CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #301

[Billfred]

It's Championships this week--you better be a pro by now!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=952859&postcount=25):

JaneYoung 114
lingomaniac88 108
GaryVoshol 106
Taylor 106
Ryan Simpson 105
EricH 93
kramarczyk 89
Don Rotolo 88
rsisk 84
Travis Hoffman 81
rtfgnow 77
Karibou 69
Mr. Pockets 61
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 52
BrendanB 41
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 35
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Barngirl425 12
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
Vermeulen 6
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
The Cyborg 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/33860

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be in Atlanta this Friday and Saturday for the Championship, largely with 1398 on Curie. As usual, I'll accept entries in person (though written-down ones are more likely to be remembered, and thus counted).

Go!

[DonRotolo]

James spotted the rogue robot only a split-second before it jumped on him. He narrowly escaped by hitting the main disconnect switch...

Woo Hoo! First Post!

[ATannahill]

Bump to pass was 2008.

[EricH]

"Is there something behind me? Or do I really want to know the answer to that last question?' *turns around* :eek: "AAAAAHH! Why didn't you guys tell me you put the robot on the cart?"

[lingomaniac88]

Robot: "I've been following you my whole life, and I'm madly in love with you."

Student: "Thanks, but I prefer relationships with, well... humans."

[The Cyborg]

"How come the robot gets a nice cool looking comfy cart to sit on while I have to sit on the floor?"

[Taylor]

video caption (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY)

don't worry, you're not being rickrolled

Yes, I realize that's what a rickroller would say.

[Barngirl425]

Robot lecturing driver on previous match

Robot *lecturing driver on everything he did wrong at the previous match*
Student *Enter random yes, sirs and no sirs here)
Student *interrupts* "Wait why cant you just do it on your own?"
Robot "Cause I cant think for myself, you think for me"
Student "Then wait how are you telling me all of this"
Mentor *evil laugh from the stands*

[rsisk]

Coming soon to a theater near you!

James And The Giant Robot

[GaryVoshol]

Off-camera voice: "Robot, ROBOT!"

Student: "Huh? Wha?"

Crunch.

Safety captain: "Well, at least he had his safety glasses on." ::safety::

[JaneYoung]

Student: They told me that there would be moments that would keep me in stitches. They didn't say anything about the robot.

[Mr. Pockets]

It's your robot: does it have a Beaumont Doctor?

[Ryan Simpson]

When in doubt, use a bunch of zip ties.

[Billfred]

Everyone,

Sorry about the delay in getting this one judged--apparently my after-Championship dinner choice was a lousy one, as I spent most of Sunday in bed with a mild bout of food poisoning. I'm feeling a good bit better today, and hope to have results up this evening. While not a case of Billfred Is Working Way Too Much, I'm going to invoke the similarly-applied Billfred Is Throwing Up Way Too Much Rule.

[Karibou]

<npoe>YES, still time to submit :D </npoe>

Student: "See this? Billfred is green with envy. Literally."

[BrendanB]

Coach: "What happened to the front end?"
Student: "It wouldn't die fast enough!"

[Billfred]

Neither fire alarms nor food poisoning nor browsers losing my post is gonna stop me now!

First place goes to:

Bump to pass was 2008.

Second place goes to:

Student: They told me that there would be moments that would keep me in stitches. They didn't say anything about the robot.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) The Cyborg
3) Taylor
4) Barngirl425
5) rsisk
6) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Robot: "I've been following you my whole life, and I'm madly in love with you."

Student: "Thanks, but I prefer relationships with, well... humans."

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 119
lingomaniac88 111
GaryVoshol 108
Taylor 108
Ryan Simpson 106
EricH 95
kramarczyk 89
Don Rotolo 88
rtfgnow 87
rsisk 86
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 70
Mr. Pockets 62
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 52
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 35
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
Barngirl425 14
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
Vermeulen 6
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
The Cyborg 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!