CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #258

[Billfred]

You'll have to be on top of your game this week, dawg.

Here are the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=863534&postcount=28):

Taylor 141
rocketperson44 136
Travis Hoffman 131
EricH 126
Don Rotolo 125
GaryVoshol 116
JaneYoung 108
Wayne Doenges 104
Karibou 101
kramarczyk 91
lingomaniac88 83
Al Skierkiewicz 77
Barry Bonzack 70
rtfgnow 63
AndyB 56
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
Steve W 32
dodar 31
Anna B. 30
Akash Rastogi 24
Rich Wong 22
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
bobwrit 19
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 17
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 13
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 11
BlondeNerd 10
rsisk 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
andrew348 7
George1902 5
Chris is me 5
FRC4ME 5
Mr. Pockets 5
Diriye 4
Tito H. 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
Pat McCarthy 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Rick TYler 2
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Daniel_LaFleur 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
ExarKun666 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/32227

As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[EricH]

I've never eaten Jaguar before. Tastes like thunderchicken...

[dodar]

Andy: $10 better be enough for me to eat this!

[Joe G.]

Andy; top of the food chain

[ATannahill]

Andy: Yeah I'm that great.

[DonRotolo]

Wow, Sunday night and everything...

1.
(adopting Homer Simpson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson) persona) Mmmmm. Jaguar. <drool>
2.
No, it won't "get your motor running" if you eat it.
3.
"Wait - I haven't wired it yet"
4.
No, this is not how to "get wired"
5.
Misunderstanding the comment "that Jaguar is fried", Andy B prepares to visit the dentist.

6.
Here we see part of the Luminary Micro Jaguar production line. BwaaHaaaHaa.....and you thought we built them?



Knowing the rules, I know that only the last entry counts. Just thought I'd give a little insight into my thought process for a Caption Contest entry. We're getting close to the end of this one...

[GaryVoshol]

AndyB never gets any birthday cake, due to a worldwide shortage generated by the other Andy B(aker)'s birthday celebrations just two days earlier. This year he resorts to eating excess robot parts instead.

[Jared Russell]

OM NOM NOM

(how was I the first person to post that?)

[rsisk]

A well fed AndyB can actually produce a dozen Jaguars in less than a day, ejecting the complete devices through his mouth

[Andrew Schreiber]

And this children is where we produce the Jaguar Electronic Speed Controllers. Do not try this at home, Andy has been trained since birth to produce only the highest quality ESCs.

<not an entry>
Seriously, this is NOT a jab against the Jaguars or their manufacturing process, I just wanna know if this is a violation of any workplace safety rules.
</not an entry>

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy the speed controller connoisseur tastes his first Jaguar:

"Hmmmm, Full-bodied texture.....yet very light and flaky.....has a distinct smoky aroma..... This product is well-suited for bold risk-takers who like to live dangerously...."

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Must...not...eat...new...electronics...

[Taylor]

Introducing the FIRST diet: A jaguar for breakfast, one for lunch, and a sensible dinner!

[lingomaniac88]

Everybody dreams of becoming a cyborg, but this is ridiculous!

[Chris is me]

Stumped as to how to fit everything onto his control board, Andy chews on the problem a little.

[Akash Rastogi]

Uhhh waiter, this Jaguar is burned....I requested it only be fried.....:mad:

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy fell asleep in electronics class and had a dream that his mother made him a big batch of brownies. Andy ate all of them.
When he woke up all of the jaguars, in class, were missing.

[AndyB]

I should'a gone to private school.

:rolleyes:

[JaneYoung]

Cat got your tongue, Andy?

[Rich Wong]

Dictionary of FIRST Idioms - "Put your Speed Controller in your mouth"

Definition- You "Put your Speed Controller in your Mouth" when you say something that makes your veteran team member feel embarrassed in front of the rookies.

Top 3 "Put your Speed Controller in your Mouth"
1. "Oh, don't worry about reverse wiring, it will not damage the Jaguar."
2. "Voltage? Sure anything from 12v-18v will work with no problem."
3. "Don't worry about ventilation, that is what the fan shield is for."

See Caption contest photo #258.

[Karibou]

No, no, NO! You've got it all wrong! Andy is OBVIOUSLY trying to impersonate "Muzzy, the titular furry green extraterrestrial who was jailed for eating parking meters in the town square.*" With no nearby parking meters or clocks, he has been forced to eat Jaguars!

Andy-"M-mmm good".

(Note: He still has to work on growing the green fuzz. He's not a Chia-pet; it takes some time.)


*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzy_in_Gondoland

[Bharat Nain]

Fried Jaguars.......... yummm.. delicious...

[kramarczyk]

And now Andy only runs one way... backward.

[Barry Bonzack]

How many licks does it take to get to the center, Andy?

[Mr. Pockets]

There are no great robotics geeks who don't have a bit of robot mixed in.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Andy using his own method to mark + and - on the Jaguar. However this method is not approved by the Dental Association of America.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Cat got your tongue, Andy?

Second place goes to:

And now Andy only runs one way... backward.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) Barry Bonzack
3) Don Rotolo
4) Jared341
5) AndyB
6) rsisk
7) Andrew Schrieber
8) Taylor
9) Wayne Doenges
10) Chris is me
11) Akash Rastogi

And the burn award goes to:

AndyB never gets any birthday cake, due to a worldwide shortage generated by the other Andy B(aker)'s birthday celebrations just two days earlier. This year he resorts to eating excess robot parts instead.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 143
rocketperson44 137
Travis Hoffman 132
Don Rotolo 127
EricH 127
GaryVoshol 119
JaneYoung 118
Wayne Doenges 106
Karibou 102
kramarczyk 96
lingomaniac88 84
Al Skierkiewicz 79
Barry Bonzack 72
rtfgnow 64
AndyB 58
EricS-Team180 37
SlaminSwimster 32
dodar 32
Steve W 32
Anna B. 30
Akash Rastogi 26
Rich Wong 23
acdcfan259 21
InfernoX14 19
bobwrit 19
Andy Baker 17
typharn91 17
Lions for First 15
Schnabel 14
Jeff Rodriguez 14
Water Bandit23 13
FoXy92 12
KathieK 12
rsisk 12
Enigma's puzzle 12
Michelle Celio 11
BlondeNerd 10
tim_reiher 10
Elgin Clock 9
boomergeek 8
Dan Swando 8
RMiller 8
Chris is me 7
andrew348 7
Mr. Pockets 6
George1902 5
FRC4ME 5
Diriye 4
Tito H. 4
"Big Mike" 4
Greg Needel 3
taylort 3
whlspacedude 3
ZakuAce 3
Alex Cormier 3
cobrawanabe1699 3
FlyingCrayons 3
GillSt.Bernards 3
Andrew Schreiber 2
Hachiban VIII 2
James1902 2
Jared341 2
Jay H 237 2
KarenH 2
Katie_UPS 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
Pat McCarthy 2
The Pre 2
basicxman 2
LittleSwimmer14 2
Raumiester2010 2
Rick TYler 2
Bharat Nain 1
Chief Pride 1
Cuog 1
Daniel_LaFleur 1
Dave Scheck 1
Dorienne 1
ExarKun666 1
Ioski 1
Kyle 1
Libby K 1
MoeMom 1
mtaman02 1
Protronie 1
Richard 1
skimoose 1
Zach Purser 1
Zyik 1


Onward!