Log in

View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #261


Billfred
05-07-2009, 22:22
It's a new year!

Normally, the scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=865771&postcount=19) would be posted here. But, since it's the first contest of a new year, all the scores are wiped clean. Instead, I substitute the rules:

The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you're not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.

Traditionally, roughly half of the entries receive a two-point honorable mention, and one particularly good zinger received the burn award, good for three points. The remainder receive a single point.

There have been some updates to the rules over the years:

Due to the fact that the state of Florida seems to get walloped with a hurricane every other week, the deadline for all caption contests shall be extended to 9 PM on Friday. Furthermore, any contestant may request in the event of an emergency or natural disaster for the next caption contest to be posted up to 47 hours before Billfred originally planned on it.

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.

("Working" gets a rather liberal interpretation, mind you.)

No person may kidnap, threaten, or otherwise cause harm or mental distress to Billfred in order to influence the outcome of a caption contest.

At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.

Anyone except Billfred can enter the caption contest, even if it's their picture.

If, in Billfred's judgement, he will be unable to administer the caption contest for a week, he may select one contestant to temporarily run the contest, including picture selection and judging. Since that contestant can't enter their own contest, they will receive their average score multiplied by the number of weeks they run the contest, rounded off.

Since then, the only thing that's changed is the deadline: Saturday at midnight Eastern, though entries posted afterward will count if they're posted before I open the thread to score it.

With all that said, here's this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31379

Go!

ATannahill
05-07-2009, 22:29
Orion:Wow, Deanim would actually improve Billfred's look. Aldo, the Hawaiian shirts and a pony tail.

Taylor
05-07-2009, 22:39
Mr. Kamen: Okay, we'll race in 3, 2, hey, look, there's Will Smith! <zoom!>

Karibou
05-07-2009, 22:40
Sportscaster/MC 1: "Wait a minute, I thought you were only allowed to have ONE player on each base??"
Sportscaster/MC 2: *Chuck Norris joke style* "Dean Kamen can have as many players on base as he wants to. Dean Kamen is also allowed to steal home plate."

The outcome of the game? 16 innings (http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290703109) of hardcore robot baseball.

Mr. Pockets
05-07-2009, 22:48
Safety Official: And what, Mr. Kamen, do you think you're doing out there without safety glasses.
Dean: Look I know robots can be very dangerous, but this one has seasoned handlers at the controls. I'm perfectly saf-
(robot jerks violently towards Dean making him jump back.)
Safety Official: Perfectly safe eh? (smugly hands Dean a pair of safety glasses)
(Dean to the cackling bot operators): You're getting double homework for this!

[npoe]Wow that was short off season (wonder what would happen if the FRC off season was that short ^_-).[npoe]

dodar
05-07-2009, 22:51
Orion( in the creepy voice from the AI plane in the movie Stealth): OK Dean, now it is time to see what you are made of

bobwrit
05-07-2009, 23:26
Orion: What is this? I'm sure this violated some rule somewhere...

Akash Rastogi
05-07-2009, 23:29
NOW PRESENTING HEELYS, FOR ADULTS!

ALMOST AS ENTERTAINING AS wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman!!!!

YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU'LL RACE TINY PLUNGERHEADED ROBOTS!!!

IN STORES NOWWWWWW!!!!!

Steve W
05-07-2009, 23:58
Dean : I said keep him away from my baby. She's much to young to go out with the likes of Orion!

Chris is me
06-07-2009, 00:42
Dean: "First one to the finish line gets the Founder's Award!"

KarenH
06-07-2009, 00:49
How to predict race outcome: Loser will be the one whose hands are planted on his jeans.

rsisk
06-07-2009, 01:24
1st annual "Take the plunge race". Team Orion came prepared with their plunger, team Kamen misread the rules and came prepared only with a pocket protector and a used set of denims.

EricH
06-07-2009, 01:55
MC: Red alliance ready? Blue alliance ready?
Dean: Wait, where are my partners?
Game announcer: Dean, this event is for alliances of one.
Dean: Oh, OK. I'm ready, then.
Team 102 driver: Are you SURE you don't want to use your Segway?
Dean: Sometimes, science and technology can't help you against science and technology.
MC: OK, then 3... 2... 1... GO!
Dean: Hey, attacking your opponent isn't graciously professional! OUCH!
Team 102 driver: Oops.
MC: Let's try this again. 3... 2... 1 ... GO!

Dean was later heard to say: I should have used the Segway when I had the chance. Durn science and technology!

GaryVoshol
06-07-2009, 06:52
Girl behind glass with wristband: "Waiting for Dean to begin running is almost as bad as waiting for him to finish speaking."

Chief Pride
06-07-2009, 09:58
Old Lady: Okay, I guess denim does make your bottom look good!

JaneYoung
06-07-2009, 10:13
Dean: I really hate it when a song sticks in my mind during moments like this.
*starts singing under his breath*:

Running on - running on empty
Running on - running blind
Running on - running into the sun
But I'm running behind...

