this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63337) Victor not working. No one can figure out how to fix it...
Rick TYler
14-05-2009, 00:18
Why is this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63337) Victor not working. No one can figure out how to fix it...
It's really Victoria.
Why did Woodie Flower?
Because it was midnight when the cows came home.
Why isn't it orange in Mexico?
lady lighting
14-05-2009, 07:34
I thought people thought it was pink?
what is blue lightings color?
delsaner
14-05-2009, 08:44
Im not sure, but I will find an answer *goes to find a crayola crayon color*
Blue lightnings color is Razzmatazz
Why is there an expiration date for sour cream? :confused:
So you know when to hold the funeral.
If cows are female and bulls are male, how can there be cowboys?
Because I said so.
What is the answer to this question?
Mike Schreiber
14-05-2009, 19:56
The SimChickens
Why is Andy Baker so much cooler than Chuck Norris?
Phreadumb
14-05-2009, 20:22
Exactly.
How many numbers are there in the alphabet?
Eleventy cee.
Are there LightningChickens?
carolynn4848
15-05-2009, 15:11
Eleventy cee.
Are there LightningChickens?
Goofy.
Are you my mommy?
A bird.
how many is 42 robots?
Katie_UPS
24-05-2009, 16:12
A bowl of ice cream.
What are the symptoms of turning into a stop sign?
Burmeister #279
25-05-2009, 22:42
A working driver station
Where's my keyboard?
Chris is me
26-05-2009, 01:03
Under the screen, by the ceiling.
What's better than robotics?
Phreadumb
26-05-2009, 04:38
SECOND Robotics Competition
Did you forget?
lady lighting
26-05-2009, 07:44
did i forget my birthday????
what does the FIRST logo look like??????
delsaner
26-05-2009, 09:02
A pentagon, a triangular prism, and a cookie.
(happy birthday lady lightning! today is mine too! ^_^)
Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang?
Exploding Bacon
What is today?
Chris is me
26-05-2009, 14:53
Today is 2009.
What do you get when you cross a poof ball and an inner tube?
Mr. Pockets
26-05-2009, 16:46
Water game ^_^
How long is build season?
Phreadumb
26-05-2009, 21:28
Build time is approximately 3,628,800 seconds.
Do I make myself opaque?
NorviewsVeteran
26-05-2009, 23:18
No, it's just the mirror.
Who is Andy Baker?
When the cows come home.
Where is his bacon?
Travis Hoffman
28-05-2009, 21:41
Build time is approximately 3,628,800 seconds.
Do I make myself opaque?
Because Dwight Howard is a buffoon.
Why do I bother watching cursed Cleveland teams?
Lack of options.
Does Canada have a Fourth of July?
NorviewsVeteran
28-05-2009, 22:59
Nope. They have a 364 day year.
Does that mean they get to see the kickoff earlier?
Because Championship just happened.
Did Travis answer the wrong question?
delsaner
28-05-2009, 23:47
His answer seems pretty valid to me. His answer make total sense in regards to question being asked.
Are you a banana?
lady lighting
29-05-2009, 07:41
No im a pineapple.....
what color is the green grass
Chris is me
29-05-2009, 14:35
And high tides forever.
How many robotics teams does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
delsaner
29-05-2009, 14:40
None, robotics kids will make a robot to screw a lightbulb in... and beat "through the fire and the flames" on expert mode.
Why is it that fruit and cake are oh-so delicious, but fruitcake is just so horrible?
Because purple.
What color are green cars?
Travis Hoffman
29-05-2009, 20:10
Plaid.
Who let all the Yankees scum into Quicken Loans Arena last night?
Were the Red Sox in town?
Why is the sky blue?
Chris is me
30-05-2009, 17:10
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Why don't people play TMBG's "Robot Parade" during the robot parade?
Because the terrorists will win.
What color is your parachute?
Thread-resurrection yellow.
What month is kickoff this year?
Floopruary.
Why was this thread revived?
delsaner
23-11-2009, 15:52
asldkjasldkjasldkjasdlj
Why am I so tired?
