Scoring System Joke (Michigan) [Archive]

hektormagee

27-04-2010, 00:14

For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

the man

27-04-2010, 09:24

For all the teams from Michigan, I just wanted to share a joke that my friend and I came up with while talking,

You know, If the NFL was scored like Breakaway, the Lions might actually stand a chance.

Just wondering, anyone else have some jokes that resulted from this year? Scoring, Hanging, Robot, etc.?

Ha i think that is going to be my new best joke of all time. Tell your friend he is amazing!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Taylor

27-04-2010, 09:40

The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ... That's a three point bonus they can't pass up

Dancin103

27-04-2010, 10:42

The Lions may want to pick up Ben Roethlisberger since he's guaranteed to be Suspended for 4-6 games ...

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

Andrew Schreiber

27-04-2010, 10:54

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

Don Wright

27-04-2010, 10:58

If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

IKE

27-04-2010, 11:23

If they could, I bet the Lions would play 2v0 in every game...

Honestly, I am not sure about 2v0, but I do think they routinely play 12 v. 10 or 13 v. 9.

Don Wright

27-04-2010, 12:39

lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

Enigma's puzzle

27-04-2010, 14:20

I heard that during alliance selections the Lions were going to draft 2 looper bots. Is that better than a first round reciever every year?

EricH

27-04-2010, 14:21

If football were played like Breakaway, the Lions would be the top team in the NFL due to the direction the scoring goes.

(You may have to think about that one a bit...)

Zach O

27-04-2010, 14:34

"On behalf of the Detroit Lions, we would like to request the assistance of... Ndamukong Suh!"

Taylor

27-04-2010, 15:01

"We may be 0-16, but we're tops in seeding points!"

IKE

27-04-2010, 16:20

lol...I was actually thinking in terms of teams playing...i.e. both teams scoring for one side...

The team doing anything coordinated is a bit too high of an assumption, that is why I had to split it. :yikes:

AmoryG

27-04-2010, 17:17

Don't worry, we all wish they would win more often. It is just embarrassing.

Great joke...

At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

kjolana1124

27-04-2010, 17:18

At least you don't have the redskins or the rams.

Oakland Raiders :D

Yes, yes I am well aware....:rolleyes:

Jack Jones

02-05-2010, 23:12

I'm a HUGE Steeler's fan, and honestly, they can have him. His attitude is bringing the team down. I do like the Lions, I wish they would win more often. lol Sorry this was off topic.

Cass

So - you're the one!