Orion:
Yes, but remember the rest:
*finishes the song thought*:

Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that'll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave.

Dean: Well, what are we waiting for, let's make 'em smile. :)

--
song: Running on Empty by Jackson Browne

youngWilliam14
06-07-2009, 10:48
Who will win the showdown of the century? The Hunter Orion or Denim-man? This Is FIRST: WWE for N3rds!

Barry Bonzack
06-07-2009, 10:58
Conversation amoung members in the crowd: "There is no way students designed the one on the denim team."

Steve W
06-07-2009, 14:37
Girl behind glass with wristband: "Waiting for Dean to begin running is almost as bad as waiting for him to finish speaking."

Ouch! Burn award at least.

AndyB
06-07-2009, 14:46
Orion: Really—I'm the fastest robot in the nation and you pit me against this guy? He'll be lucky to avoid chafing!

Lil' Lavery
06-07-2009, 16:14
Dean lost.

EricH
06-07-2009, 17:04
Ouch! Burn award at least.
[Not an entry] Seconded. [/Not an entry]

lingomaniac88
06-07-2009, 17:13
Dean and Orion do the Cha-Cha slide.

Music: Sliiiiide to the left!
Dean: *slides to left*
Orion: *slides to left*
Music: Sliiiiide to the right!
Dean: *slides to right*
Orion: *slides to right*
Music: Crisscross!
Orion: Um... how the heck am I going to do that?

Al Skierkiewicz
07-07-2009, 07:26
No, I still don't see it!
Well Dean, maybe you need to get down on your knees. Maybe you should try some RGB manipulation, it works for me! Maybe you just need a higher power processor. Are you sure you don't see it? It's big and round and the only Red thing over there.

Travis Hoffman
08-07-2009, 12:01
When asked to show off his dance moves at little Kyle's bar mitzvah (so awesome it had its own robotic plumber to clean the bathroom), Dean was able to comply with the DJ's "Hands on the knees!" directive; however, when informed it was "time to get funky", he failed in a manner most epic. But Grandma Kamen, standing behind him, saved the day when she kicked it really old school.

Daniel_LaFleur
08-07-2009, 12:35
... and then Dean showed us why he prefers robotics over athletics.

Matt Attallah
08-07-2009, 20:09
You turn to the right and you can ride out of this. You turn to the left and you see how deep the rabbit hole gets...

;)

Gary.C
08-07-2009, 21:43
Orion : Dean, why are you taking a break before you even started.

Wayne Doenges
09-07-2009, 07:15
Miss Seggy (the Segway): "Orion, if you win this race I will be yours forever."
Orion: "Just watch my dust."
*Orion looses*
Miss Seggy: "Oh Dean, I will be yours forever."

NorviewsVeteran
10-07-2009, 16:38
Dean: I give you 6 weeks and this is what I get back?

DonRotolo
10-07-2009, 16:40
In a rare occurrence, Dean Kamen actually had to crouch down to be at eye level for a photo op with Orion from team 102.

Joe G.
12-07-2009, 16:30
Although Orion got off to an early lead, Dean's height allowed him to cross under the overpass undeterred, while orion got hung up on a trackball. Afterwords, a thrilled Dean commented "This had to be the one year we took away human players..."

kramarczyk
12-07-2009, 18:12
I always knew Dean would go places...

Billfred
13-07-2009, 21:51
It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

NOW PRESENTING HEELYS, FOR ADULTS!

ALMOST AS ENTERTAINING AS wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubeman!!!!

YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU'LL RACE TINY PLUNGERHEADED ROBOTS!!!

IN STORES NOWWWWWW!!!!!

Second place goes to:

Conversation amoung members in the crowd: "There is no way students designed the one on the denim team."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Daniel_LeFleur
2) Matt Attallah
3) Travis Hoffman
4) Taylor
5) Karibou
6) Mr. Pockets
7) KarenH
8) rsisk
9) JaneYoung
10) GaryVoshol
11) Al Skierkiewicz
12) lingomaniac88
13) rocketperson44
14) kramarczyk

And the burn award goes to:

Orion: Really—I'm the fastest robot in the nation and you pit me against this guy? He'll be lucky to avoid chafing!

Which means the scores are:

Akash Rastogi 10
Barry Bonzack 5
AndyB 3
Al Skierkiewicz 2
Daniel_LeFleur 2
GaryVoshol 2
JaneYoung 2
KarenH 2
Karibou 2
kramarczyk 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
Mr. Pockets 2
rocketperson44 2
rsisk 2
Taylor 2
Travis Hoffman 2
bobwrit 1
CHI DONG08 1
Chief Pride 1
Chris is me 1
dodar 1
Don Rotolo 1
EricH 1
Lil' Lavery 1
NorviewsVeteran 1
rtfgnow 1
Steve W 1
Wayne Doenges 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!