J93Wagner
23-11-2009, 16:47
Go home and you'll find out.
Why was this thread resurrected?
Ryan Simpson
23-11-2009, 16:57
Donkey Pancakes
Who am I?
BrendanB
23-11-2009, 18:13
Russia
Why is the world round?
drumfreak
23-11-2009, 18:59
People kept falling off of the sides when it used to be a line.
When night falls, who picks it up?
a janitor
Why does blue and yellow make green?
Because there's no blellow.
yet.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck on a Tuesday?
Ryan Simpson
24-11-2009, 08:33
Depends on the metric conversions.
Where am I going?
karatekid
24-11-2009, 16:48
You're going somewhere.
Why is i the square root of -pi?
I didn't know pie had roots.
How many big bad wolves does it take to knock a building down?
BrendanB
24-11-2009, 17:24
pi
How come winnie the pooh isn't married?
delsaner
24-11-2009, 18:32
People cant marry animals, silly... (even though he is adorable).
Is this Chief Delphi?
Chris is me
24-11-2009, 19:12
Chief Delphi merged with Huskie Brigade.
Where am I?
Ryan Simpson
24-11-2009, 23:23
The abyss.
What time is it?
delsaner
25-11-2009, 08:04
GAME TIME!!!!! RAWRZ
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
A Toys-R-Us Kid.
(my keyboard doesn't have a backwards-R-key)
Do turkeys floss?
as much as the G14 rule
why is you here?
Your grammar isn't.:p
Who let the dogs out?
Internet memes relating to advice.
What time is it?
Quarter til eleventy-seven.
Why isn't it spelled sodder?
Burmeister #279
03-12-2009, 16:33
because good spelling would make pi an irrational number.
Why did i miss somebody asking 'what time is it', not once, but twice?
You don't have a clock.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
delsaner
03-12-2009, 16:50
Because he/she felt like it.
What do sheep count if they can't sleep?
Ryan Simpson
03-12-2009, 18:17
People
Where is the nearest Waffle House?
BrendanB
04-12-2009, 13:27
Check facebook.
Why is there no letter between x and y?
The mathematicians wanted the space for a parenthesis.
Why "open sesame" instead of "open up"?
Joe Schornak
10-12-2009, 13:58
Chuck Norris didn't approve.
Why does my roflcopter go "soi soi soi soi"?
wierdo94
15-12-2009, 17:14
because you slapped a planet
where did i park my tricycle?
J93Wagner
15-12-2009, 18:26
On the moon.
Why must I throw the monitor across the room?
The keyboard and mouse weigh a ton.
Why did it snow so much?
because it's almost build season
Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
Phoenix Spud
07-02-2010, 19:57
George Washington
Oink, Oink, BOOM???
Not if you want sausage.
Does Hawaii have a Cinco de Mayo?
delsaner
08-02-2010, 12:37
Yea, its on the 4th of July.
Why is my bus always late??
because you bus is not the only one to be at the office max sales....there are long lines you know!
...Why can you behave with that stick?
The stick is being mean to me. Its going to be hard to behave for much longer!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
VV Commenting on this post here below me because CD won't let me post twice in the same thread more than once in "a few hours" VV
Comment: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE IN A FULL BODY CAST?!?!?
Due to an incident involving a roundhouse kick, Kage will no longer be available for comment.
Why is snow white?
Hal'sWorld
08-02-2010, 17:50
everybody already ate the yellow snow
what happened to Schrodinger's cat? should i call the humane society or not?
Captain banana
08-02-2010, 18:06
I would call pest control, or the U.S. firing squad.
What is the difference between a watermelon and a bicycle?
Phoenix Spud
08-02-2010, 18:06
No, call Dean Kamen for his new and improved Segway.
What color is George Washington's white horse?
Redcoat.
Why do I twitch?
Phoenix Spud
09-02-2010, 16:46
Go ask a twitch-oligist.
Why is the Sydney Harbor Bridge in Sydney?
Hal'sWorld
09-02-2010, 17:21
No its in America! Just like the London Bridge.
