View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #284
Billfred
13-12-2009, 23:43
It's that time again!
Here are the scores after the last round:
JaneYoung 68
GaryVoshol 62
Ryan Simpson 61
Travis Hoffman 61
lingomaniac88 61
Taylor 58
rsisk 53
AndyB 49
Don Rotolo 49
kramarczyk 47
Mr. Pockets 44
EricH 43
Akash Rastogi 39
rtfgnow 35
Karibou 34
Wayne Doenges 34
Chris is me 30
Al Skierkiewicz 30
Barry Bonzack 24
rocketperson44 24
dodar 23
Rich Wong 22
NorviewsVeteran 22
Katie_UPS 18
delsaner 16
BrendanB 14
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
GillSt.Bernards 7
RMiller 5
KarenH 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
J93Wagner 3
jmanela 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1
And the picture:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21581
As always, the deadline is theoretically sorta kinda possibly Saturday at midnight Eastern.
Go!
Barry: "Hey guys, I found this year's game pieces!"
lingomaniac88
14-12-2009, 00:22
In an alternate reality, the Bear Jew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inglourious_Basterds) used his bat to pick up tetras and trash.
The Harmony Hurricanes' catch of the day:
1 snapping turtle, several budcanfish, an orange highway safety vest, and countless stories of The One That Got Away: the Barryfish.
Barry Bonzack IS dressed for success!
DonRotolo
14-12-2009, 01:54
Looky here Darleen, we're gonna be eatin' good tonight!
GaryVoshol
14-12-2009, 06:37
Crocodile Hunter voiceover: "Here we see the plastic hunter snag the wild polyethylene. Notice how he uses a PVC capture pole to hide his scent. Crikey! Watch out for the defensive water bag! You don't want that slime on you."
It wasn't until they got to the editing room that they realized the footage could never be used. The barrier wall of the plastic wildlife reserve was in the shot. It was all staged!
So the old Tetras do have a use! Unfortunately, Barry is displaying unsafe practices - everybody knows he should be wearing the Umbrella Hat (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23483) for safety.
Barngirl425
14-12-2009, 09:06
Smile this is supposed to be fun. Just keep smiling and moving. Eww this smells so bad.
By the way this is Gill.St.Bernards for some reason I cannot get into my old account
Go Go Gadget: Pick-up-the-nasty-crap.
http://www.mrgadget.com.au/catalog/images/inspector_gadget.jpg
delsaner
14-12-2009, 10:21
*ques Holy Grail peasant*
"DENNIS! There's some lovely filth down here!"
ATannahill
14-12-2009, 10:22
Barry works community service after being caught breaking into the basement lab of the GDC.
BrendanB
14-12-2009, 13:22
Hey look its swampthing! Their robot much more human in person :confused: !
NorviewsVeteran
14-12-2009, 18:54
"Here we see a FIRSTer in the wild. Though not in his natural habitat, he has managed to adapt to his environment and find a way to benefit society, even through the horrible rank of ... that thing. You can also see him recycle his surroundings into tools to help him in picking up ... that thing. Be sure to come back next Tuesday when we'll try to track down the elusive Code Monkey when it travels away from its lair to acquire a fresh case of Mountain Dew."
J93Wagner
14-12-2009, 20:44
*cue teenage girl*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Keep that thing... AWAY!!!
JaneYoung
17-12-2009, 15:14
Barry Bonzack's campaign for Going Green:
Got goo?
Got garbage?
How about - gobs of green globs of slime?
Got that?
Barry is way out in front, leading the pack in the run for Going Green with his gooiest slimiest globs of garbage on a stick. He'll either sink or swim but no matter what, Barry is going going gone with the Going Green campaign.
Mr. Pockets
17-12-2009, 15:58
Guys, look what I just found! It's all the money I could be saving by switching to Geico!
Al Skierkiewicz
19-12-2009, 09:32
You know, I watch the Discovery Channel and those guys have really great tools to pick up water samples. How come I get this cheap stick with a few nails in it and a Walmart bag? Can this even be called science?!?
Ryan Simpson
20-12-2009, 10:45
While cleaning, Barry has also been searching for the infamous moonfish. So far, no luck.
kramarczyk
20-12-2009, 13:09
Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.
Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!
Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.
Barry Bonzack
20-12-2009, 16:00
:: During the the 1604 new member orientation ::
Inquiring mind: So Barry, tell us about all of the exciting things we will get to do and see if we become members of the Harmony Hurricanes?
Barry: Funny you should ask...
Billfred
21-12-2009, 22:47
Okay, okay, here we go!
First place goes to:
Barry recruiting team sponsors at roadside.
Look at the bag of discarded waste contaminating our planet swinging back and forth... back and forth. You are getting sleepy; your eye's are becoming heavy... very heavy. You are feeling the desire to invest in science and technology. You are in a deep, deep sleep. You want to contribute to the betterment of society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must inspire society. You must sponsor a FIRST team. You must mentor a FIRST team. You must... HEY! Watch it! Stay on your side of the white line, buddy!
Maybe I should just focus on parked cars.
Second place goes to:
Go Go Gadget: Pick-up-the-nasty-crap.
http://www.mrgadget.com.au/catalog/images/inspector_gadget.jpg
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Barry Bonzack
2) Karibou
3) EricH
4) NorviewsVeteran
5) BrendanB
6) Don Rotolo
7) Taylor
8) Ryan Simpson
9) delsaner
And the burn award goes to:
Crocodile Hunter voiceover: "Here we see the plastic hunter snag the wild polyethylene. Notice how he uses a PVC capture pole to hide his scent. Crikey! Watch out for the defensive water bag! You don't want that slime on you."
It wasn't until they got to the editing room that they realized the footage could never be used. The barrier wall of the plastic wildlife reserve was in the shot. It was all staged!
(Bad footage is a killer.)
Which means the scores are:
JaneYoung 69
GaryVoshol 65
Ryan Simpson 63
lingomaniac88 62
Travis Hoffman 61
Taylor 60
kramarczyk 57
AndyB 54
rsisk 54
Don Rotolo 51
EricH 45
Mr. Pockets 45
Akash Rastogi 39
rtfgnow 36
Karibou 36
Wayne Doenges 34
Al Skierkiewicz 31
Chris is me 30
Barry Bonzack 26
NorviewsVeteran 24
rocketperson44 24
dodar 23
Rich Wong 22
Katie_UPS 18
delsaner 18
BrendanB 16
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
RMiller 5
KarenH 4
J93Wagner 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
jmanela 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1
Onward!
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