CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #304

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=959629&postcount=18):

JaneYoung 122
Taylor 119
lingomaniac88 113
GaryVoshol 113
Ryan Simpson 109
Don Rotolo 100
EricH 99
rtfgnow 90
kramarczyk 89
rsisk 89
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 72
Mr. Pockets 63
AndyB 56
Al Skierkiewicz 56
Wayne Doenges 55
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
Chris is me 33
delsaner 32
Barry Bonzack 31
Katie_UPS 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
Barngirl425 15
bobwrit 15
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
The Cyborg 8
Vermeulen 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
FoXy92 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
JackG 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
Schnabel 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34500

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

Pete and Repete went down the river in a boat, Pete fell out. Who was left?

Repete.

Pete and Repete went down the river in a boat...

[bobwrit]

See? Even grown engineers play patty-cake...

[Josh Fox]

It's never too early to start prototyping for a water game.

[Graham Donaldson]

And all the people said "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat!"

Bonus points if you know what it's from - someone will within 5 posts I'm guessing

[rsisk]

Kids! They would much rather play with the box the robot came in than play with the robot itself.

<NPOE>P.S. I believe the picture is fake... I found the original in Google Images

http://www.rsisk.com/theboat.jpg

</NPOE>

[EricH]

The butcher and the candlestick maker in their new vessel, built by the Baker. They're still waiting for the window-motor drive system to be installed; the Baker's 2-speed drive put his tub all the way across the Pacific already.

[JaneYoung]

All they need is a sea of Dew and they're good to go.

[GaryVoshol]

And all the people said "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat!"

Bonus points if you know what it's from - someone will within 5 posts I'm guessing

It's from "Guys and Dolls".

And so far I got nothin'. I'll come back later to collect my pity point if I don't get inspired.

[JackG]

I'm on a boat, robot builder, take a look at me. T-Pain and Lonely Island got nothing on me.

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy on right: "This seems a little small."
Guy in background: "Darnit Jim, I'm a programmer, not a boat builder."

[Taylor]

Well, we've finished our Noah's Ark Reconstruction project. Good news is we can fit 2 at a time. Bad news is we still don't know what in the world a cubit is.

[DonRotolo]

<singing>Yo ho ho and a bottle of glue...

[rcmolloy]

"Hey GDC, how many points is it worth to do this?!"

[Lee Reid 3136]

Row, Row, Row your bump, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is basically on hold until after build season...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

So one day I walk into the playing field and find this...
Everyone is happy that they finished a bump but they are trying desperately trying to design a robot that can go over the object they have constructed. Being one with the bump got them no closer to a solution but it did give them a few hours of R&R while they played. So I, being known for understatement, walk over to the wall and turn the drawing right side up. I smile and walk out hearing "where were you for the last three days?!?" over my shoulder. I smile the smile of contentment for another good day in the life of a mentor and know my job here is done.

[GaryVoshol]

"Now someone get me a trident to use as a paddle."

[kstl99]

Our team is so organized that we even have bins for our spare people!

[Katie_UPS]

Now that's thinking outside the bump!

<npoe> sorry about the corny-ness and cliche-ness of this entry </npoe>
<npoe> am I the only one that says "npoe" as "no-po" in their head when they read it? </npoe>

[Ryan Simpson]

2010: Soccer
2011: Water Polo

[Karibou]

<npoe>
And all the people said "Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat!"


Bonus points have already been gotten, but I'd just like to mention that this song is playing on my iPod right now. No joke.
</npoe>

Cameraman: "How are you two making that noise?!"
Guy on left: "What noise?"
Guy on right: "I can only hear the sound of our inspiration..."
Cameraman: "Yes, but- but- but- but those side effects! The graciousness, the- the-"
Guy on the right: "Don't forget the professionalism!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzHkk_aEjbM

[Vermeulen]

*Inflect British nature show accent* "After six weeks, the students exit the chrysalis as fully-fledged mentors."

[delsaner]

Guy (left): I got this boat ready for the water game this year...
Guy (right): Uhhh, the game was already released. Its not a water game.
Guy (left): Ohh.... Maybe it'll be water game NEXT year.

[Billfred]

Does the Billfred Is Trying To Be A Good Son Rule count for anything?

First place goes to:

Row, Row, Row your bump, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is basically on hold until after build season...


Second place goes to:

The butcher and the candlestick maker in their new vessel, built by the Baker. They're still waiting for the window-motor drive system to be installed; the Baker's 2-speed drive put his tub all the way across the Pacific already.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JackG
2) JaneYoung
3) Wayne Doenges
4) rtfgnow
5) delsaner
6) kstl99
7) rsisk
8) Taylor
9) Vermeulen

And the burn award goes to:

So one day I walk into the playing field and find this...
Everyone is happy that they finished a bump but they are trying desperately trying to design a robot that can go over the object they have constructed. Being one with the bump got them no closer to a solution but it did give them a few hours of R&R while they played. So I, being known for understatement, walk over to the wall and turn the drawing right side up. I smile and walk out hearing "where were you for the last three days?!?" over my shoulder. I smile the smile of contentment for another good day in the life of a mentor and know my job here is done.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 124
Taylor 121
GaryVoshol 114
lingomaniac88 113
Ryan Simpson 110
EricH 104
Don Rotolo 101
rtfgnow 92
rsisk 91
kramarczyk 89
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 73
Mr. Pockets 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Wayne Doenges 57
AndyB 56
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
delsaner 34
Chris is me 33
Katie_UPS 32
Barry Bonzack 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
bobwrit 16
Barngirl425 15
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Lee Reid 3136 10
Vermeulen 10
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
The Cyborg 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
JackG 3
Josh Fox 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
kstl99 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
Graham Donaldson 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
rcmolloy 1
Schnabel 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!