Why are butterflies seven?
Dargel1625
09-02-2010, 19:40
Because seven eight nine.
Why is it cold outside?
Chris is me
09-02-2010, 20:10
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.
Will the robot drive tomorrow?
spacegy4
09-02-2010, 20:43
my other robot is a car.
How did the smoke escape from my computer?
Captain banana
10-02-2010, 18:12
Idk, I passed out from the fumes.
How long will this thread go for?
Phoenix Spud
10-02-2010, 19:10
Right now it is 2010
What state will Granite State Regional be held in?
Sandstone is in Arizona, so I'll say Nevada.
Why do marmots follow people who have food?
Phoenix Spud
11-02-2010, 17:06
Tim-Tams ROCK!!!
Why does London Bridge fall down so much in preschool but not in high school?
Hal'sWorld
11-02-2010, 20:01
97
What is the answer to my question?
jammin' calcman
11-02-2010, 20:12
Perhaps the question does not need an answer, but the answer needs to be questioned.
Why is it always electrical's fault? :confused:
The phenom
11-02-2010, 20:29
because it didnt fit in france
just Y?
Phoenix Spud
12-02-2010, 17:11
Don't for get a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, and z!
Why isn't FIRST second?
vic burg
12-02-2010, 17:45
Yes, FIRST does have to do with babies.
Why shouldn't we Breakaway? (lame, I know)
Captain banana
12-02-2010, 17:47
I <3 puppies!!!
will someone please say that I'm awesome?
Jack Gillespie
13-02-2010, 00:14
whirled peas!
What is a mouse when it spins?
Phoenix Spud
13-02-2010, 04:31
Mickey Mouse is better that Pooh Bear.
Why isn't Pooh Bear a Drop bear?
Jubungo42
16-02-2010, 18:24
By coloring out of the lines
how did the chicken cross the road?
Colonel Sanders missed one.
Who let the dogs out?
Apparently, it was the cake's fault.
what system of government does Kashyk have?
(actually, if anyone knows, tell me. I have wondered for a while.)
jamesdahlstrom
16-02-2010, 21:15
right now their political system is kind of hairy
why does 2+2=fish
Phoenix Spud
17-02-2010, 01:36
Because 2+1=333,125,123,123,456,678,789,901.12345678900987 654321
Why are geeks so geeky?
vic burg
17-02-2010, 13:21
Becuase this is FIRST.
How do you spell spell?
Sideways.
What color is the sky?
Captain banana
17-02-2010, 18:20
apply schrodingers equation and then you will know.
Does anyone understand the equation listed above?
Jubungo42
17-02-2010, 19:50
no because bannanas are acually pink with large yellow pocadots.
but why is Chuck Norris so AWSOME!?! :ahh:
Deathknight95
18-02-2010, 19:12
Do not question why he is awesome, you must just accept it.
Where's Earth?
Captain banana
18-02-2010, 19:21
Located in a tiny corner of what we call the universe.
Who likes my avatar?
SDiPoala
18-02-2010, 19:49
well the number of ions over the second vector is coharrent to the amount of times you allow the atoms of a salt partical to dissolve
is....the graphics?
Challenger243
18-02-2010, 20:03
yes but only proceed with great caution.
Water on the knee... commit to it?
Phoenix Spud
18-02-2010, 23:56
Go be a geek.
What color bumpers does the red alliance need to have?
jamesdahlstrom
19-02-2010, 12:30
green
why can't a wood chuck chuck wood
because pi squared is equal to the number of atoms used to make plutonium
no?
Challenger243
19-02-2010, 16:39
ask again later
why is pi called pi and not cake?
Jubungo42
20-02-2010, 16:57
because the sun is blue.
why is fire so cold?
Phreadumb
20-02-2010, 17:02
yes.
Have you ever met Chief Delphi?
thats a trick question everyone knows it takes 3 1/2 cups of sugar to get to the moon.
Do coconuts migrate?
koreaninventor
20-02-2010, 18:03
atoms can move anywhere
where's waldo and his dog?
