CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #294

[Billfred]

After six weeks of building robots, who couldn't use a trip to the beach?

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=927592&postcount=19):

JaneYoung 101
Taylor 95
GaryVoshol 90
lingomaniac88 88
kramarczyk 82
Travis Hoffman 81
Don Rotolo 76
Ryan Simpson 74
rsisk 73
EricH 69
AndyB 56
rtfgnow 54
Mr. Pockets 52
Karibou 51
Al Skierkiewicz 48
Wayne Doenges 44
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 34
Chris is me 32
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 27
BrendanB 26
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
delsaner 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
jmanela 7
CHI DONG08 7
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Kage 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
Vermeulen 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/18839

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

wadda ya mean we're not going fishin!?!?

[rsisk]

Experiment to shrink team members was a success. Now if they can just apply it to the robot....

[EricH]

Kids: OK, so you hook the Lego motor to the RCX, then hook it to the whatsit, then hook the whatsit to the whodijingle, then the whodijingle to the whatchamacallit, then add in a flux capacitor, adjust with a metric crescent wrench and a left-handed screwdriver, and then hit it with a hammer. It'll hang on the bar all right, in about 1 second.

Mentor in back: Sounds great, let's do it! *thinking* I hear this too often. Now where do I hear it? I seem to remember something about whoever says it wearing orange or blue. It also never works. I'll have to think about that a bit...

[ATannahill]

Wait, cleaning the closet wasn't in the camp description.

[Taylor]

HA! You blinked!

[GaryVoshol]

Boy: But how do we get it to lift?

Girl: Like these parts boxes here. See those bars on the side and how they're connected? All we have to do is hook up a motor to one of them and ...

[Ryan Simpson]

Leggo my Legos!

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl: "Why did you bring me the white Legos?"
Boy: "You asked for them."
Girl: "I changed my mind. I want the blue ones."
Boy: *goes to get blue Legos muttering under his breath* "Women!"

[BrendanB]

Kid1: "Did he just say 6 weeks of build season in high school?"
Mentor: *slaps head"We told them too soon!"

[JaneYoung]

Kid 1: Ok, you want PB&J on what kind bread?
Kid 2: White. Get this straight the first time, we'll have to order pizza and Taco Bell in a few years and that will be hard.

Mentor: I coach an FRC team, you guys are wayyy ahead of the game. Keep it up.

[DonRotolo]

(Cue slow romantic music)
"The FIRST tiiime....ever I saw your faaace... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Time_Ever_I_Saw_Your_Face)"

The Roberta Flack version, not the Celene Dion one. Or maybe Elvis' instead

[delsaner]

Well we ran out of legos, guess we'll just have to use these (http://www.consumersinternational.org/files/98555/FileName/fun-snacks-web.jpg) instead...

[Katie_UPS]

Billy met his first love that day... BCR's robot.

[lingomaniac88]

Old man: Jeez, these freshmen are getting smaller and smaller every year...

[Karibou]

Little boy: "ooo, look at that girl..."
Little girl: "ooo, look at that robot..."

[Vermeulen]

Mentor: "Alright kids, rock-paper-scissors for who gets to hide inside the robot"

[Kage]

Ya see, FLL is YEARS ahead of FRC, they already developed a water game! The object of the game is to see who can build the best fisherman-bot, and then as a second challege, they test their patience with a pool stocked with irritated pickerel.

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Kid1: "Did he just say 6 weeks of build season in high school?"
Mentor: *slaps head"We told them too soon!"

Second place goes to:

Kids: OK, so you hook the Lego motor to the RCX, then hook it to the whatsit, then hook the whatsit to the whodijingle, then the whodijingle to the whatchamacallit, then add in a flux capacitor, adjust with a metric crescent wrench and a left-handed screwdriver, and then hit it with a hammer. It'll hang on the bar all right, in about 1 second.

Mentor in back: Sounds great, let's do it! *thinking* I hear this too often. Now where do I hear it? I seem to remember something about whoever says it wearing orange or blue. It also never works. I'll have to think about that a bit...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) Taylor
3) GaryVoshol
4) JaneYoung
5) delsaner
6) lingomaniac88
7) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Little boy: "ooo, look at that girl..."
Little girl: "ooo, look at that robot..."

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 103
Taylor 97
GaryVoshol 92
lingomaniac88 90
kramarczyk 82
Travis Hoffman 81
Don Rotolo 77
Ryan Simpson 75
rsisk 74
EricH 74
AndyB 56
rtfgnow 55
Karibou 54
Mr. Pockets 52
Al Skierkiewicz 50
Wayne Doenges 46
Akash Rastogi 39
BrendanB 36
dodar 34
Chris is me 32
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 28
delsaner 26
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
jmanela 7
CHI DONG08 7
skimoose 5
DRAKE343 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
nitneylion452 4
Greg Needel 3
FinleyM 3
rulesall2 3
Kage 3
Cynette 3
Tito H. 2
Rick TYler 2
O'Sancheski 2
Jared341 2
FoXy92 2
Boydean 2
Austin H 2
Vermeulen 2
Phoenix Spud 2
youngWilliam14 1
Stormnnormn 1
Stephen of REX 1
Spiffizzle 1
Q. Sheets 1
N7UJJ 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Lil' Lavery 1
dman14 1
Cody Carey 1
Chief Pride 1
basicxman 1
andrew348 1


Onward!