CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #303

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=958069&postcount=22):

JaneYoung 120
lingomaniac88 113
GaryVoshol 111
Taylor 109
Ryan Simpson 108
EricH 97
Don Rotolo 93
kramarczyk 89
rtfgnow 89
rsisk 87
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 72
Mr. Pockets 63
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 54
Wayne Doenges 54
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
Chris is me 33
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
delsaner 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
bobwrit 15
Barngirl425 14
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
Vermeulen 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
The Cyborg 6
cooker52 5
DRAKE343 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23059

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Team 303 has a plan to WIN: Disguise their robot as JVN's refrigerator, then get 1114, 67, or 71 to pick them. 217 or 148 are right out, as they know what JVN's refrigerator really looks like.

[Josh Drake]

Ok, we've got the robot ready to go into the crate. Has anybody seen Dave.
(hears muffled voice from inside the bubble wrap)

[The Cyborg]

Urge to pop bubble wrap....RISING...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Captured... A rookie team's happiest moment when they think their work is done and the robot is just moments away from being shipped. Little do they know, it has only just begun!

[ATannahill]

You might think there is a robot in this crate but you would be mistaken. Instead this team shipped an empty crate to the competition and threw all the trophies and medalions into it when they arrived. Team 303 realizes you don't need a great robot. Just a great strategy.

[rsisk]

Team 303's new recruiting tool: The Student Trap

Just place one of these clever devices in places were students congregate. The curious students will be attracted to the device and soon become trapped. Now all the team has to do is collect the traps, separate the recruits, and hand them a power drill.

[Swan217]

Newsflash: High school students unearth signs of ancient artificial intelligence!

During a routine Earthday tree planting activity, a couple of students discovered a tomb for the Indian Chief Maverick, and found inside the Chief's sacred mummified robot. Nobody knows how the Chief's tribe died off and the tomb forgotten, but most archaeologists suspect it was due to a lack of inspiration and recognition.

{Not a sub} I see you Billfred! Team 303. Nice...

[DonRotolo]

Hoping to avoid paying Sheppard and save a bundle of cash by staying under 400 pounds, team 303 wraps their robot with helium-filled bubble wrap.

(Some leaked out; they're smiling because everyone now speaks in this high, squeaky voice...)


Not an entry:
1 pound of bubble wrap (large roll): $37
Grey industrial carpeting: $388
10 pairs of safety glasses: $23.49
Push broom for the aluminum chips: $8.39
Getting a working robot into the crate before FedEx shows up: Priceless

[Schnabel]

That's actually last year's bot, we're just getting started on this years.

[GaryVoshol]

Somebody didn't read quite all of the Bag-n-Tag rules.

[Taylor]

Hopefully the other alliance will be so distracted by the bubble wrap, we can score at will!

...Oops ... sorry, Will.

[JaneYoung]

When it comes to team 303, it's a package deal.
*pop* *pop* *pop*

[Barngirl425]

Student 1: "Ohhh bubble wrap! *pop pop*
Mentor: "You know you guys are in highschool you should have a little more maturity than this. Oh squirrel!"

[delsaner]

Alright, we put some bubble wrap around the robot. Now all we need to do is wrap duct tape around it, and this thing will make it to Einstein for sure.

[NPOE/] Hahahaha, i get it. Since its CC #303, you made the picture of Team 303. Clever. :rolleyes: [NPOE]

[Wayne Doenges]

The Team 303 rookie students were so excited that they got the robot all packed up and ready for ship.
Mentor off Camera: "Has anyone seen my Smart Car and why isn't the robot packed up yet?"

[Ryan Simpson]

**Muffled screams and coming from inside the crate**

Relax...we made sure to cut airholes in the crate. See you at the competition!

**More muffled screams**

[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Hopefully the other alliance will be so distracted by the bubble wrap, we can score at will!

...Oops ... sorry, Will.

Second place goes to:

Hoping to avoid paying Sheppard and save a bundle of cash by staying under 400 pounds, team 303 wraps their robot with helium-filled bubble wrap.

(Some leaked out; they're smiling because everyone now speaks in this high, squeaky voice...)

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) GaryVoshol
3) EricH
4) The Cyborg
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) rsisk
7) Dan Swando

And the burn award goes to:

Ok, we've got the robot ready to go into the crate. Has anybody seen Dave.
(hears muffled voice from inside the bubble wrap)

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 122
Taylor 119
lingomaniac88 113
GaryVoshol 113
Ryan Simpson 109
Don Rotolo 100
EricH 99
rtfgnow 90
kramarczyk 89
rsisk 89
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 72
Mr. Pockets 63
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 56
Wayne Doenges 55
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
Chris is me 33
delsaner 32
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
Barngirl425 15
bobwrit 15
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
The Cyborg 8
Vermeulen 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Schnabel 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!