JP Carlin
20-02-2010, 21:44
The abyss
Why doesn't blue have an orange tint?
Phoenix Spud
22-02-2010, 05:59
Because apples taste better than oranges.
What?
zahariel913
22-02-2010, 15:38
OK!
what is the meaning to life?
KrakatoaCoo
22-02-2010, 15:40
42 is the answer to your problemos.
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Jubungo42
22-02-2010, 15:43
because he failed to blow himself up and comited japanese suicide.
who am i?
JP Carlin
22-02-2010, 16:33
a sack of potatoS?
HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAP LOCKS?
[TBT] Vampire
22-02-2010, 16:42
With apple juice!
Has anyone seen my colon?
It is right here:
What is the value of infiniti?
Phoenix Spud
23-02-2010, 03:19
Well, since 2+2=5, I would have to say 225
Who is buried in King Tut's tomb?
jamesdahlstrom
23-02-2010, 12:45
jesus
what is the internet
KrakatoaCoo
23-02-2010, 17:59
program made for attackers and terrorists
why is Obama Prez?
because people were horribly dicieved and thought he was president bush running for a third term
why do spanish people speak spanish?
Chris is me
01-03-2010, 20:43
71.
Who can kick the farthest?
Lieutenant Dan
why are there 50 stars on the flag?
delsaner
03-03-2010, 12:53
because.
What comes in this box, this box, that rocks?
(I have the taco bell $5 box commercial stuck in my head)
BrendanB
03-03-2010, 13:03
A game hint!
What makes team RUSH rush?
293spike
04-03-2010, 07:07
Geddy Lee.
How much wood could Woodie Flowers chuck if Woodie Flowers could chuck wood?
Zanfardino2892
08-03-2010, 16:58
He wouldn't hurt trees because he wears tye-dye
Why is the person who posts below short?
Potatoes will take over the world
Why is there evil mercenary ninjas that sabatoge our robot in the room where we build hired by a team that i will not metion so if im right they wont kill me.(hint:there is no hint (there seriously is no hint im just messing with you))
because you took their bananas.
Why are pandas black and white?
Deathknight95
24-01-2011, 18:44
Because purple and white didn't look right.
Are we there yet?
fyrefrost
24-01-2011, 18:49
we've been there the whole time.
what rhymes with orange?
David Sahud
24-01-2011, 20:06
door hinge,
what came first? the chicken or the egg?
KamaluNg
26-01-2011, 21:30
What you like?
If all C's some D's, and some D's are E's, then some E's are definitely C's, right?
awesomegeek166
26-01-2011, 21:33
yes, cause c= Caromel Frapp. from Starbucks!
Why are none of the people on my team...on here?
vigkvagkv2
27-01-2011, 21:46
Because they're on a plane.
Why can't people ever follow the directions of a forum thread?
mangagirl41
05-02-2011, 20:10
Because they are imaginary
Why cant i get a pet wolf?
Nymph808
10-02-2011, 00:19
Pet wolves won't fetch the newspaper for you. It'll fetch your neighbors's arm.
Why does hot water make you feel cold?
takiko1996
10-02-2011, 00:20
because that's what she said
if the sky is on the ground where is my house?
Superllama12
10-02-2011, 12:29
In the same place as Scarecrow's brain
How can you tell if you're dead or not?
mangagirl41
11-02-2011, 18:37
Shoot yourself in the head, if you live then there ya go
why do monkey like bananas
i just gave you the money
Who's buying the pizza?
kingdomhearts<3
12-02-2011, 12:43
The robot is buying the pizza.
Does 2+3=7?
vigkvagkv2
12-02-2011, 14:28
Possibly. Consult a college professor to find out.
Why is browing chief delphi forums so fun?
Superllama12
16-02-2011, 14:42
Because "browing" sounds like eyebrows, so that MUST mean growing a unibrow, and growing a unibrow is SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Why do potatoes grow on trees?
mangagirl41
16-02-2011, 18:04
because they cant be as cool as apples and pears!
