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Dolan
15-02-2010, 23:41
So here’s how it go’s you have a drunken sailor and you’re on a ship (a very old ship before they had a motor and all that) its early in the morning your bored and you want to mess with him so What will you do to a drunken sailor?

I will start with

Put him in a long boat till hes sober







i was listening to this song and had the idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
Doc Wu
16-02-2010, 10:14
So here’s how it go’s you have a drunken sailor and you’re on a ship (a very old ship before they had a motor and all that) its early in the morning your bored and you want to mess with him so What will you do to a drunken sailor?

I will start with

Put him in a long boat till hes sober







i was listening to this song and had the idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

Keelhaul 'im. That'll sober 'im up!
EricH
16-02-2010, 12:46
He's goin' up to the masthead on the mainmast. He'll have a safety line, but if he falls off, he'll be swinging around for a while...
Jubungo42
16-02-2010, 18:29
Put him in the crows nest and watch him fall to his death. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BrendanB
16-02-2010, 23:21
Give him a box of TeddyGrahams and see if he starts talking to them!:rolleyes:
Taylor
17-02-2010, 07:14
Send him for a long walk on a short plank
GaryVoshol
17-02-2010, 12:32
Throw him in the brig until he can explain what Dorian Mode is.
Miriam
17-02-2010, 18:06
Give him scissors. See what happens.
KrakatoaCoo
23-02-2010, 17:58
walk thee plank en feed em to them sharkies. :eek:
cws1101
01-03-2010, 20:25
put him in the crows nest and tell him to sit in the corner
Brandon_L
01-03-2010, 20:29
Steal his hat and watch him blame various floor boards
EricH
01-03-2010, 21:30
New answer: Assuming a sloop-rigged (fore-and-aft rig) ship, tie him so that his head is just barely under where the main boom swings. Then watch him duck every time he sees the tack change... and get scared stiff every time he doesn't see it.