CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #295

[Billfred]

Here goes!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=930022&postcount=19):

JaneYoung 103
Taylor 97
GaryVoshol 92
lingomaniac88 90
kramarczyk 82
Travis Hoffman 81
Don Rotolo 77
Ryan Simpson 75
rsisk 74
EricH 74
AndyB 56
rtfgnow 55
Karibou 54
Mr. Pockets 52
Al Skierkiewicz 50
Wayne Doenges 46
Akash Rastogi 39
BrendanB 36
dodar 34
Chris is me 32
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 28
delsaner 26
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
jmanela 7
CHI DONG08 7
skimoose 5
DRAKE343 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
nitneylion452 4
Greg Needel 3
FinleyM 3
rulesall2 3
Kage 3
Cynette 3
Tito H. 2
Rick TYler 2
O'Sancheski 2
Jared341 2
FoXy92 2
Boydean 2
Austin H 2
Vermeulen 2
Phoenix Spud 2
youngWilliam14 1
Stormnnormn 1
Stephen of REX 1
Spiffizzle 1
Q. Sheets 1
N7UJJ 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
Lil' Lavery 1
dman14 1
Cody Carey 1
Chief Pride 1
basicxman 1
andrew348 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27967

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be on the road this week attending the Bayou Regional; as is traditional, entries (preferably written ones) will be accepted in person. (2815 and 1398 are neighbors in the pits, so you won't have much walking to do.)

Go!

[GaryVoshol]

So how many coopertition bonus points do we get?

[ATannahill]

I am sure the blue alliance wants to 'ring' their necks.

[EricH]

Team member (out of camera): They forgot to change the bumper color again, didn't they. Now we'll never win anything.

[BrendanB]

Dang that is one hot bot!

[dodar]

Driver on right: dude, i cant believe we actually kicked a soccer ball through the alliance station!

[Taylor]

They're laughing at Baker's Hat (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27965).

[rsisk]

Driver1: Who knew our robot could lift that kinda weight.
Driver2: Yeah, coach Gary is going to mad if he ever gets down from the spider.

[lingomaniac88]

In the finals at Einstein, the blue alliance's Looney Tunes team pulls out their secret weapon...

Bugs Bunny: *presses a humorously large button, and gigantic disco lights appear from the ceiling*

Team 1304 Drivers: Ooh, look at the pretty lights...

Bugs Bunny: Bon voyaggie! *presses another humorously large button*

*A giant spring platform causes team 1304 to go flying across the arena.*

Daffy Duck: Bugth Bunny, you're deththth-picable!

[DonRotolo]

(Young lady with blue hair): Man, is that sweeeet !
(Young man to her left): Oh boy, Billfred's gonna be sore tomorrow!

I was robbed!

[jmanela]

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a first robot!

*note that davelavery posted this picture

dave thinking to himself: hmmm, flying robots

and the 2011 game is...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Ooooh! Aaaaah! Wow! Oohhhh! Look at that one! Wow, that's a lot of smoke! Yikes, flames, I never saw that before! The pops sure echo in this hall! Ooooh! Aaaaah!" And then there was a dead silence as one of the filed people went over and shut off the main breaker. "It was pretty cool while it lasted! You think they will be able to come back in the next round?"

[JaneYoung]

"The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand." - Vince Lombardi

Can you feel it?
Oh yeahhhh.

[delsaner]

Driver 1: Can you believe that we are winning this game by 60 points??
Driver 2: I know! This is lunacy! oh wait... that was last year.

[Karibou]

To resolve this issue for next year, drivers will be required to change shirt color as well as bumper color.

[Ryan Simpson]

Shutting out the opponent is not the way to win friends...or seeding points.

[kramarczyk]

Driver 1 - Sweet... Billfred finally got his robot to move.
Driver 2 - And look at that silly happy dance... he should be ashamed for displaying those moves.

<npoe>
feels -infinity coming on
<npoe>

[Karibou]

<npoe>
feels -infinity coming on
<npoe>

<npoe>
I wouldn't count on it...I've burned him in the past, he threatened -infinity, and I don't believe that I ever got it. I was kind of disappointed, actually...
</npoe>

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I think I've finally recovered enough from Bayou.

First place goes to:

To resolve this issue for next year, drivers will be required to change shirt color as well as bumper color.


Second place goes to:

I am sure the blue alliance wants to 'ring' their necks.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) Taylor
3) rsisk
4) lingomaniac88
5) Don Rotolo
6) delsaner
7) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Driver 1 - Sweet... Billfred finally got his robot to move.
Driver 2 - And look at that silly happy dance... he should be ashamed for displaying those moves.
(It's a burn alright--note the timestamp on this tweet (http://twitter.com/LosPollosLocos/status/10043674077)!)

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 104
Taylor 99
GaryVoshol 93
lingomaniac88 92
kramarczyk 85
Travis Hoffman 81
Don Rotolo 79
Ryan Simpson 77
EricH 76
rsisk 76
Karibou 64
rtfgnow 60
AndyB 56
Mr. Pockets 52
Al Skierkiewicz 51
Wayne Doenges 46
Akash Rastogi 39
BrendanB 37
dodar 35
Chris is me 32
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 28
delsaner 28
Rich Wong 24
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
Vermeulen 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!