Why do cats in America go MEOW, but the ones in japan go NYAA?
flyingcrayons
16-02-2011, 20:44
because general mao said so.
why is this a dumb question?
Superllama12
17-02-2011, 09:15
There is no such thing as a dumb question, only stupid people asking questions. I think you can figure out your answer from here.
Why is modern music so awful?
Also, Mangagirl, where did "Japanese cats go nyaa" from, I have a friend who does that in Virginia (well, now North Carolina) and I always thought it was an inside joke, but I guess not!
Because I said so.
If a tree falls in the woods and noone hears it, does it make a sound?
Superllama12
18-02-2011, 21:54
It depends. Can forest gremlins hear?
What time is it?
And I swear to the FSM if somebody says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time" I will track them down and slurp their pulpified flesh through a bendy straw!!!!
vigkvagkv2
19-02-2011, 20:29
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time!
(You asked for it)
Why am I in a hoodie right now?
Mandelbrot
20-02-2011, 23:58
Because I always wear a hoodie on Thursday.
Why does our Watchdog keep eating our Netbeans?
vic burg
21-02-2011, 16:24
Because he wants to be blamed for all the farts.
Why do cats lick themselves?
Because someone's got to.
Why do dogs chase cats?
Superllama12
24-02-2011, 08:40
Because there aren't enough armadillos
On a side note, did you know that the nine-banded armadillo cannot roll into a ball; however, it can inflate its intestines with air and float across rivers!
Why doe people always get mad at me when I stab them thirty seven times in the chest and thein eath their hands?
Because you misspelled "then eat" as "thein eath".
Where is Waldo?
Superllama12
27-02-2011, 21:22
IN MAI BELLEH!!!!!!!
Why do they have to ruin a franchise because they want money (aka Pokemon)?
Because money makes the world go round.
Why does my toe hurt?
Superllama12
01-03-2011, 13:00
It would appear that God hates you, Mr. Boots! (C&H all the way!)
Why am I such a nerd (not that it's a bad thing)?
Because you are.
Why is school so boring
Superllama12
03-03-2011, 11:42
Because you spelled it "school", not a "skuul", which is where the cool catz like me go, and it is incredibly awesome and u r b bein liek "oooooooh, he is liek da coolest kat u ain't nevah sawded cuz he goed 2 skuul and not school"
Why is the English language so confusing?
Because it feels like it.
Why hasn't anyone posted anything other than superllama12 and me?
PAR_WIG1350
03-03-2011, 18:11
because your answers are lacking in creativity, because superllama12's spelling made your brain's creativity run and hide (which is to be expected).
Why are the clouds so loud?
vigkvagkv2
03-03-2011, 20:59
They like to go *rumble rumble BOOM*.
Why does my nose have to run at the same time I have the hiccups?
Superllama12
04-03-2011, 13:09
Obviously because your refrigerator stopped running, and someone had to keep running to keep the hamster wheel that powers you running, and during the switch, the refrigerator dropped some spoiled tacos down your throat, and your inner hiccuper is allergic to tacos. Obviously.
Why did Otto von Bismark back off when his duel partner decided that they would use cholera-ridden sausages as their weapons?
Because he was a vegiterian.
What is 2+3
vigkvagkv2
07-03-2011, 18:23
A version of infinity.
What is the url I'm looking at right now?
How the heck should I know?
What happens when you divide by zero?
vic burg
14-03-2011, 16:02
What DOESN'T happen?!
What is the answer to life?
nitneylion452
14-03-2011, 21:28
"Thank you for calling Life. All of our operators are busy at the moment."
Why are things clear?
emazingli
16-03-2011, 03:04
Because they are transparent that's why they are clear. LOL
What is the feeling of the pants got ripped while you are playing billiard?
L2english broski
The noodles! Where did they take her?!
mangagirl41
26-03-2011, 15:02
to planet sauce where they will marinate her till she becomes a noodle herself
When will the pigs fly and dominate the world?
Ninja_Bait
09-04-2011, 15:51
When exploding bacon gets a pig-shooter like cheesy poof's t-shirt cannon.
