CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #273

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=875847&postcount=26):

Travis Hoffman 43
lingomaniac88 38
AndyB 37
Akash Rastogi 32
kramarczyk 29
JaneYoung 29
rsisk 28
Taylor 28
Ryan Simpson 25
EricH 23
GaryVoshol 23
rocketperson44 23
Don Rotolo 21
Karibou 19
Mr. Pockets 19
rtfgnow 19
Barry Bonzack 18
Wayne Doenges 17
dodar 16
Al Skierkiewicz 15
Chris is me 15
MissInformation 13
bobwrit 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Rich Wong 11
NorviewsVeteran 10
Katie_UPS 8
Steve W 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
delsaner 5
KarenH 4
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
DRAKE343 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
RMiller 2
Tito H. 2
jmanela 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34055

As always, the deadline is theoretically possibly sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[DonRotolo]

Growling at a robot is futile if it doesn't have sound sensors.

OK, I'll settle for my 1 pity point, seems like that's all I get lately...:rolleyes:

[Akash Rastogi]

Robots: making America healthy again, one nerd at a time.

[EricH]

99 pieces of salad in the tray,
99 pieces of salad.
Feed him one, watch him eat,
98 pieces of salad in the tray!

98 pieces of salad...

[rsisk]

Dean's first attempt at a prosthetic arm. Boy has he come a long way.

[ATannahill]

Wow, eating this salad is easier than getting one point in the caption contest.

<npoe>another week of pity points

[GaryVoshol]

Guy in background wearing glasses*: "Now if they could just get it to serve the M&M's ..."

* - ::ouch:: ::safety::

[Josh Drake]

Need.....more.....degrees.....of.....freedom.....

[Taylor]

Robot Math

1 + 0 = 1

1 forkwielding robot + 0 safety glasses = 1 eye

[JaneYoung]

Dave Lavery while standing next in line:

*grumble, grumble* Why does it have to be the healthy stuff?! Why can't it be donuts?! *grumble, grumble*

[delsaner]

This gets me in the mood for a thunderchicken caesar salad... :cool:

[bobwrit]

Watch as the robot tries to put salad in his eye....


*jab*

Oh, it missed... I didn't know that humans could swallow forks whole...

[dodar]

So this is where all the military funding from the Stimulus Bill is going, building robots to feed mentors at competitions

[Travis Hoffman]

The robot told Gullible Chuck there would be cake.....but as you can see, the cake is a lie.

[Katie_UPS]

We tried to inform him that, no, that is not a microphone, and no, you cannot order a cheeseburger.

[Mr. Pockets]

"Reach! Reach! Reach! Wait not that fa...."
Salad flies everywhere as the dear mentor inadvertently "goes green".

[Steve W]

Guess who had a bad reaction to the food.

[lingomaniac88]

How FIRST students break the fast at the end of Yom Kippur.

NPOE: To those who fasted, I hope it was easy and meaningful.

[Wayne Doenges]

Robot: "Come on, just a few more bites, of salad, and you can have a donut. Here comes the airplane......zooooooooom"

[GillSt.Bernards]

Its not lunch time. Oh well!

[kramarczyk]

Here we see the 'Bad Idea Committee' during a working lunch.

[Ryan Simpson]

When you come to a fork in the robot, take it.

[Chris is me]

The new "Safety Screener 5000" checks for safety glasses. This picture taken seconds before failing the test.

[/pity]

[Karibou]

Guy in the yellow shirt (in the background): (thinking) "Hmm...I wonder how long it will take him to realize that the battery died?"

[Joe G.]

The obvious question is "whose job did this robot take away? And are they happy about this?"

[Mrs.Drake343]

How many engineers does it take to eat a salad?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Here is a demonstration of Salad Bar by Committee! It works but the throughput is slower than kindergarten class on a field trip to McD's.

[Billfred]

To whomever nudged my girlfriend to remind me about judging the caption contest: I wasn't that oblivious. ;)

First place goes to:

When you come to a fork in the robot, take it.

Second place goes to:

Robot Math

1 + 0 = 1

1 forkwielding robot + 0 safety glasses = 1 eye

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Mr. Pockets
2) Travis Hoffman
3) kramarczyk
4) lingomaniac88
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Katie_UPS
7) JaneYoung
8) GaryVoshol
9) rtfgnow
10) rsisk
11) Akash Rastogi
12) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Here is a demonstration of Salad Bar by Committee! It works but the throughput is slower than kindergarten class on a field trip to McD's.

Which means the scores are:

Travis Hoffman 45
lingomaniac88 40
AndyB 37
Ryan Simpson 35
Akash Rastogi 34
Taylor 33
kramarczyk 31
JaneYoung 31
rsisk 30
GaryVoshol 25
EricH 24
rocketperson44 24
Don Rotolo 22
Karibou 21
Mr. Pockets 21
rtfgnow 21
Wayne Doenges 19
Barry Bonzack 18
Al Skierkiewicz 18
dodar 17
Chris is me 16
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Rich Wong 11
NorviewsVeteran 10
Katie_UPS 10
Steve W 9
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
delsaner 6
KarenH 4
DRAKE343 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
RMiller 2
Tito H. 2
jmanela 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
GillSt.Bernards 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!