View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #255
Billfred
25-05-2009, 21:18
Can't have too many of these in a packet.
Here are the scores:
Taylor 133
Travis Hoffman 125
rocketperson44 124
Don Rotolo 120
EricH 120
GaryVoshol 109
JaneYoung 103
Wayne Doenges 97
Karibou 92
kramarczyk 88
lingomaniac88 78
Al Skierkiewicz 73
Barry Bonzack 64
rtfgnow 59
AndyB 44
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 31
Anna B. 28
Akash Rastogi 22
acdcfan259 21
dodar 21
InfernoX14 19
Rich Wong 18
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 17
bobwrit 16
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 11
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 7
George1902 5
FRC4ME 5
Diriye 4
Tito H. 4
rsisk 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
Pat McCarthy 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Mr. Pockets 2
Raumiester2010 2
Rick TYler 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33577
As always, the deadline is sorta kinda not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.
Go!
Guy: OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I picked it up too soon! :ahh:
Live from New York, it's Friday Morning! From 30 Rock to Moon Rock, this fella gets around. With FIRST robotics, even the pros can go pro!
DonRotolo
25-05-2009, 21:42
And the link to the previous score page (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=861207&postcount=24)
Fred (singing (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/sounds/sing.wav)): "Oohhh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! Oohhh, at last I know the secret of your arms."
[Apologies to, well, lots of folks]
Travis Hoffman
25-05-2009, 22:59
Regional Director:
"We asked for the "I'm on a Boat" dudes and instead, SNL sends us THIS hoser?"
Fred (singing (http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/sounds/sing.wav)): "Oohhh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! Oohhh, at last I know the secret of your arms."
[Apologies to, well, lots of folks]
YES. YES YES YES!
My entry to come later.
lingomaniac88
26-05-2009, 00:05
Before the regional event...
Regional director #1: Hey! I have an idea! Let's invite Barack Obama to our regional!
Regional director #2: Him? In this economy? Do you have any idea how much that will cost us? We'll go broke!
Regional director #1: Okay, we'll just get a guy who can do impressions of Obama.
After seeing Fred Armisen on the field...
Regional director #2: You idiot! We're trying to save money, and you invite a CELEBRITY?!
Regional director #1: Hey, it could have been worse. Tina Fey was asking for twice as much.
For those who don't know, Fred Armisen does impressions of Barack Obama on SNL.
Chris is me
26-05-2009, 00:55
Head Referee: How did he pass inspection? Clearly he violates this year's bumper rules...
ATannahill
26-05-2009, 05:34
One Super Cell to rule them all, One Super Cell to find them,
One Super Cell to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where G14 penalties lie.
Al Skierkiewicz
26-05-2009, 09:08
Saturday Night Live is always looking for new ideas or ways to twist old sketches into new and up to date material. Here we see Fred trying a new twist on the Land Shark idea by swimming with killer robots. Little does he know, the ball he is holding is like chumming for real sharks.
Another human sacrificed to the voracious robots...
Narrator: "It's time to check the nerd traps. Every week for six weeks, several of them are set up around the nation. After drawing blanks at some suggested locations, we go to the New York trap, the first one to actually be set up this week."
Second narrator: "Yep, we got one! Now for the ki-- Wait a minute, that guy's not a nerd! He's not from New England!"
Narrator: "Dang. Unfortunately, there's no escape once you're in. That's why we don't enter the traps."
Guy(singing): "Never gonna give you up.... Never gonna let you down..."
Rickroll... Sorry, I had to.
Field Reset: Hey, is that Andy Dick?
Fred Armisen: Watch your mouth.
Barry Bonzack
28-05-2009, 00:43
the thoughts of everyone in the stands:
Who?
Wayne Doenges
28-05-2009, 07:04
Fred: "OK, who threw this at me!?!?"
GaryVoshol
28-05-2009, 07:11
So where's the rest of DS&K?
JaneYoung
28-05-2009, 17:16
Fred: Celebrity schmelebrity - give me that spandex-covered ball and get out of the way. My inner dork is rising. Let's go lunatics, let's go!! Let's go lunatics, let's go!!
MC: Fred - you've used up your time.
Fred, as he starts waving team flags wildly: But I'm just getting started... oh look, blue hair! Green hair! Pink hair! Where do I get that? Hey! Are those buttons?!
Fred was last seen being carried off the field, yelling for MOE, er, more.
Mr. Pockets
30-05-2009, 22:52
Not content to merely impersonate a payload specialist, Fred Armisen decided to try his hand at robot impersonation. After 3 field resets he was informed that next time he would spend the match impersonating a trailer.
Fred was told repeatedly that he was not allowed to be on the field during the match, especially without safety glasses. "I don't understand why; they're only robots," he argued.
And then it hit him, in the package of a super cell fired into his chest at 20mph, at close range.
"Oh"
Fred arms himself after it is announced that David Patterson will be a guest speaker
"Who did their homework!?"
kramarczyk
31-05-2009, 19:29
Whoa!!! Is that Woody Allen having a panic attack?
Billfred
01-06-2009, 23:17
It's still Monday!
First place goes to:
Guy: OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I picked it up too soon!
Second place goes to:
Live from New York, it's Friday Morning! From 30 Rock to Moon Rock, this fella gets around. With FIRST robotics, even the pros can go pro!
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Travis Hoffman
2) EricH
3) Karibou
4) GaryVoshol
5) JaneYoung
6) AndyB
7) lingomaniac88
8) Don Rotolo
9) Al Skierkiewicz
And the burn award goes to:
the thoughts of everyone in the stands:
Who?
Which means the scores are:
Taylor 138
Travis Hoffman 127
rocketperson44 125
Don Rotolo 122
EricH 122
GaryVoshol 111
JaneYoung 105
Wayne Doenges 98
Karibou 94
kramarczyk 89
lingomaniac88 80
Al Skierkiewicz 75
Barry Bonzack 67
rtfgnow 60
AndyB 46
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
dodar 31
Steve W 31
Anna B. 28
Akash Rastogi 22
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
Rich Wong 18
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 17
bobwrit 17
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 11
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 7
George1902 5
FRC4ME 5
rsisk 5
Diriye 4
Tito H. 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Mr. Pockets 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
Pat McCarthy 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Rick TYler 2
Chief Pride 1
Chris is me 1
Cuog 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1
Onward!
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