CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #299

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=945258&postcount=18):

JaneYoung 111
Taylor 103
Ryan Simpson 99
GaryVoshol 99
lingomaniac88 96
kramarczyk 87
Don Rotolo 85
Travis Hoffman 81
rsisk 81
EricH 81
rtfgnow 74
Karibou 67
Mr. Pockets 59
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 49
Akash Rastogi 39
BrendanB 38
dodar 35
Chris is me 33
delsaner 30
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Barngirl425 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
nitneylion452 4
Dan Swando 3
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
Vermeulen 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35300

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

I put my left wheel in,
I put my left wheel out,
I give my cage a shove, shove, shove
And I flip my self about.

[Vermeulen]

2386's self-righting strategy:
Step 1: Kickstand deploys.
Step 2: Mentor uses the Force to push it the rest of the way.

[EricH]

Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep that robot rollin', keep that robot rollin', mentor!

[Mr. Pockets]

Mentor1: I thought you said he was potty trained
Mentor2: Bad bot! Oh geez, he lubed me all down the front >.<

[GaryVoshol]

Lean to the left,
Lean to the right,
Stand up, sit down,
Fight, fight, fight!

[JaneYoung]

Mentor:
Well, I dunno, it looks tipsy to me. I reckon we need to have the talk with the robot about driving clean and staying in control. Keeping the wheels on the ground, no matter how bad the bumps in the road get.

Everyone else: Yup.

[lingomaniac88]

Hey, tell our programmer that his DoABarrelRoll() method isn't working too well.

[Ryan Simpson]

Mentor A: 10, 9, 8...
Mentor B: The self-right device is obviously not working. Pick it up.
Mentor A: Well, at least some of us know what <G32> is...

[rsisk]

I know where they got that idea from...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/2437893562_ff7fcdcae2.jpg

[Swan217]

Now all we need to do is lay out a trail of donuts and lie in wait. It won't be long now before we capture a Lavery for our very own!

[Barngirl425]

Mentor A: "Was it supposed to do that"
Mentor B: "Nope"
Mentor A: "Phew I knew it was too early in the season for things to be working as planned"

[Wayne Doenges]

OK, who programmed the robot to lean into the turns?

[DonRotolo]

I know where they got that idea from..Rsisk for the win!

(mentor at far left) "...and once the wheels on this side wear out, we can flip over to the other side!"
(mentor on knees) "I dunno, I think the bumper is gonna wear out first"

[delsaner]

To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the left, to the left, to the le... WOAH TOO FAR LEFT. TOO FAR LEFT!!! *tips*

[Taylor]

2386's crate didn't need a "This End Up" sign.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Hey, tell our programmer that his DoABarrelRoll() method isn't working too well.


Second place goes to:

Mentor A: 10, 9, 8...
Mentor B: The self-right device is obviously not working. Pick it up.
Mentor A: Well, at least some of us know what <G32> is...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Vermeulen
2) rsisk
3) JaneYoung
4) GaryVoshol
5) Don Rotolo
6) Taylor
7) EricH

And the burn award goes to:

Mentor A: "Was it supposed to do that"
Mentor B: "Nope"
Mentor A: "Phew I knew it was too early in the season for things to be working as planned"

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 113
lingomaniac88 106
Taylor 105
Ryan Simpson 104
GaryVoshol 101
kramarczyk 87
Don Rotolo 87
rsisk 83
EricH 83
Travis Hoffman 81
rtfgnow 75
Karibou 67
Mr. Pockets 60
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 50
Akash Rastogi 39
BrendanB 38
dodar 35
Chris is me 33
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Barry Bonzack 29
Katie_UPS 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Barngirl425 11
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
Vermeulen 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!