CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #285

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=889799&postcount=22):

JaneYoung 69
GaryVoshol 65
Ryan Simpson 63
lingomaniac88 62
Travis Hoffman 61
Taylor 60
kramarczyk 57
AndyB 54
rsisk 54
Don Rotolo 51
EricH 45
Mr. Pockets 45
Akash Rastogi 39
rtfgnow 36
Karibou 36
Wayne Doenges 34
Al Skierkiewicz 31
Chris is me 30
Barry Bonzack 26
NorviewsVeteran 24
rocketperson44 24
dodar 23
Rich Wong 22
Katie_UPS 18
delsaner 18
BrendanB 16
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
RMiller 5
KarenH 4
J93Wagner 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
jmanela 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34295

As always, the deadline is theoretically possibly sorta kinda potentially Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[lingomaniac88]

The GDC originally planned on using humorously large and heavy tires for Rack 'n' Roll. After realizing that the field reset crew would be too weak to lug them around the field by around the seventh match, they decided to use pool tubes instead.

[dodar]

Woman:*thought bubble* why did i sign up to be a tire changer for the Grave Digger team?!?

npoe: Grave Digger, for those who don't know, is a monster truck racing/freestyle team

[rsisk]

Mary was visibly displeased by the gift she ended up with at the schools white elephant gift exchange.

[GaryVoshol]

FIRST wanted Michelin as a sponsor. Here the GDC evaluates using them as supplier of the gamepiece. Underneath that tire is a (now) very short FTC-bot.

[Taylor]

She looks tired.

[NorviewsVeteran]

To spite all those opposed to 2009's super-low-friction wheels, the GDC decided to humor them.

[DonRotolo]

The secret to Team 25's astounding grip on the field: These are their actual wheels, before the miniaturization process.

Hey! I see my parking space for Brunswick Eruption in the background! :cool:

[ATannahill]

I don't think any team has worked harder to get Michelin as a sponsor.

[JaneYoung]

Obviously her mother never told her that her face would freeze like that. Such is the way in the world where the rubber meets the road and there's no such thing as a flat tire without a cause.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Wow, Those guys on 25 are really strict. Look what they do to keep freshmen in line!

[Mr. Pockets]

Girl with the tire: "Gah, I can't do this. It's just too much."

(cue corny commercial music)
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(end commercial)

Girl eat's shroom: "Omg nom nom"
Onlooker: "Hey now, you can't use steroids for this. That's just not GP. I'm a fraid we're going to have to...OH MY GOSH. RUN!!!!

(She was last spotted tossing aside obstacles in the countryside (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GsQ1K2e7BxFORM:http://www.magicdeckvortex.com/ART3/lorwyn/giants_ire_art_by_alex_horley_orlandelli.jpg) a week ago.)

<npoe> * As you can see I'm destined to really go places as a salesman :rolleyes: </nope>

[skimoose]

$@#$@#$@#$@# you GDC and your inflatable game pieces.

I'm never volunteering for field reset again!

[EricH]

Nice robot. Now, can you give us a hint as to what the 2010 one really looks like?

[kramarczyk]

Here we see the field reset crew rescuing Calum Pearson. Calum greatly regrets accepting the part of Plow-E (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77438&highlight=plow-e) in the live action version of the game animation that Paul Lazarus suggested for the 2010 kickoff.

[Ryan Simpson]

When I said that I wanted to be the human player, this was not in the job description.

[Wayne Doenges]

A man and a woman approach Dean Kamen, looking for a job. Dean Kamen says "Each of you must preform a task to get this job." The man is given a car tire. "Now throw it over that post." He does. "You get the job." The woman approaches and before Dean can say anything she says "I've been fighting the system all my life trying to make it in a mans world. You are probably going to make me throw 10 tires over that pole and if I miss one, I don't get the job." Dean says "No, no, no. You just have to throw one tire."

[npoe This was in no means to be sexist. If you are offended, I'm sorry npoe]

[Barry Bonzack]

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

[Karibou]

As a fundraiser, 25 decided to hold a mock game of Rack 'n Roll. Here, you can see their human player bringing a spoiler into play.

[Travis Hoffman]

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

[Rich Wong]

For her final and best trick the She-Chameleon from Team 25 slowly turns herself into
a 450 lb. truck tire right in front of the audience.

[jmanela]

person lifting the tire...

hmmm...

i could've had a V8!

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--holiday plans and plots and schemes plotted and schemed to keep me busy all day Sunday.

First place goes to:

The secret to Team 25's astounding grip on the field: These are their actual wheels, before the miniaturization process.

Second place goes to:

I didn't think anyone took that 12 days of redneck Christmas song seriously.

We'll make the honorable mentions easy this week, since I've received a heavy dose of slightly-belated Christmas cheer: Twos for everybody!

And the burn award goes to:

"I'd rather be doing this than waste my time trying to figure out that silly game hint..."

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 71
GaryVoshol 67
Ryan Simpson 65
Travis Hoffman 64
lingomaniac88 64
Taylor 62
Don Rotolo 61
kramarczyk 59
rsisk 56
AndyB 54
EricH 47
Mr. Pockets 47
Akash Rastogi 39
rtfgnow 38
Karibou 38
Wayne Doenges 36
Al Skierkiewicz 33
Chris is me 30
NorviewsVeteran 26
Barry Bonzack 26
dodar 25
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
Katie_UPS 18
delsaner 18
BrendanB 16
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
jmanela 5
RMiller 5
KarenH 4
J93Wagner 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
skimoose 2
Tito H. 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!