Fortunately, Unfortunately

[KrakatoaCoo]

From Wikipedia: Fortunately, Unfortunately is a word game first played at conventions of the National Puzzlers' League in the late 1980s[citation needed]. It was invented and introduced by one-time NPL president David Scott Marley. The game is best played in groups with an odd number of people.


Gameplay

* One person begins with a sentence (e.g. One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g. Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g. Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows), and the process is repeated.


The game does not have any specified ending point.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunately,_Unfortunately


I'll start:


Fortunately, There was a man that won Nine hundred million dollars.

[temujin]

Unfortunately, he owed the IRS 901 million..

[JaneYoung]

Fortunately, however taxing and no matter the cost, Ship Day is just a couple of days away. :D

[KrakatoaCoo]

Unfortunately, his team's robot never worked.

[Phoenix Spud]

Fortunately, they still won the Chairman's award.

[KrakatoaCoo]

Unfortunately, the award plaque/trophy broke in his hands.

[Jubungo42]

Fortunately the school was right next to a glue factory

[[TBT] Vampire]

Unfortunately, they didn't have enough glue to glue on the nameplate, and therefore weren't recognized for winning. D:

[Phoenix Spud]

Fortunately, they still got their banner--it now hangs in the school gym.

[KrakatoaCoo]

Unfortunately, the whole school burned down. :p

[Molten]

Fortunately, they had just increased their insurance last week.

[JackG]

Unfortunately, the change to the policy had not yet taken effect.

[BrendanB]

Fortunately, the community raised money for the school.

[Vermeulen]

Unfortunately, they only raised $1.47

[dodar]

Fortunately, Dean Kamen invented a machine that turns $1.47 into $10,000

[Luke Pike]

Unfortunately, it broke.

(Didn't see THAT one coming, did ya?)

[Bill_B]

Fortunately, it broke in such a way that instead of $10,000 it produced $10,000,000,000.

[svenw]

unfortunately it did not turn it into us dollars but instead vietnamese dong

[Molten]

Fortunately, that still translates to over a half million us dollars.

[BrendanB]

Unfortunately, it uses $499,990 worth of electricity to run the machine.

[ATannahill]

Fortunately, Lord Dumpy lives on an island that is entirely green and runs off wind energy.

[cws1101]

unfortunately, the wind towers broke and couldnt generate enough power to run the machine properly

[SteveGarward]

Fortunately, the island also had, as a backup, a HEAD (Hamster-driven Energy Array Device) consisting of 100,000 hamsters in wheels, which could still power the machine.

[Captain banana]

Unfortunately, all the hamsters die and come back as zombie hamsters determined to destroy the fools who put them in wheels in the first place. ZOMBIE HAMSTERS!!!

[kjolana1124]

Fortunately, you happen to be an expert in zombie invasions and you're ready to handle this crisis with ease.

[gloomy_lion]

Unfortunately, you are only equipped to deal with zombie hamsters, and it turns out that the zombie hamsters are actually... ZOMBIE NINJA ROBOT VAMPIRE HAMSTERS!:ahh: