CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #290

[Billfred]

Here we go again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=906345&postcount=30):

Taylor 87
lingomaniac88 81
Travis Hoffman 80
JaneYoung 77
GaryVoshol 75
Ryan Simpson 71
Don Rotolo 69
kramarczyk 66
rsisk 63
AndyB 56
EricH 56
Mr. Pockets 52
rtfgnow 47
Karibou 44
Wayne Doenges 41
Akash Rastogi 39
Al Skierkiewicz 38
Chris is me 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 28
dodar 28
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
Katie_UPS 23
BrendanB 22
delsaner 21
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
jmanela 7
CHI DONG08 7
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
nitneylion452 1
Phoenix Spud 1
Q. Sheets 1
rulesall2 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33952

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight.

Go!

[EricH]

Tornado loves the J_Ns of the RoboWranglers. Unfortunately, having JVN aboard meant that JTN had to join in. In the next match, 148 received a Red Card for field damage (making a mess), another for a violation of <S01>, another for having a human touch the robot during a match , a Yellow Card for an illegal traction device (JTN got out briefly to push), and several penalties for having too many balls in possession, and an equal number of penalties for carrying. The team was removed from the tournament, and Tornado found work at a smoothie place to pay the various fines and penalties levied by the courts.

[rsisk]

I would love to see the Weighted Objectives Table that came up with this design feature

[Chris is me]

JTN: "It's a twister, it's a twister!"

[ATannahill]

I don't need safety glasses when I am one with the robot.

[Taylor]

Next on FOX: When dunk tanks attack!

[dodar]

The perfect babysitter...

[JaneYoung]

The spin: Getting caught up in Team 148 can land you in a whirl of trouble.

The reality: You don't have to be a doll face to appreciate the ride.

[lingomaniac88]

I don't know about you, but I'd say that freshman hazing has gone too far.

[Barry Bonzack]

For this year's International Science and Engineering Fair, I have chosen to invent a product that is a direct competitor to Dean Kamen's portable water distiller. For under $50, you can sponsor to place one of these machines anywhere in the world. It takes any water supply, blends it, shakes it, and out pops drinkable JVN brand soda. Mmmmmmmmmm.

[nitneylion452]

Just move your leg like this...twist your arm this way...and...WE HAVE OUR KICKER!

[GaryVoshol]

Well sure he can ride in a Tornado. But can he manage a Tumbleweed?

[delsaner]

Robots have managed to gain control of humans... EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!!

[BrendanB]

You know you're a kid growing up in FIRST when: you ride the Tornado instead of a merry-go-round!

[DonRotolo]

Quick: Which one's the doll?

[rulesall2]

I thought the last ball we picked up seemed a bit larger...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

A sign of the times???? In the past, most kids would just get a "My parents went to Texas and all I got was this stupid t-shirt". I guess it's better than having your older brother put you in the dryer....

[kramarczyk]

JTN:
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

off screen...
Meridith: Where did he learn that song?
JVN: Pop culture is like that, what goes around comes around. Does he even know what a record is anyway?
Meridith: Sort of. He looked them up on Wikipedia, but can't figure out why a database is going around.

[Karibou]

And so begins the robot apocalypse. JVN is on deck.

[Katie_UPS]

148 failed to notice the clause in which human players are not allowed on the field during gameplay.

[Ryan Simpson]

I've a feeling we're not in 2009 any more.

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

JTN:
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

off screen...
Meridith: Where did he learn that song?
JVN: Pop culture is like that, what goes around comes around. Does he even know what a record is anyway?
Meridith: Sort of. He looked them up on Wikipedia, but can't figure out why a database is going around.

Second place goes to:

Tornado loves the J_Ns of the RoboWranglers. Unfortunately, having JVN aboard meant that JTN had to join in. In the next match, 148 received a Red Card for field damage (making a mess), another for a violation of <S01>, another for having a human touch the robot during a match , a Yellow Card for an illegal traction device (JTN got out briefly to push), and several penalties for having too many balls in possession, and an equal number of penalties for carrying. The team was removed from the tournament, and Tornado found work at a smoothie place to pay the various fines and penalties levied by the courts.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Taylor
3) JaneYoung
4) lingomaniac88
5) delsaner
6) Don Rotolo
7) Ryan Simpson
8) Katie_UPS
9) rtfgnow

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 89
lingomaniac88 83
Travis Hoffman 80
JaneYoung 79
kramarczyk 76
GaryVoshol 76
Ryan Simpson 73
Don Rotolo 71
rsisk 65
EricH 61
AndyB 56
Mr. Pockets 52
rtfgnow 49
Karibou 45
Al Skierkiewicz 41
Wayne Doenges 41
Akash Rastogi 39
Chris is me 32
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
dodar 29
Katie_UPS 25
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
BrendanB 23
delsaner 23
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
jmanela 7
CHI DONG08 7
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
DRAKE343 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
nitneylion452 2
rulesall2 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Phoenix Spud 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!

And the burn award goes to:

A sign of the times???? In the past, most kids would just get a "My parents went to Texas and all I got was this stupid t-shirt". I guess it's better than having your older brother put you in the dryer....