What is a crash bonus in MS Pinball for?
Figuring out how not to crash Windows... it's harder than it looks!
Why is my screen all blue?
David Sahud
10-04-2011, 12:38
Because it has 26 letters.
How many people does it really take to screw in a light bulb?
robobrando
28-01-2014, 23:53
"sigh"
Anthony Galea
28-01-2014, 23:59
-1
What is your favorite letter of the colors on the number line?
Jacob Bendicksen
29-01-2014, 00:04
Sriracha.
What's the meaning of life?
brandon.cottrell
29-01-2014, 00:13
8
Why can't we have nice things?
Invictus3593
02-02-2014, 16:46
not true, the spoon was invented in 1843
why is sound a wave? why not a particle?
Grey Mann
02-02-2014, 17:39
Because if sound was a particle then it would bust right through your eardrum as soon as you were born and render you deaf.
Where IS Hubert Humphrey?
Jacob Bendicksen
02-02-2014, 23:40
Right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Why is Karthik the overlord of FIRST?
Invictus3593
04-02-2014, 09:41
Dean says so.
Why is a regional so exciting?
Dan.Tyler
04-02-2014, 13:03
Because of the rules.
Why can't we program our bots in MATLAB yet?
Simplify
16-02-2014, 12:35
Because you took the blue pill.
Why do our pneumatics want to push down and break everything?
orangemoore
16-02-2014, 13:16
Because they don't know better.
Why is FIRST awesome?
Jacob Bendicksen
16-02-2014, 14:49
Dave Lavery's secret sauce.
Why won't my robot work?
Herbblood
16-02-2014, 15:45
Wait that's a robot?
How do I program a 2CAN?
Why would you want to program a bird?
What happens when a dumb question gets a dumb answer?
Grey Mann
16-02-2014, 17:18
It shall be succeeded by a stupider question about the first stupid questions.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
xXhunter50Xx
16-02-2014, 19:03
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood
Why are we here?
Because we are.
Where did the last six weeks go? :confused:
orangemoore
16-02-2014, 23:09
It went to FRC robots.
Why is life so hard?
Ivan_Yuri
17-02-2014, 17:36
Because your tears are delicious.
How do I cook a Waffletractor, when all of these darn Waffentragers keep interrupting my Bar-be-cue?
nxtmonkeys
18-02-2014, 11:32
You don't cook it, you toast it in a toaster and use your robot to fend off the attackers.
How do you spell "ROBOT"?
Grey Mann
19-02-2014, 19:20
Q-I-V-E-G
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Where is The Kretchma?
Dumplinghead
19-02-2014, 20:40
That is something only a Canis Familiaris would emulate in your dreams.
What is the Universe?
Galaxy Knuckles
20-02-2014, 09:39
You're mom
Why isn't my robot self-aware yet?
Grey Mann
20-02-2014, 18:30
Because Car Nack said so.
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Why don't we use Chernobyl as a prison/death sentence?
Invictus3593
20-02-2014, 23:01
I assume you lose; no question.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...ever?
Infinite wood
Is the pope Catholic?
Grey Mann
16-05-2014, 20:10
No, he's Σ
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Where is that bleedin' left-handed crescent wrench?
E_puello
16-05-2014, 21:24
It's in the same drawer as left handed hammer.
Where is my towel?
AngelsWings
16-05-2014, 22:10
In the dumpster
Why aren't you tape?
I'm an oven.
Why is mud so clean?
Brad Hanel
17-05-2014, 15:59
Because it's dirt cleaned with water!
Why do we get assigned to the blue alliance half of the time when our team shirts are red?
vladtheimpaled
03-06-2014, 15:18
Because bananas
Why don't we have flying robots playing quiditch while eating hamburgers yet?
orangemoore
03-06-2014, 20:40
Because bananas
Why don't we have flying robots playing quiditch while eating hamburgers yet?
Because robots don't eat hamburgers.
Why doesn't FRC happen all year?
Wasn't the question "why DOES FIRST happen all year?"?
Is that answer a dumb answer or a smart answer?
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