CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #302

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=955679&postcount=17):

JaneYoung 119
lingomaniac88 111
GaryVoshol 108
Taylor 108
Ryan Simpson 106
EricH 95
kramarczyk 89
Don Rotolo 88
rtfgnow 87
rsisk 86
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 70
Mr. Pockets 62
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 52
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 35
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
Barngirl425 14
bobwrit 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
jmanela 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
Vermeulen 6
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
The Cyborg 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Mrs.Drake343 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35362

As always, the deadline is theoretically possibly sorta kinda Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The varied effects of an addiction to FIRST: reactions like a little kid, extreme concentration, and an overwhelming urge to talk to electronics in the hopes that they'll actually work this time.

[DonRotolo]

OW! This thing's got my thumbs! GET IT OFF!

(kid at right) Hm, how'd the "bite me" autonomous routine start up again?

[ATannahill]

Guy on Left: FRC, FTC, FLL FIRST LEGO LEAGUE
Guy on Right: How do I turn this stupid rap off?

[rsisk]

Time Flies and so does the robot when the Metal In Motion hits the bump just right and your driver does the mind meld on your driver station!

[The Cyborg]

EXTREME WINDOWS SOLITAIRE

[lingomaniac88]

Guy on the right: Hey, if you press on the screen REALLY hard, you get all kinds of pretty colors. Whoa.
Guy on the left: STOP FOOLING AROUND AND FOCUS ON THE GAME!
Guy on the right: But dude, the colors...
Guy on the left: FORGET THE COLORS!

Maybe sending out those netbooks to all the teams wasn't such a good idea after all...

[GaryVoshol]

Driver: "AAAAHHH"
Driver2: "Those programmers! Who thought it would be a good prank to route 240v through the joysticks?"

[Taylor]

Driver: "Ramming speeeeeeeed!"

[dodar]

Driver: Prepare, for LUDICROUS SPEED!

[Vermeulen]

343's driver discovers 4chan...

[cziggy343]

oooohhhhh, if only i could say what was actually said ;)

[Mrs.Drake343]

Coach (guy in the middle): "I wonder what Mrs. Drake is making for dinner..."

[JaneYoung]

In one of those special ET phone home moments that we all have:

Driver 1 - Wow, I've never driven forward before!

Driver 2 - Did you order anchovies on the pizza?

Coach - *thought bubble* I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something.

[bobwrit]

Guy on left: Why isn't it moving?!?!

Classmate Screen: Sorry, I am afraid I cannot do that Dave

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Look, I am telling you for the last time we are not connected. You are driving someone else's robot!

[Wayne Doenges]

Student on Left: "Oh my goodness, Dave Lavery is eating a Dunkin Donut!!!!"
Student on Right: "Stay focused man!!!"

[Karibou]

Student on left: "Do you think that if the robot is on the far end of the field, and if I open my mouth wide enough, the camera will register it as a target?"
Coach: "Don't be ridiculous."
Student on right: "Well, let's see..."


Student on right: "Umm...ball launching at [student on left]'s face in 3, 2, 1..."

[Mr. Pockets]

Guy on right:Oh my gosh
Guy on the Left: Woah who knew firin mah lazar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8) would work so well.

[Ryan Simpson]

Guy on left: Okay, I'm lined up for the shot. FIRE!
Guy on right: Oh...I kinda replaced the operator controls with a webcam. But on the bright side, my hair sure does look good!

[jmanela]

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ON SKYPE!

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE ON SKYPE!


Second place goes to:

OW! This thing's got my thumbs! GET IT OFF!

(kid at right) Hm, how'd the "bite me" autonomous routine start up again?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rtfgnow
3) lingomaniac88
4) Vermeulen
5) The Cyborg
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Karibou
9) Ryan Simpson

And the burn award goes to:

Driver: "AAAAHHH"
Driver2: "Those programmers! Who thought it would be a good prank to route 240v through the joysticks?"

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 120
lingomaniac88 113
GaryVoshol 111
Taylor 109
Ryan Simpson 108
EricH 97
Don Rotolo 93
kramarczyk 89
rtfgnow 89
rsisk 87
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 72
Mr. Pockets 63
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 54
Wayne Doenges 54
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
bobwrit 15
Barngirl425 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Vermeulen 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
The Cyborg 6
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!